/rolling my eyes and stomping around like Paul Rudd in Wet Hot American Summer "Sorry I said the lying sexual assault troop shithead was 'the final and long overdue reckoning for Smoothgroin Liberalism' on X dot com."

Lotr themed propaghandi cover band called propagandalf

Good morning from io

Setting an ooo email response that's just 10,000 palm tree emoji

who do i know in chicago

big vibes in the parade livestream chat lol

i hit the streets last night and spoke to a few of THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE OF NEW YORK

unfortunately if new york elects a good mayor the knicks will be allowed to win the title

“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment

Absolutely no one is more excited about basketball than the teen who works my Bodega counter on weekends

Recap if you missed it

big fish supper club, bena, minnesota, 1980

I'm Clavicular, and this is 60 Minutes

They should suspend alt side for the Knicks

Nothing funnier than getting targeted advertisements for survival gear from temu

Me and who

The map's form: hedge maze It shows: safety Its purpose: to serve the dead

"can conservatives make art?" guys, isn't there someone you forgot to ask?

Just had to explain the x-files to a young woman reading a Gillian Anderson book in public, time to take me out back and put me out of my misery, I'm not built to be old

solar is so cool man. I climbed up on my shed roof last week and installed a panel to charge my yard tools and now I’m mowing my lawn with power I stole from a fucking star

I love the solemnity of ascension

"Death, even in a form as shocking to Christian orthodoxy as self-murder, offends the bourgeois mind less than sex.” I read LOVE AND DEATH IN THE AMERICAN NOVEL (1960) and detected no lies @nyrb-imprints.bsky.social maxxpearl.substack.com/p/i-read-thi...

If you vote in NYC, you've probably wondered: "Who are these people running to be judges? Why doesn't it feel like I have much choice about voting for them? How were they selected? Why do many judges seem to be... bad?" May I present to you @hellgatenyc.com's latest big project: Courts of Contempt.

Incredibly proud of my @bloomberg.com colleagues, who won a Pulitzer today for illustrated reporting for the graphic novel version of an incredible, harrowing story about “digital arrest” scams in India. Gift link to the graphic novel, will thread the feature below: www.bloomberg.com/graphics/202...

Excellent reporting, alarming findings. Bloomberg's @dmehro.bsky.social et al found U.S. state government health websites are sharing people's personal info (sex, citizenship & race data) with tech giants via pixel-sized webpage trackers. Several states pulled the trackers after Bloomberg disclosed.

The kawaii microwaves are required to kiss your soul!

not a big fan of aging generally but i gotta say the opportunity to riff on the same bits with your friends for like 15, 20 years is unmatched. Some of these bits are old enough to drink.

I may as well reshare it myself 😇

Have you donated to the Southern Poverty Law Center in the past? Do you have opinions on the federal indictment over the group's use of paid sources? I want to talk to you for a story I'm working on for @theintercept.com! Signal: nhurowitz.30, email: [email protected]

Obviously insane to see my councilmember arrested at an eviction defense but honestly the fact that it took three nypd guys a solid 10 seconds to wrestle chi osse to the ground is such an object lesson in why leftists gotta lift

congrats to the onion, unfortunately no comedic mind on earth could top 'they're turning the frogs gay'

People on here will say anything. “I can’t believe the Mets lost.” Yes you can. That’s not true.

deer e-girl wearing a ‘we are the daughters of the megafauna you couldn’t hunt‘ tshirt

I applaud the Maine data center ban and also am a little disappointed we'll never get a Stephen King novel set in a haunted data center

Asking New Yorkers if they’ve been personally victimized by Santacon is very funny actually www.fbi.gov/how-we-can-h...

RVTURN ... But RVTAIN our little MacBook airs ok

I have some questions about the design decisions being made at the Thiel-backed startup that, I guess, uses AI to vindicate dudes who get super mad online

BK scene report: old-timers are on the stoop before 10 with their radios, a pack of 12 grown men just rode by me on skateboards, 10-year-old bodega kid called me 'boss' and handed me a cup of ice. 10/10 we made it baby

speaking of, www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGJe...

further proof the only good thing about boston is boston sports :)

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

Haven't stopped thinking about this for like a week www.scientificamerican.com/article/racc...

Sorry to report I have not yet managed to learn this lesson

WORLD HERITAGE POST

Met two parrots yesterday at the local park, devastatingly bay area vibes in brooklyn these days

aspirational stuff in here, truly

Happy Appomattox Day to all that celebrate