honestly a huge round of applause to FT for finding their angle on this. saw the headline and laughed out loud

TRUMP: he says it's dialectical. di-a-lec-tic-al. beautiful word. no one really knows what it means but we're doing it.

TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that? We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to

Extremely relevant re: our president today bsky.app/profile/ceej...

donald trump endorsed zohran mamdani before chuck schumer lmao

Donald Trump clearly has not given up on his 50-year goal of trying to be friends with all the hottest celebs in NYC

WHOA. The FBI was/is spying on a Signal chat for a New York immigration court watch group, claiming they were “anarchist violent extremist actors.” Your reminder that the government is watching and don’t say anything in a big group chat you wouldn’t say on TV. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

N+1 bookmatch quiz exactly as delightful as I've heard

We should reboot journalism completely. Start from scratch. They should get those old timey hats and a pencil and figure it out from there

The pavilion cinema, I will die on this hill

surf rock is only going to become more relevant as sea levels rise

oh no

science fiction ᵇᵃᶜᵏᶜᵒᵛᵉʳ⬇️

Definitely not the most important issue with Platner but it's pretty interesting how many of these stories about his campaign's resilience cite the Reddit comments about policing and/or socialism but not the posts about sexual assault

The next recession is going to make Occupy look like the Senate Democratic caucus.

If you're not reading the New York Times you're missing out

thinking about My Father's Camry Filled With Leaves again

docs.google.com/presentation... bless @chrysaora.bsky.social for this extraordinary service reporting

Im a prompt engineer (very good at getting customer service bots to hand me off to a person)

A cousin is anyone near your age in your family or some kid who is around a lot and an aunt is an older lady who gives a shit about you.

I wrote about the degrading choices our political system forces on us, the importance of respecting yourself, and the time I experienced a mild Oliver Stone moment at Sammy's Deluxe in Rockland, Maine. defector.com/what-job-is-...

repost this if an editor has ever saved you from yourself

Truly incredible that now I'm going through all the extremely boring death logistics and even the fucking insurance guys are like aw goddamnit I loved chatting with your mom, what a cool lady

when the interview goes well: www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a...

this is my sexuality

One of the most common (now waning) criticisms I see of independent, journalist-owned media is that they don't have the resources, know-how, or ability to do big projects, serious reporting, or do things like file lawsuits. We and other outlets are proving that's not true ... you can just ... do it

Graham platners music choices are so spot on man, how weird to finally be of an advanced enough age that people running for office are such deeply recognizable Types of Guys

One of my favorite genre of posts on Twitter right now is people who think grok can help them find the killer

group chats are the only good thing about modernity imo

Found the best take

Congrats to all the dudes in my neighborhood who have finally been reunited with their favorite little jackets

my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy

mike’s hard look in the mirror

Interesting conversation: Have any of you ever defended a sovereign citizen?https://www.reddit.com/r/publicdefenders/comments/1mqrnmj/have_any_of_you_ever_defended_a_sovereign_citizen/

I hope when I die dozens of people also have dreams about hanging out with me and having an extremely chill time

Our flâneur president is exploring the psychogeography of the White House in the context of its urban environment but go off

My friend had a baby and immediately started to refer to me as uncle molly, rarely have I felt so understood

When you're stone cold everything looks like a stunner send tweet

Write a bit about @greenwell.bsky.social's very good book, which among other things has some excellent anecdotes about how private equity guys understand their role in the world newrepublic.com/article/1983...

I was not old and cynical enough to be fully prepared for the rich people to step up and explain out loud that they literally consider themselves the owners and rulers of New York City and the way the people voted is NOT acceptable to them

Vibes warfare casualty… hard to watch

SCULLY: Mulder you sound insane MULDER: there’re tallboy diet cokes, I’ve seen them with my own eyes

Car Talk ended in 2012 and that’s when things really started going off the rails

It's disorienting living in the Wile E. Coyote portion of a country's life cycle. We ran off the cliff but haven't plummeted down yet. We're just now starting to hold up the big YIKES sign

one thing grok didnt say when they trained it to be antisemitic was "free palestine"

Not the point but I truly cannot believe like five years later our man is still putting two spaces after a period, nothing says I understand digital media like a guy who never properly learned to use a computer to type

May never forgive ari aster for darkening the otherwise divine experience of driving around with my dogs head stuck out the window

They should invent a way forward that isn't through