(tampering with my friend's IV, staring intently at her to gauge the veracity of her response) "plurbin' hard? or hardly plurbin'?"

Not trying to brag but I feel like I might have really soft skin. Like softer than most

Getting plurbed

I want to hang out with my husband

The great thing about being a musician who is married to a musician and friends with musicians is that I have witnessed some truly hilarious disagreements over the years

Listening to Derek’s lovely album dslobley.bandcamp.com/album/begemot

Evening wrap https://botfrens.com/collections/223/contents/100957

UPDATE: turns out this was for Courtney and not me lol

Natalie and I are starting a trend where the most glamorous and charming way to take a selfie is to pretend you’re talking to someone out of frame

Feeling cute

I was reading a post over on lawyer Reddit about issues with translators in court and this comment cracked me up

Check out Wee Willy Winky over here

Do you guys know how good @littlefreaklibrary.bsky.social 's pizza is?? So good!

Toby Huss as The Wiz is one of my favorite Seinfeld characters, as well as one of my favorite audition stories

i consider it a personal betrayal when something claims to be spicy but feels tame enough that a baby could eat it.

The Swiss got rock’n’roll after it had been filtered through the rest of Europe so its version was brilliant, exaggerated and wrong. A sincere pastiche of the original.

The first wintry bite is making itself felt today & thoughts of a cosy cape are very appealing. This early #1880s example is constructed from stranded down filaments & silk so that it is almost weightless but warm. Precursor to the down jacket but in white bobbly style #V&A #FashionHistory 🗃️🪡

Is my hometown slop clam chowder???

this is me if you even care

Kathy Bates in Come Back to the 5 & Dime, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean had immaculate drip sorry

#MargaritaRivière, Pop Boy, (1967)

BFF: Bite Foes Forever

Connie Shoes by Wohl (1968)

[mark e smith yelling into the mic through a bullhorn]

Time to post the Tony Hoagland November poem again

a lesser mind would have written "busta rhymes implies the existence of busta free verse," but that simply isn't true. nothing implies the existence of anything; the human mind simply attempts to find patterns in an indifferent universe to bring meaning to the meaningless. evil twins are real though

Chelsea brought Willow the yellow lab to work! I told her she was my favorite dog and she is similar to my other favorite dog, Artemis the great pyrenees. Me: I just love that type of dog, a big friendly blonde Chelsea, laughing at me: you mean like your husband?

I love bass players. They are definitely a top level guy we’ve covered in my heart

Took a couple pics at @apohadion.bsky.social of @gumparker.bsky.social and a band from CT called Perennials. Both bands were quite good and also there was another band or possibly two who I mostly or maybe completely missed but def didnt get any blurry hair movement pics of.

Cenobite at open mic night: we have such sights to show you…such exquisite pain…but enough about being married FOLKS haha I kid, my wife is a great teeth monster

“Duh! He’s nonbinary, dude!” -my daughter after I asked her if Chewy, her special blanket, was a boy since she calls it “him” all the time

Giving my friends a test to see if they’re British or not

One of the nicest compliments I ever received was a guy yelling at me about masks saying I probably had ugly teeth under my mask. He wanted to insult me so bad but he looked at me and couldn’t see a single thing wrong.

I hope all my friends know that they are precious to me and that I am willing to bite anyone who harms them

Starting to love shooting shows on film

I believe that by 2030, rock shows could be as efficient as rap shows

I don’t think I ever shared this on here. These are the potential album titles we had before deciding on The Brakes

oh my god

Last night a reaally drunk guy asked me if I was from New Hampshire, I assume because of my masculine energy

Michael Stipe on beer 9:

Here’s what I looked like last night before I began the arduous task of removing all this makeup

It’s so important to have friends that care about fashion and gender and local music so that the phrase “They Lobley Haircut” is immediately understood

My friend Cait and my friend Lin could both be named Caitlin and I would never know

I love my band I love playing shows I love that I got to eat a piece of @girlfromspace.bsky.social’s fried chicken

hey look, it’s gum parker! @gumparker.bsky.social

Can somebody please open up this pit?

I’m sure Seán is glad he let me borrow his favorite book now that I’m texting him that they should dig up Martin Amis and arrest him

Doing beauty rituals as a spell to have a good show