Dani Oliver
@danioliver.bsky.social
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Poet. Free lecture attendee. Development at n+1. Master of booby traps.
Had to stop reading this for sanity but this genre of writing can only be described as "the note that lady with the crazy eyes in your apartment building tapes to the communal front door"
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3 days ago
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12 days ago
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It's currently snowing in Brooklyn precisely the way it begins to snow when two people realize they love each other in a movie
13 days ago
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A reminder that the only single reason for something like this is eugenicist thinking, and that they not only don't care that people will die, but they want them to
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25 days ago
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My favorite thing about socks is how they slowly suffocate your feet until you can't take it anymore
30 days ago
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My favorite thing about British actors doing American accents is the Mickey Mouse pitch with the Minnesota cum New York inflection
about 1 month ago
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My favorite thing about Emily in Paris is that all the love interests are doofy sweet interchangeable pushovers and they all gain 20lbs of muscle mass between each season
about 1 month ago
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Dan O’Sullivan
about 1 year ago
For about ten years I've thought about what a Tom Waits TV Christmas special produced in the early 80s would have been like. It's almost real to me. The set is a Depression-era shack he built and a stream of celebrity hobos keep knocking on the door and Tom goes "I wOnDEr WHo tHaT cOuLd bE"
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They're bad at literally everything, including kerning
about 1 month ago
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Wish one of you had had the decency to tell me what sichuan peppercorns were before tonight when I tried a new dish and fully convinced myself I HAD RABIES
about 2 months ago
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Xopher B-Under Heavy Manners Fuck ICE
about 2 months ago
This is the only quiz that matters
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Is it Cyber Monday or is it Giving Tuesday Eve, she wonders, once again, to herself
about 2 months ago
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The Media and Democracy Project
2 months ago
A🧵 This is profoundly irresponsible by AGSulzberger’s NYT,
@by-cjewett.bsky.social
+eds. The normalization, “view-from-nowhere”, “born-yesterday”, stenography, “both-sides”, irresponsible headline are disgraceful. THE story is the CDC&FDA are being destroyed by antiscience & Americans will die. 1/n
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n+1
2 months ago
Bookmatch ends in ONE WEEK! Get your personalized book recommendations before it’s gone.
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n+1
2 months ago
We’re heading into the final stretch of our annual Bookmatch. Take this year’s quiz before it’s gone!
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Britta Shoot
2 months ago
the annual
@nplusonemag.com
Bookmatch makes me laugh SO hard that a top reward tier should simply be a recommending something equally as funny
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Katie Mack
2 months ago
Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
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Julia Carrie Wong
2 months ago
the nuzzi story is fun and all but at the center of it is the elevation of a man who has dedicated his life to making children catch preventable diseases to a position where he can enact harm at enormous scale
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molly o
2 months ago
N+1 bookmatch quiz exactly as delightful as I've heard
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Everyone’s teeth are too big now. I understand the appeal of veneers sure but the mouths, they’re barely closed
2 months ago
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Mr. Lycidas
2 months ago
My Bookmatch results from
@nplusonemag.com
include 3 books I've read and one that I own but haven't cracked yet. Let NO ONE say this isn't scientifically calibrated! Excited for the rest.
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Tonight our mailman got into a tussle with some of our neighbors and one guy brought a giant branch from down the block to threaten him with! Which was sad because I love our mailman! But I think he may have slept with my neighbor's wife
3 months ago
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Alyssa Long
3 months ago
Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
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Me, a development lady, for the rest of the year
3 months ago
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Chelsea G. Summers
3 months ago
On Alex's recommendation, I did this, and I bought three new books of the ten chosen for me, and if that doesn't suggest this list knows me, one selection was penned by a definite nemesis.
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Alexander Chee
3 months ago
The
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book match quiz is funny--I even cackled--and then the book recommendations included 3 favorites. A good time for a good cause:
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Kevin McShane (Verified)
3 months ago
Each year, my wife
@danioliver.bsky.social
runs a online fundraiser for
@nplusonemag.com
called Bookmatch. A donation of any amount (even $1) gets you a hilarious quiz that leads to a excellent, human-curated list of custom book recommendations. Take it now at
bookmatchquiz.com
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n+1
3 months ago
We’ve been told that Bookmatch "feels like a Buzzfeed quiz if Don DeLillo had been a Buzzfeed employee." Correct? Take the quiz and find out.
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will Tavlin
3 months ago
I recommended some books for this year's bookmatch. Take the quiz already
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Drew Broussard
3 months ago
I fucking love bookmatch season, there are always questions that make me genuinely crack up, but this is an all-timer forever.
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Trump appoints Cuomo as head of space force or women's health panels or something tomorrow
3 months ago
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Mark Krotov
3 months ago
Amazing lineup of recommended books and first-rate recommenders! Plus thirty silly, fun, profound questions about literature and life. Donate any amount to generate an unbeatable reading list for the next few months! (Tho large amounts are very welcome)
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Jason McBride
3 months ago
One of the absolute best things you can do this month is take the
@nplusonemag.com
Bookmatch quiz. Such a joy from beginning to end & you'll end up with a list of fascinating books most of which will be entirely new to you
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n+1
3 months ago
🚨 Bookmatch is back! 🚨 From now until December 2, make a donation of any amount to n+1 and we’ll send you the Bookmatch quiz—a personality test that will generate a reading list tailored to your tastes and whims. Try the quiz here:
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I can't put this rhesus monkeys thing on my plate right now
3 months ago
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Welp, I just told what I thought was an AI assistant (via phone) that I wanted to speak to a real person and, uh, turns out she was just incompetent (and extremely offended). Whoops.
3 months ago
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I’ve started believing in hell this year!—purely, I’m sure, as a coping mechanism
4 months ago
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Don't forget: now is your last chance to game your 2025 Spotify Wrapped results.
4 months ago
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I’m never not thinking about: Larry, I’m on DuckTales.
4 months ago
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Kevin McShane (Verified)
4 months ago
I don't think I've nerded out as hard as this before on an episode of
@wrongwayshow.com
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Andrew Lawrence
4 months ago
if you dont stop calling us nazis we will have the secret police disappear you to a slave labor camp
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Nicole Chung
4 months ago
the most important thing to remember when you see eugenicists who don’t believe that autistic people should exist rambling about “the autism epidemic” is not that they’re wrong about the “cause” (although they are absolutely wrong about it); it’s that they are eugenicists
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Gonna miss the "I voted" stickers
4 months ago
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Is there anyone following me here who happens to know if the NEA (or what's left of it) is actually convening panels for the IP GAP applications? Like, does anyone have a friend who's on a panel this year and knows it's happening? I'm assuming no and 2026 grants will be canceled, but just curious.
5 months ago
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At this point I’m convinced that every single one of us uses the word “charisma” to mean something entirely different.
5 months ago
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I feel like I keep reading poems that would have just been better as an email to the person they're speaking to.
5 months ago
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~daniel_barker~
5 months ago
I am a hypermasculine and extremely powerful alpha male. As such my greatest fears are seed oils, rainbows, people who don't look like me being on TV, and preventative medicine. I cannot explain any of these fears and consider that to be your fault.
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Spending a lot of time today trying to figure out how Dead Dance, Just Dance, Dancin' in Circles, and Dance in the Dark speak to each other.
5 months ago
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n+1
5 months ago
“Trump himself, despite his own fast-food obsession, is like this Uncle Herschel or Old Timer figure in a way.”
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The Haunting of Cracker Barrel | A. S. Hamrah, Will Tavlin, Lisa Borst
Semiotically, it's detached from all these kinds of things that it was originally designed for. But this kind of sign was always part of the corporate blandification of the American travel experience....
https://www.nplusonemag.com/online-only/online-only/the-haunting-of-cracker-barrel/
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This is their king
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5 months ago
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