fuck I completely forgot about Animals Talking in All Caps. Anyway I was a YTMND household of one

-Hey man, love your new shoes. -Oh, thanks. -What brand are they? -These shoes are Hey Dude Paul Nut Size M11.

gels are basically like if you yassified a paste

SMELL SHAZAM™ Your History: Cat Piss [TABBY] Cat Piss [CALICO] American Spirit- Yellow (2026) Bradford Pear [First Blossom] Human Piss [TECATE] Dogwood [First Blossom] Elfbar [NOT FOUND- FIX MATCH?]

Trump is putting no effort into becoming less unpopular but a TON into putting elements of a coup in place. Some of them may remain invisible, but the ones we can see point to his general approach: violent intimidation + corrupt judges + executive branch and congressional coconspirators + bribes.

Uncle passing through the TV room and stopping to listen to “Dream of the Shore Bordering Another World” with his arms folded

one of my favorite facts about the US coal industry is that it employs less people than Broadway

i think about this a lot still

my lifelong posture of letting the existence and works of men in cowboy hats slide off my awareness like the robots in westworld has served me better than i could have ever imagined

too soon

Denvis

One time in fifth grade we were all supposed to write a poem, and one girl recited the Shel Silverstein hurk/work poem as her own, and I guess I was the only one that recognized it. I didn’t do anything about it besides remember her first and last name and everything about her for 20 years

チャンコマだって意外と飛ぶことができる

It turns out you, me, and Cate Blanchett all share this same empassioned rage against the loud motorized suburban air tube

"Sakaguchi-san, please stop" begged SaGa's Akitoshi Kawazu. Then Kawazu collapsed and died

happy 20 year anniversary to this aol search log

sorry what the fuck is this show even supposed to be about. please don't actually tell me

[You are encumbered and cannot run] [You drop: Greatsword of Frost] [You are encumbered] [Warning! Dropping Prince Tim will abandon his questline!] [You drop: Prince Tim] [Quest failed! "Tiny Kingdom in Need"] [You are encumbered] [You drop: (1) of (14) Cheese Wheels] [You are no longer encumbered]

(while I'm getting killed behind the bar and there's nobody in the pool) ladies tonight we're making HORSE MONEY

I have been told several times by NYT reporters that they *include this crediting* in drafts and have it removed by editors.

"actually their second-worst album is their best" heads eating GOOD

you don't need generative ai when you have eager teenagers making fifty thousand breakcore albums with anime art every single day with their own two hands, albums so stupid they drain your MP and make you Cursed

Proust Baking Company Recalls Thousands of Madeleines

heard a guy say "you have to access it through the portal" and i was momentarily struck by how sad it is that what he said is so boring :( "accessing it via the portal" should be wonderful. we deserve that at least. it should be cool to access it via the portal and instead it sucks shit

really great reload animation on this weasel

Toss Your Weasel Wednesday!

"i've seen things you people might believe" - the optimistic bladerunner

More like bring me the Verizon

Old tweet

I'm not sure how much the rest of America knows or understands about the MOVE bombing in Philly, but it was probably the single worst instance of police brutality in American history. I think of it every 5/13 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1985_MO...

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Buick Thee Sabre

Now that's what I call a dab rig

Insane dystopian shit here, totally unacceptable. I expect politicians and commentators to be outraged by it, regardless of their opinion of the crimes these people were convicted of.

eternal childhood is how we domesticate animals

To say that i 'know how to use the toilet' implies that I theres nothing more I can learn, which I reject

*Eying my uncle's new toilet jealously* yeah its nice and everything, just hope its not too much bowl for ya, is all

too many stupid people have money; that's why I'm launching protein cigarettes

Social Media in 2035

this is a fun new way of formulating this question, but i am more interested to see how rarely this answer deviates from "when i was in high school and/or college"