Wish one of you had had the decency to tell me what sichuan peppercorns were before tonight when I tried a new dish and fully convinced myself I HAD RABIES

This is the only quiz that matters

Is it Cyber Monday or is it Giving Tuesday Eve, she wonders, once again, to herself

A🧵 This is profoundly irresponsible by AGSulzberger’s NYT, @by-cjewett.bsky.social +eds. The normalization, “view-from-nowhere”, “born-yesterday”, stenography, “both-sides”, irresponsible headline are disgraceful. THE story is the CDC&FDA are being destroyed by antiscience & Americans will die. 1/n

Bookmatch ends in ONE WEEK! Get your personalized book recommendations before it’s gone. secure.givelively.org/donate/n1-fo...

We’re heading into the final stretch of our annual Bookmatch. Take this year’s quiz before it’s gone! secure.givelively.org/donate/n1-fo...

the annual @nplusonemag.com Bookmatch makes me laugh SO hard that a top reward tier should simply be a recommending something equally as funny

Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad

the nuzzi story is fun and all but at the center of it is the elevation of a man who has dedicated his life to making children catch preventable diseases to a position where he can enact harm at enormous scale

N+1 bookmatch quiz exactly as delightful as I've heard

Everyone’s teeth are too big now. I understand the appeal of veneers sure but the mouths, they’re barely closed

My Bookmatch results from @nplusonemag.com include 3 books I've read and one that I own but haven't cracked yet. Let NO ONE say this isn't scientifically calibrated! Excited for the rest.

Tonight our mailman got into a tussle with some of our neighbors and one guy brought a giant branch from down the block to threaten him with! Which was sad because I love our mailman! But I think he may have slept with my neighbor's wife

Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.

Me, a development lady, for the rest of the year

On Alex's recommendation, I did this, and I bought three new books of the ten chosen for me, and if that doesn't suggest this list knows me, one selection was penned by a definite nemesis.

The @nplusonemag.com book match quiz is funny--I even cackled--and then the book recommendations included 3 favorites. A good time for a good cause: secure.givelively.org/donate/n1-fo...

Each year, my wife @danioliver.bsky.social runs a online fundraiser for @nplusonemag.com called Bookmatch. A donation of any amount (even $1) gets you a hilarious quiz that leads to a excellent, human-curated list of custom book recommendations. Take it now at bookmatchquiz.com

We’ve been told that Bookmatch "feels like a Buzzfeed quiz if Don DeLillo had been a Buzzfeed employee." Correct? Take the quiz and find out. secure.givelively.org/donate/n1-fo...

I recommended some books for this year's bookmatch. Take the quiz already

I fucking love bookmatch season, there are always questions that make me genuinely crack up, but this is an all-timer forever.

Trump appoints Cuomo as head of space force or women's health panels or something tomorrow

Amazing lineup of recommended books and first-rate recommenders! Plus thirty silly, fun, profound questions about literature and life. Donate any amount to generate an unbeatable reading list for the next few months! (Tho large amounts are very welcome)

One of the absolute best things you can do this month is take the @nplusonemag.com Bookmatch quiz. Such a joy from beginning to end & you'll end up with a list of fascinating books most of which will be entirely new to you secure.givelively.org/donate/n1-fo...

🚨 Bookmatch is back! 🚨 From now until December 2, make a donation of any amount to n+1 and we’ll send you the Bookmatch quiz—a personality test that will generate a reading list tailored to your tastes and whims. Try the quiz here: secure.givelively.org/donate/n1-fo...

I can't put this rhesus monkeys thing on my plate right now

Welp, I just told what I thought was an AI assistant (via phone) that I wanted to speak to a real person and, uh, turns out she was just incompetent (and extremely offended). Whoops.

I’ve started believing in hell this year!—purely, I’m sure, as a coping mechanism

Don't forget: now is your last chance to game your 2025 Spotify Wrapped results.

I’m never not thinking about: Larry, I’m on DuckTales.

I don't think I've nerded out as hard as this before on an episode of @wrongwayshow.com. Check it out

if you dont stop calling us nazis we will have the secret police disappear you to a slave labor camp

the most important thing to remember when you see eugenicists who don’t believe that autistic people should exist rambling about “the autism epidemic” is not that they’re wrong about the “cause” (although they are absolutely wrong about it); it’s that they are eugenicists

Gonna miss the "I voted" stickers

Is there anyone following me here who happens to know if the NEA (or what's left of it) is actually convening panels for the IP GAP applications? Like, does anyone have a friend who's on a panel this year and knows it's happening? I'm assuming no and 2026 grants will be canceled, but just curious.

At this point I’m convinced that every single one of us uses the word “charisma” to mean something entirely different.

I feel like I keep reading poems that would have just been better as an email to the person they're speaking to.

I am a hypermasculine and extremely powerful alpha male. As such my greatest fears are seed oils, rainbows, people who don't look like me being on TV, and preventative medicine. I cannot explain any of these fears and consider that to be your fault.

Spending a lot of time today trying to figure out how Dead Dance, Just Dance, Dancin' in Circles, and Dance in the Dark speak to each other.

“Trump himself, despite his own fast-food obsession, is like this Uncle Herschel or Old Timer figure in a way.” www.nplusonemag.com/online-only/...

This is their king

I miss crop circles

Is this where they blame the prior use of (and subsequently ban) hormonal birth control? Cuzzzz you know that’s coming

Guess this is my new daily post! This is because they do 👏 not 👏 care 👏 about any of the medical or health-related things they claim to care about: they are eugenicists. The sooner people start divorcing maha from its false health priorities the sooner we can start fighting this.

“They did not die from COVID , they had preexisting conditions.” “They did not die from starvation, they had other health problems.” This is what eugenics sounds like.

Always a good sign when smelling salts come back in vogue

Likewise, RFK Jr.’s concern with health is a pretext, and it *wild* that so many people cannot see this.

I am congenitally resistant to conspiracy thinking, but this really does feel like a eugenic plot. There is some dark, pseudo-Darwinian thinking on the right that equates illness with moral unfitness, and prefers that the weak die, indeed demands that they be culled. Truly a death cult.

I've started to sneeze like an old man and I can't stop it

Had a dream I was going on a grape-picking date (?) with Jeremy Strong, and I was like, “Baby I just don’t know what we’re gonna do with all these grapes, we don’t know how to make wine.” And he just kissed me softly and whispered, “We’re going to set up an e-commerce site.”