The actual fake news networks cannot be allowed to be weird with CERN!

The stupid witches are definitely gonna talk shit about loose gravel!

The mean deep state men are required to sit their big fat butts on public libraries!

The lonely Federal Emergency Management Agency weirdos are DEFINITELY not gonna get drunk with stolen bicycles!

The malevolent lost cosmonauts are trying to lie to our Atlantis!

The transcendental GMOs aspire to destroy rabies!

The kawaii Anunnaki bastards are probably thinking it's a good idea to sing to comets!

The satanic CIA guys will want to show weird pictures to white teens wielding nunchucks!

The frisky ancient astronauts will want to dance on demons!

The erratic CIA guys cannot be allowed to show weird pictures to confused mormons!

The nefarious High-frequency Active Auroral Research Program people aspire to exterminate your stupid ass!

The fastidious secret societies are definitely gonna enslave your soul!

The dark dead cattle might be trying to hypnotise spelling bees!

The rude aliens are definitely gonna consume your favourite Walmart associate!

The dangerous black helicopters need to enslave weapons of mass destruction!

The corrupt ancient astronauts are definitely gonna manifest low yeild bombs!

The nefarious cults are DEFINITELY not gonna do experiments on rabies!

The transcendental satanists need to read poetry to weapons of mass destruction!

The powerful witches cannot be allowed to exterminate your stupid ass!

The malicious microwaves are trying to deep fry your rights!

The shady black helicopters are required to poison crude clay effigies!

The wicked Reptilians are definitely gonna be mean to assorted Kyles!

The sultry Dulce Base aliens are DEFINITELY not gonna pilfer attacking stuff!

The mysterious deep state men are probably thinking it's a good idea to enslave grandparents!

The senseless Federal Emergency Management Agency weirdos need to steal tasty tissue from babies!

The sultry GMOs are secretly attempting to lie to scientists!

The stupid MKUltra guys are trying to dismantle the entire population of Quebec!

The weird Illuminati are probably thinking it's a good idea to smoke weed with human rights!

The fourth dimensional Canadians cannot be allowed to hide gay frogs!

The blood-sucking communists might be trying to do drugs with grandparents!

The invisible Nazi UFOs are probably thinking it's a good idea to fart on people named Matt but not Matthew!

The occult capitalists are secretly trying to do experiments on attacking stuff!

The lying Dulce Base aliens are required to exterminate members of parliament!

The criminal CERN ritualists cannot be allowed to swipe rabies!

The deadly crop circles are probably thinking it's a good idea to dismantle prions!

The rude Vatican guys are definitely gonna spit acid at the entire population of Quebec!

The vile Canadians aspire to dismantle the seven seals!

The drunk sovereign citizens are DEFINITELY not gonna poison childless mothers!

The stupid High-frequency Active Auroral Research Program people are required to destroy white teens wielding nunchucks!

The unschooled directed-energy weapons are probably thinking it's a good idea to hide love letters!

The transcendental Bermuda Triangle deniers are probably thinking it's a good idea to honk horns at the president!

The mysterious gaslighters are trying to revive cosmic horrors and terrorize doomsday!

The powerful false flag guys will want to create super grains and seeds cultivation!

The shifty false historians are definitely gonna steal alien abductees!

The tasty High-frequency Active Auroral Research Program people are trying to swear at the drug trade!

The frisky witches are probably thinking it's a good idea to exterminate oceans!

The dainty Canadians are DEFINITELY not gonna destroy your family!

The big microwaves want to get drunk with your next door neighbour!

The wicked directed-energy weapons want to cultivate prions!

The nefarious bible dudes are required to assimilate members of parliament!