She’s absolutely running for president on the reformed whackadoo party but also I’m kiiiiiiinda wondering if she’s got an inkling of how bad those files are and is cutting bait so she doesn’t have to be anywhere near the fallout

I closed social media for like three hours and the Pope threw a rave, MTG resigned, and Trump endorsed Mamdani before Chuck Schumer did? Now accepting bribes to close social media for all of next week

trickle down rizzonomics

Still waiting on Part II

They line up perfectly.

She is the queen of self serving and my first thought was “what the fuck does she know”. Followed by “wonder who she will lobby for”.

Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…

Stochaistic terrorism is still terrorism.

this base has always been fractious and finding their divisions and driving a crowbar into them has always been the way to break them

Trending on MAGA Google tonight: “Is Marxism good now?” “How do i make up with my socialist relatives after threatening to kill them for 10 years?” “Did we get raptured?” “Who is Bubba?”

Mamdani probably got home, turned to his wife, and let out the longest, loudest “this fucking guy” of all time

every week just gets weirder tbh

[there's no way he can blame this on democrats. even he's not that good.] Donald Trump is our nation's biggest mark but Dem leadership is so inept and fundamentally unpersuasive that they've lost a charisma contest to Steven Miller for ten years

They are literally firing all the judges they think might grant relief. They just fired a friend of mine a couple hours ago. They have no shame. The bastards want an assembly line for deportations and nothing more; rubber-stamping bootlickers who’ll yes’sir at every new diktat to deny.

guy looked like a make a wish kid meeting Mamdani

In a country where the cost of living rises but wages don't, where illness can leave you in financial ruin, and where the young feel they have no chance at any upward mobility, 86 House Democrats joined Republicans to pass a resolution denouncing “the horrors of socialism.” trib.al/YmIjeGU

this is the world's most confusing day for centrist Democrats who just voted to condemn socialism and tried to sink Mamdani's campaign for months

I hope @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social is proud of how he beclowned himself earlier on that socialism resolution.

The Daily Mail is IN HELL

Imagine being one of those CEOs or school presidents who bowed down to this weird old man, then realizing he doesn’t like you as much as he likes this guy who didn’t bow at all

By the way, Jeff Bezos, you fucking pathetic coward: Zohran Mamdani got the pragmatic things he needed to get as a leader without ever submitting to the likes of MBS and disrespecting the memory of Khashoggi and every journalist in America.

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

Bullies understand one thing: power. Always call their bluff, never bend a knee to the propaganda they peddle.

I swear to God these ignorant people have no idea how soft power works and it shows.

Trump is weak. People who bowed down to him (Paul Weiss / Columbia / WaPo / Lindsey Graham / Mike Johnson downward) are even weaker. Already starting a tally of people who stood up. Mamdani can't run for prez, but he can set an example.

Primary everyone. All of em. I'm serious. They have the worst political instincts in history in addition to being a bunch of pricks with a cushy job. Time to leave and go write your book, assholes. Take Tapper and the other dickheads with you on the way out

Mamdani looking down on Trump like you’d watch a dog try to open a locked door with their paws

Next time a Republican whines when they get called a fascist, just remind them that Trump says he doesn't mind the label!

Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism

donald trump endorsed zohran mamdani before chuck schumer lmao

Trump knows the game is up. He can hear the footstep of voters in 2026 and beyond. This is a shaken man who knows he is a washed up lame duck. Stay on offense Democrats.

What a goddamn legend. Every big tough conservative masculinity guy has been crying about how terrifying cities are to live in for the past two years and now Trump wants to move back to NYC

It's even worse than it seems, if you opt out you lose all of the email categories and your inbox becomes unusable

This made me cry at my desk

The correct answer to MAGA outrage over the Dem video is this: Are you effing kidding me? Of course it's reasonable to warn that Trump might be giving illegal orders. The evidence is strong that he actually is giving illegal orders! I went through that evidence here: newrepublic.com/article/2035...

this man has blood on his hands and everyone who supported him and excused him has blood on their hands and I do not want to hear a single fucking Democrat with any position other than "impeach and remove him immediately" he and his MAHA movement are child killers

i know we've all laughed about the worm and the affair but this is a profoundly dangerous person who should be expelled from the government.

Socialism is anyone they don’t like doing anything that they’re not a fan of

ICE in Charlotte. The guy in the headlock is a restaurant worker. Barbarians.

Hal hadn’t survived three Thanksgivings by being stupid.

We spent a year investigating billionaires for @washingtonpost.com. We found: the wealthiest 100 Americans gave $1.1 billion to influence the 2024 elections — 140x more than they did in 2000. And almost all of that giving boosted Republicans. washingtonpost.com/politics/int...

In the richest city on Earth, 40% of NYC families can’t afford weekly food costs, and food prices are up 33% over the past decade. It’s time for a city government that puts affordability at the top of the agenda.

he hangs out in group chats with teenaged nazis, so there’s that

Elizabeth Warren on Colbert's show: "We don't think one corporation or one man named David Ellison should be able to buy up all the shows and buy up all the sports and buy up all the news and decide who watches what and I'm gonna stay in that fight."

The funniest most chilling thing about this is the question of why this has even come up. Who has a burning desire to… display these symbols ?

Insanely charming! And also, no shade to Chris here, but even if Zohran knew what it meant, this move made sure the viewers knew too because the audience matters more than the two having the convo in situations like this

this is a stunning piece of data journalism/art/whatever.

we gotta keep hammering over and over again just how fucking unpopular this guy is with every institution and every person in a position of power people hate him and people will hate you for capitulating to him

JUST IN: A federal judge says one of the Venezuelan men — illegally deported to El Salvador in March before he was swapped back to Venezuela in a prisoner exchange — is now missing, possibly a victim of the violence he was seeking asylum from. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Trump lying and backing off this is also a sign of weakness btw