my real answer to the "what game u buy remaster fix gameplay??" meme is "Destiny but as a single player campaign"

bungie make the best looking, best playing console shooters on the market and none of the competition has really come close in over 2 decades. yet every decision management has ever made has been as if they were time travellers sent back from the future to somehow force them into failure

Inspired by lo-fi study beats and driven by my desire for peaceful winter ambience, Endless Winters is a simple hack of EarthBound that perpetually pans over a snowy landscape. Designed for original hardware, it functions as a installation piece that can be quickly installed using a SNES and a CRT.

oh come let us ignore him

Tomorrow is a special occasion for Americans: Beat Ya Dick Day. If you have a dick, it's time to go to town on it: hitting, slapping, pinching, kicking — no holds barred. Try whapping it with a spatula, or snapping it with rubber bands; it's your dick, it's your day 🇺🇸

🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.

In the era of AI it’s more crucial than ever that social media sites add a serif to the lower case L

Thanks to Democrats like Ruben "why aren't women hot anymore" Gallego, who voted for the Laken Riley bill, this young woman cannot be released on bail while her appeal is pending. She's in Lumpkin, GA.

Let's see here. Important resource, important resource, important resource, death cult site for bigoted Britoid shut-ins, important resource,

these big boys make it their sole job in life to make sure you're doin' alright BUT a lot end up in shelters because they're a lot of work and their guardian traits aren't always a good fit for their families. do your research and be sure they're right for you bc each one deserves the BEST life

A thing about that Horses blacklist is that you may find the scene they cut and replaced distasteful but we're literally setting a bar here that the TV show South Park couldn't clear.

I’ve never met anyone who was “into meat” the way Americans are, truly one of the most bizarre aspects of their food culture. It’s like they’re channeling their kindergarten picky eating into something asinine on national level

was gonna do this but it's almost a one-to-one list of all my top albums because of how much power the first track has

[guy standing up in church pew] hyperoptimization is making videogames worse and "gameplay" doesn't need to be "updated"

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my new thing is whenever the dog does a big loud yawn i reply "everyone's saying it!"

Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”

Hey @bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team please unsuspend Goran immediately. Goran is a great person, a great artist, and the whole anti-Palestine thing youre on is one of those "Ford funding Hitler" disasters you remember being shocked and dismayed by when you learned of in middle school.

There should be more games inspired by avant-garde stage design.

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

Please be aware and stay vigilant out there 🚨

Northern New England is as follows: VT: Rich hippie lowkey racist white ppl, often NY and MA expats NH: Rich conservative highkey racist white ppl, often MA expats ME North of Portland: Actual subcultural weirdos and “owns a compound” racist white ppl.

fake “libertarian” state whose motto is Live Free or Die is the only state in New England that hasn’t legalized weed. Never heard so many antisemitic slurs hurled against me or seen so many confederate flags than during track meets and ultimate frisbee tournaments during hs in southern NH.

Needs repeating that New Hampshire has a worse political culture than the majority of the other red states. A large percent of NH residents are Massholes who moved their to larp as rednecks because their Boston suburb has too many minorities or gay people.

I-95 only has like seven exits in New Hampshire. Ridiculous state. Without value

I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”

I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.

Now I heard there was a tiny box Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah But though it promised games for free And mobile ports on your TV It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya

A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in

we got to 25 gang. thanks Dan

There are 50,000 food insecure children in Maine and 2 trans athletes. Every single candidate running for office who can drum up concern about the latter but has nothing to say about the former is telling on themselves. They don’t care about children. Only power. And they’ll hurt kids for it.

Good morning, Bluesky. To whom it may concern: Please excuse [name redacted]’s tardiness today. Her obsessive mother could not tear herself away from the sunrise. Yours, The Obsessive Mother

haven't posted this here yet: magpie study

gonna become a "Die Hard is a Christmas movie" guy but for "Age of Adz is a Thanksgiving album"

this is a balm for the spirit specifically for me, a podcast producer who wants to eat rocks every time he hovers over the Adobe Premiere icon

*banging a metal pot with a wooden spoon very loudly* people want to LISTEN to podcasts!!!!!!!!!!!! *hitting you on the forehead with the spoon* STOP PIVOTING TO VIDEO www.westwoodone.com/blog/2025/11...

working on a lyric pdf of *lowers sunglasses* MY ALBUM from two years ago and discovered an alternate chorus to one of the songs that would have been really sick if i had remembered to record it. oh well

how it feels to

Video that I just bumped into while digging in my archives. Back in October 2017, Tiny Orange helped @tkingfisher.com sign bookplates for the @sofawolf.com Kickstarter release of Summer in Orcus. Good job, cat!

Obsessed w this