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scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe? AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe

Inhumanity and insanity. The sort of thing a dying empire does.

favorite story of journalistic excellence was when a pal had IT create a fake legal@ email for his media company and increased FOIA responses like sevenfold by CCing it lol

One of the gaggle of babes who run the vegetable co-op on my block just stopped unloading and said, god, I wish I had a cool dog like that so I think im done striving for the day

hello, FBI? yeah, so, you guys sent a couple out to investigate how my son got all sucked up into a flying saucer but they just interviewed me for like five minutes and immediately left to get into unrelated hijinks across town. I was wondering if someone was going to reach back out about the aliens

Unbelievably good @hellgatenyc.com merch c/o Olive Panter

"A disproportionate number of Anthropic employees seem to be the children of novelists or poets." www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

Lmao I cannot believe it's still snowing

Look! A planet! The air is playful and has the smell of longing. It's an excellent sphere.

We've got to stop them.

How much more of all this are we supposed to take, genuinely?

Whoever designed Alexander Skarsgards prosthetic dick in pillion deserves an Oscar

This is the correct energy, my mother also did a very southern version of this and I think it's beautiful when people can be haters until the bitter end

Me and all my dirtbag friends did bike delivery for Sal & cookie several hundred years ago and in addition to acting as a two-dude stimulus package for my punk house they made the absolute best food hellgatenyc.com/20-dinner-sa...

The book based on this story is also delightful, and includes quite a bit of useful information about bears generally bookshop.org/p/books/a-li...

Good blog though I am also fond of fit freak dot net, a forum where people post photos of, like, their three goats being carted around in a Honda fit

MAJOR: Twin Cities Tenants joins five labor unions, together repping 25,900 members, to launch a rent strike drive, vowing to withhold rent March 1 if @governorwalz.mn.gov fails to deliver an eviction moratorium and rent relief. If launched, this would be the largest US rent strike in 100+ years.

She's v good at helping me pack

it’s so fucking funny to see your buddies living happily in healthy relationships. “I’m just sending a photo of this flower to my wife” lmao dawg I saw you puke into the open window of an unattended cop car in 2009 and now you’re a wonderful father

Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.

Never Forget

almost time for NYC subway valentines day bingo

in 2026, let's bring back the concept of "selling out" and once again make it contemptible

One Perfect Shot -- Weapons (2025)

"No no no Issac, no" www.newyorker.com/culture/q-an...

lmao you've got to be fucking kidding me

The rare and increasingly vanishing pleasure of trying to find an answer to a simple question and running into a 3739933 thread heated argument between frob23 and joem654

Greg Bovino sadly filling one steamer trunk after another with elaborate fashy overcoats, the teargas canisters he always has bouncing around on him like labubus, and dozens of "chest-belts." They will be shipped ahead of him as he prepares to return to his home, which is a men's size 10 boot.

yes we live in a “democracy” but we can’t actually defund ICE because you see they were once bestowed the Legitimacy Emeralds

If you are in Minneapolis, OR Portland, Maine, OR another city being targeted by ICE, and you would like FREE posters shipped to you to give out, send your shipping address to [email protected] Thanks to a generous supporter, I now have a ton of posters and don't need to ration.

I'm not going to post screenshots for obvious reasons but I have been alerted that a bunch of the top posts in r/MassiveCock are anti-ICE now and anyone who defends ICE in comments is getting yelled down lol

Historians believe the ‘Mini-polis’ or ‘small-city’ to be an allegorical or metaphorical place, possibly an agglomeration of several different cities, given the unlikelihood of so many significant events occurring rapidly in such a small place.

I wrote about Minneapolis. nymag.com/intelligence...

They have discovered a planet. It is fiery and faraway. It is distant beyond belief. What a good land.

This photo was taken in 1911 using glass plate technology by Herbert Ponting who was part of Scott's Antarctic expedition, The composition and detail are exquisite with the band of white snow/ice creating a perfect frame around the two people and the ship in the distance Iconic imo

Minneapolis residents are painting tunnels onto brick walls and ICE agents are running into them. This is not funny.

The Twin Cities are still occupied, and we're still documenting the invasion.

A buddy in MN shared a drawing a classmate of his kid made. They've been making thank you notes for parents who have volunteered to carpool them to school so their own parents don't have to risk waiting out by the bus stop.

BREAKING — Mayor of Lewiston, Maine posts on FB that ICE is coming to the city imminently. This confirms my reporting the agency is planning a surge in the city and state generally. Lewiston is home to a large Somali-American population, which made up 4.6% of the population as of the 2020 census.

evergreen

Gender Affirming Foreign Policy

I'm going to lose my mind :)