Shania Twain voice:

Me checking on my hot guitar picks

I’m not a trash scientist, but I don’t think you can compost a suitcase

Got some sexy books at the store and I have to read them all before I put them out

Customer: IM A SEXY GIRL DMV: SEXY Verdict: ACCEPTED

Still got it (eighty year old man at the roller rink showed me his tattoos and told me he saw a lady who was seven feet tall once)

GWAR crossed a major line at riot fest

Hall of Toilets

view from the other side of the table

a nice date for Mike’s birthday

I bring this to every show because it has my earplugs and a single ibuprofen in it, and only one person searching my bag has ever opened it

I will never vote for a pro-life candidate and that is a promise. fuck you

Mitts https://botfrens.com/collections/223/contents/100996

Got elbowed in the tit by a kid in jncos

Fully in Massachusetts (saw a Bane sweatshirt)

Alison loves Hallowe'en so I whipped up a silly little thing for her.

Opening a bar called the Brass Nut. You’re allowed to have sex there

you busy? the monolith from 2001 A Space Odyssey is here. it wants us to—yeah, beat each other to death with bones

Portland Maine is great because we have a band called Vehicular Manslaughter AND a band called Unabomber

Guitar picks love to go in the washing machine. It’s their favorite thing

It is my husband’s beautiful birthday

Andrew Dice Clay married two different Kathleens

getting a lot of hype for my experimental soundcloud rap project (recording myself driving around with a boot on my wheel while my GPS frantically gives me directions to a place i am NOT going)

We got new rings! Also my car has problem

I had a fantastic night seeing @gumparker.bsky.social with August and a friend.

Firefighter/paramedics rely on absentee voting because they often work long shifts on Election Day and can't get out of work to vote. Question 1 on the November ballot would restrict our ability to vote absentee. VOTE NO ON 1! #SaveMaineAbsenteeVoting

My kid claims her dad told her there was an “endless pit” at my brother’s wedding

unfortunately it would seem the cure for insomnia remains the same — eating half a bag of chips between 1:00-3:00 AM

From Wired a few weeks ago. A lot of the people who I was told for years were the adults in the room are being asked how they want to be remembered, and that answer is very clearly "cowards." www.wired.com/story/uncann...

Hedevig. Concept/cover art for an in-process novel being written by my friend Edmund Glasspool. #art #artsky #bookcover #scifi #space #nun

Free Palestine.

Saw a bright purple condom on the ground at the apartment building for older people

my buddy had a dream about "newport snows" which where like, spearmint, not menthol so i made it for him in photoshop and got carried away

every woman’s favorite song is Ladies Night. their favorite night? you guessed it

you can do basically anything if you have a dedication to excellence

lot of people been posting this one but here’s my post of it with my name correct. okie doke

Making a falsetto playlist for the car

Why did they make a guy who is always making the same face as my friend’s extremely dumb cat the director of the fbi?

Stop looking at pictures of Robert Redford and get back to work!

Why did I just start setting up my bass for the band I only sing in? And why did the real bass player let me do it?

still remains the funniest thing to come out of the Theranos trial

Seven seems like a lot of foot pics for a cookbook

playing October 4th in lewiston with @millionofenergy.bsky.social and our friends in midwestern medicine and skymall

professor x looking into wolverines mind and seeing that he has eaten 12,000 hot dogs in his life and going oh my god

Songs that are good to rollerskate to: song about drunk driving, song about meth, song about forgiving your ex boyfriend who is drinking himself to death, 100% Pure Love

LORD ABELARD: your little PROJECT is becoming quite the nuisance. THE VAMPIRE WHO IS FALLING IN LOVE WITH ME: my interest is only in obtaining the amulet LORD ABELARD: as long as you rem- ME: *walking in drinking soup from a mug* babe is this your dad? sir it's an honor

oh nothing just locked in my hotel room reading a book about SEALS, FINGER RINGS, ENGRAVED GEMS AND AMULETS. jealous

Salt plate

(Seeing a picture of any beach) that’s in Maine near my house

Can’t wait until tonight when I can put on my evening mitts