What about “n…arp”?

“clown event still possible” put that in your pocket, I can already tell you that this is the key phrase of 2026

thought i was having chilling visions of the future but it turned out i was just remembering Equilibrium really well

what the fuck is happening with google drive's search function that i type in the date code 260324 and it shows me a folder with 260224 in the name BEFORE the one with the exact string i entered

This picture has me stunlocked. There's no way he looks like this. There's no way they picked this. There's no way they edited it like this.

Adam Sessler never did like turn-based combat much

bad news from the zones, tumbleweeds. tried a new seltzer flavor and it's not that great

adam sessler making himself the subject of conversation always rules because it's a pretty small subset of people who A) know who he is at all and B) don't immediately wince upon the moment of recollection

picture, thousan words, etc etc

I wonder what that ex-TV guy I used to see blackout drunk at every industry event I went to 20 years ago is up to these days

This really is an encapsulation of what being an American is: experiencing something needlessly cruel and profoundly stupid while propaganda you can’t turn off blares about how free and lucky you are

Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again

Reading about a video game where you have to go back to the garden of eden and kill Adam. Guess it’s a first person shooter. Thanks.

Anteater traveler on a leisurely stroll

thinking about how sick it would be if this band got to make another record. or honestly if anyone picked up where they left off

I’m sorry to do cringe mode on a sunday but dems should be branding this as obviously trump’s fault by saying Make America Wait Again

my main concern with graham platner isn't that he's actually a devout nazi but that he's the sort of ideology-free populist who can't be trusted

OUT: unacceptable lobster IN: illegitimate goomba stack

This is what I was hoping to see from influencers and independent journalists who traveled to Cuba. The impacts of U.S. actions aren't getting the attention they deserve in mainstream media. My people are being ignored in the U.S. news.

there won't be a "third impact" Mulder, the entire concept is a fantasy you created to avoid reckoning with painful, deep seated psychosexual fears and insecurities. think about it. this "impact" just happens to specifically address your worst— (third impact begins) many things could be causing this

formal proposal of a replacement for the vince mcmahon meme format

If I had a child I would tell them "never skimp on shop vac power." Please share this with your children for me.

ME: h- MACBOOK: ah! ah ha ha! I have PAUSED charging at 70%, even though I'm plugged in, so as to lengthen the life of your BATTERY! ME: ok but now I have to take you somewhere without a plug to work MACBOOK: oh FUCK

Just the story of his name is one of the coolest things of all time

Alright lads I’m gonna cool it on the T-shirts for a minute but here’s a classic people asked for! www.sonnyross.com/shop/shut-up... #medieval #illustration

In an ancient forest, shallow pools reflect not the trees above, but a luminous city of elsewhere. My shortlisted entry for the Cheltenham Illustration awards. Inspired by the changing landscape, childhood (and adulthood) fantasy, reflections, exploration of strange places... #art #illustration

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playing smash online against an Ike with the tag FTMeta. forgive me for being glib but I'm pretty sure MTF is the much more meta pick

Buddhist monks? Oh, you mean the Koan Brothers?

[Triple A game talking head of a dove] HOLY SPIRIT: Yo J, good to see you're awake. JESUS: Felt like I just did 10 rounds with the Devil. HS: No time for that now. You see that fig tree up ahead? Go up and press triangle to investigate it. J: Don't tell me. It's not bearing fruit.

I got Toretto’s Syndrome. Doctors say I only got three quarter miles to live

if you drive on the sidewalk the police should crush your car into a 3x3 cube in front of you and you should have to carry your cube home

A Canada goose on a cold morning in High Point, N.C. #birds

Tragic Magic vinyl came in the mail today. something beautiful about reading French liner notes about the Roland Jupiter-8 as if it's some legendary artifact in a museum

(scribbling in my notebook when all the actors and actresses hold hands and bow at the end of the play) all boyfriends and girlfriends in this one too

OK if we're all posting that one metaverse screenshot can someone at least dig up the wii shovelware edit one

🚨"HOW DA FUCK DOES MULCH WORK" CHICAGO ACCENT TATOOED BOTANIST GUY IS DOING YOUTUBE VIDEOS WHERE HE SHIT TALKS BAD MIDDLE AMERICA LANDSCAPING🚨 youtu.be/C-83-YPYSKA?...

the onion ‘remain in light’ meme but pratt is giving his kid a bircher pamphlet

Team USA’s military theme clearly fucked the vibes. They should pick a different theme next time, like “enchantment under the sea.”