Never thought I'd have to find out first hand how slanted the news can be.

Razorbills have the slickest design in the animal kingdom. They look like they were made by Yves Saint Laurent

Finally, all my biggest fears combined into one even bigger fear!

The first company that emails me and is like "Hey we commit to never integrating AI into our operations/products/business/interface ever or your cash back" is getting so much money from me.

We'll always love you, Baron.

lmao www.euronews.com/next/2026/05...

Introduced my friend here to the wonder of Chicago dogs a few weeks ago, so naturally I've loaned him my copy of Raw Dog by @jamieloftus.bsky.social to deepen the hot dog love.

Take it from me, the guy who’s specialty is being employed

it’s incredible that we’ve invented a technology that is frighteningly good at generating plausible english sentences and my phone is still like, “did you mean ‘I lorb you?’”

a good name for a horse would be Kris Klipclopperston

Report: Every Place On Earth Has Wrong Amount Of Water https://theonion.com/report-every-place-on-earth-has-wrong-amount-of-water-1851544516/

Ending every business email now with "AND FUCK YOU IF YOU WILL NOT DO THIS."

“Not as long as Vietnam” is some truly top tier marketing for this war.

if i buy this will i be as happy as the guy staring at a garbage bag half filled with his shit

stop making me cheer for the atlantic

Someone needs to print this out and nail it to a door somewhere.

Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term “dark matter” which is impressive, but he also coined the term “spherical bastard” to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more.

I'm brave enough to admit that I would, in fact, buy this the day it goes on sale or see it opening night. Yes, I would.

They think you're stupid.

TMZ setting up in DC to follow politicians around is FINALLY the appropriate lowbrow "news" coverage this administration has merited all along.

Got in a little hometown jam So they put a rifle in my hand Send me off to a foreign land To go and eat the silver ham

I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…

Please sign this Every Library petition against the proposed FEDERAL book banning legislation. It advanced beyond committee and will be voted on when they return from recess. action.everylibrary.org/hr_7661

Things that help calm the nervous system, quickly: - Box breathing (in for 4, hold for 4, out for 4, hold for 4, repeat) - Immerse your face in cold water (activates mammalian dive reflex) - Humming (stimulates vagus nerve) - Exercise (anything helps, outside even better) - Impeachment and removal

people will scold you for joking around when things seem really scary and fucked up. brother, those are the times what we invented joking around for

When Congress gets back from vacation in 6 weeks it is ON!!!!

I know we're supposed to caring and open in order to not have them just completely shut us out and get defensive, but I don't care. If you voted for this vile windbag I think you're either dumb or bad, or both. There was a time we could believe you were conned, but that time is over. It's willful.

you ever feel mildly insane and just buy something very stupid about it

Normal Tuesday. Got a few meetings today but not too many. President's threatening to genocide millions of people and there are folks flying around the moon in the fucking sky. Gotta take out the garbage later

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

Galaxy hair via my best good stylist Jess

lmao

You know, once a jury has made its decision you are extremely justified in dropping the "allegedly"

ipad baby president

If I knew viewing Guernica would put money directly into the pockets of a still living Pablo Picasso, who had announced publicly that he would be using that money to terrorize, harm, and kill women, not only would I not go view Guernica, it would fundamentally change the meaning of Guernica as art.

My library's small & I'm envious of big libraries that can employ a social worker. Just this week, we helped a guy just out of jail get to his parents place after the county randomly dropped him off here, and we helped a woman set up a burner email so she can get help leaving her abusive husband😔

it’s incredibly blackpilling to me that it takes rising gas prices and rising gas prices alone to have people turn against the war in iran, and not the american government murdering thousands of children and civilians in iran. americans are incredibly selfish

i don’t like this painting in my hotel

mind-boggling to me that i still have yet to see a single democrat utter the phrase “every republican president of your lifetime has destroyed the economy and started a war”

I love that my friend Tony and I are unabashedly Yorgos Lanthimos fangirls, and that despite being an "old man" (in body only), he would happily accept the moniker of fangirl.

Listen this is the god’s honest truth!

my official statement on the Oscars and all of its surrounding discourse

[Sade voice 🎵]

Someone needs to send an ambulance to X

it’s always two bitches telling each other exactlyyy

If anyone is up for boosting, Bandcamp is holding a fundraiser for the Trans Continental Pipeline to help trans people escape from Kansas!

Congratulations, WaPo, you did it, you published the worst take

The richest man owns X. The second and third richest men control Google. The fourth richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fifth richest man owns The Washington Post. And now the sixth richest could soon take over both Paramount and Warner Bros. See the problem here?