Galaxy hair via my best good stylist Jess

lmao

You know, once a jury has made its decision you are extremely justified in dropping the "allegedly"

ipad baby president

If I knew viewing Guernica would put money directly into the pockets of a still living Pablo Picasso, who had announced publicly that he would be using that money to terrorize, harm, and kill women, not only would I not go view Guernica, it would fundamentally change the meaning of Guernica as art.

My library's small & I'm envious of big libraries that can employ a social worker. Just this week, we helped a guy just out of jail get to his parents place after the county randomly dropped him off here, and we helped a woman set up a burner email so she can get help leaving her abusive husband😔

it’s incredibly blackpilling to me that it takes rising gas prices and rising gas prices alone to have people turn against the war in iran, and not the american government murdering thousands of children and civilians in iran. americans are incredibly selfish

i don’t like this painting in my hotel

mind-boggling to me that i still have yet to see a single democrat utter the phrase “every republican president of your lifetime has destroyed the economy and started a war”

I love that my friend Tony and I are unabashedly Yorgos Lanthimos fangirls, and that despite being an "old man" (in body only), he would happily accept the moniker of fangirl.

Listen this is the god’s honest truth!

my official statement on the Oscars and all of its surrounding discourse

[Sade voice 🎵]

Someone needs to send an ambulance to X

it’s always two bitches telling each other exactlyyy

If anyone is up for boosting, Bandcamp is holding a fundraiser for the Trans Continental Pipeline to help trans people escape from Kansas!

Congratulations, WaPo, you did it, you published the worst take

The richest man owns X. The second and third richest men control Google. The fourth richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fifth richest man owns The Washington Post. And now the sixth richest could soon take over both Paramount and Warner Bros. See the problem here?

I'll do it. I will fire tens of thousands of ICE agents. I will fly around the country like George Clooney and Anna Kendrick in that movie, just firing people all day. Except instead of it crushing my soul each ICE agent firing will bring me joy.

Hearing about this new trend. It's called brown hair

Not to be a bitch but after watching this video I have concluded this bird seems dumb as hell. Don’t dig around in your own torso, pull out one of your own feathers, drop it, and then look at ME like “What happened.” Like do we NEED a tall duck?

A+ State of the Union counterprogramming by TCM.

[whispering to paramedic before I pass out] save me but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow

Love having friends who excitedly say things like "Ok, I want to talk to you about the Salem Witch Trials!" after we just spent an hour discussing an incredibly bleak book and ate king cake.

Sardines are so bizarre because how am I seeing what is clearly a whole spine but it essentially melts in my mouth?

there should be an oscar for bluesky story arc and @notalawyer.bsky.social should win

When I say I stand on business this what I mean.

when they have me flying a bomber in Civil War Woke im painting this on the payload

Help my dog has lost his arms

In high school, my best friend and I taped Dawson's Creek every Wed. As an adult, the first role my mind always jumps to is his hilarious over-the-top caricature of himself in Don't Trust the B___ in Apt 23. Another great actor lost to cancer.

if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there

Finally watched Macgruber for the first time last night, so naturally I had to go back and relisten to the bonus episode of I Saw What You Did where @milliedechirico.bsky.social and Danielle talk about it. Warms my heart to think of the friendship between Kilmer and Forte that came from this film.

Horror movie where you can tell someone’s a demon because pop music in Spanish makes their head explode

To reject the US as a fundamentally American country with a deep shared history and commonality with the rest of the Americas, including that Spanish has long been our de facto national second language, is on a deep level anti-American. It's hating actual American culture and history and tradition.

I don't know why conservatives complain about Bad Bunny singing in Spanish. They never listen to lyrics anyway. They think "Born in the USA" is an upbeat patriotic song. They played "We will rock you" on Trump's rallies to rev up the crowd. Trump jerks off two invisible dicks to YMCA.

If Jeff Bezos could afford to spend $75 million on the Melania movie & $500 million for a yacht to sail off to his $55 million wedding to give his wife a $5 million ring, please don't tell me he needed to fire one-third of the Washington Post staff. Democracy dies in oligarchy.

We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”

Mood

I think about this maybe, like, once a week. Like how do we explain to these people that raw milk is exactly the same as regular milk but it has cow shit in it

multiple trump-created crises converging with deadly results.

Arresting Black journalists is also vice signaling. Their base is racist and hates journalists and they want to get them excited again. The mainstream media industry has never protected Black journalists or journalists of color the way it should.

the arrest of journalists in minneapolis, including don lemon, is more evidence that the only move the administration knows how to make is to use force, and does not know how to respond when that force is met with defiance and indifference.

The inimitable Catherine O'Hara has died at age 71. From the archives, we revisit her reflections on her early days performing at Second City and on SCTV—and how her work helped shape a fresh, silly and distinctly Torontonian comic sensibility

RIP Catherine O'Hara, I have never not laughed at this

Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her