none of the occupations are over

Don’t really care if you use DoorDash or not but you should have Catholic Guilt about it

one of my favorite facts about the US coal industry is that it employs less people than Broadway

the fuck it will

actual human beings blaming luukkonen for last night as if tage didn't try to toe drag instead of hitting wide open scrappy doo

this is a masterpiece

when I say things like “this is downstream of Dems not believing in anything” people jump into my replies and say Dems believe in abortion, fighting racism, and LGBT rights, and the answer to that is: not according to the scoreboard

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damaging her what now

My family got this notice, as well as an email from an advocacy group telling us to hire a lawyer. So when I tell you I'm done voting Blue No Matter Who, PLEASE believe me. We need proactive, explicit political protection, not "of course there should be fairness in sports" bullshit.

what the actual fuck is going on with this loser fuck opposition party

doing whatever it takes to make jodie foster think you’re cool

Sorry but if you want to have political influence you need to get out of your left-wing bubble on Bluesky and start converting eight year olds to Marxism on Roblox

its crazy how literally everything is worse than it was two years ago

reminder that one of the most promising emerging treatments for glioblastoma, the most lethal of all cancers, is customized MRNA vaccines, which HHS under Trump now refuses to fund: onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/...

The Trump White House freaked out so much at the political disaster they created for themselves with Minnesota and other viral images of their roving, trigger happy crackdowns that they were forced to make their secret police force more secretive, but they’re still committing lawless abuses and…

The fact is that billionaires DON'T provide enough to the people who work for them. The government subsidizes billionaires through social services to workers. Tax the billionaires mercilessly.

The real message of Frogger is the dangers of commuting in a city that doesn't have reliable public transit.

[at the last judgment] JESUS: And the baby prisons? EVANGELICALS: to own the libs, right JESUS: And the libs, who are they EVANGELICALS: uh mostly illegal aliens. if we really hate a pretty girl we call her fatherless. some widows JESUS: Alien, fatherless, widow, got it. So you see these millstones

under woke 2 we’re expanding the metro to georgetown just to torment these shitheads

This is what journalism is supposed to be about.

we don’t talk enough about how Chicago is the most gorgeous city in the country

Put another way, gutting the Voting Rights Act was to gut Black representation in the government. Proposed solutions that don’t center that representation aren’t really getting at the problem at hand.

would be a mistake to think of this and the other Memphis-related news item as completely separate stories

Oh come the fuck on man how come every morning it’s more Airbud shit to wake up to, except the dog can only play basketball if it’s racist or whatever

Thank you for calling. Please listen closely, as our menu options have changed. If the old world is dying, please, press 1. For new world is struggling to be born, press 2. If now is the time of- Ok. You selected "Monsters." If it is the time of monsters please have your reservation code ready.

This is who fried the rice.

This is, frankly, one of the reasons I love Bluesky. You get the insane takes like this immediately in the comment feed instead of having to scroll past 53 racist blue check replies

happy Tom Holland stormwater management day to all who celebrate.

The correct director for an Odyssey adaptation is Taika Watiti. I will not be explaining any further.

as an oldhead i am frequently confused by the use of the word "ban" to mean a 3 day timeout as opposed to a perma, ngl

good morning to the dog throwing up all over the Supreme Court stairs

and again, all of this is happening in the name of “equal protection”

I'm genuinely not sure how we come back from this level of delusion. I know there's always been loons in political office but I dunno... this feels like something we don't come back from as a society.

hoseposting comes for us all

i finally wiped my windows pc and god help me i‘m going to do it

I still cant get over this. How you steal somebody's life... (he was 28 years incarcerated for a crime he DID NOT commit) He gets out, gets a law degree. Runs for office.... WINS... and then they steal the job

irrational. unjust. cruel. looking for other tags to add to my LinkedIn but can't think of anything

apropos of nothing…

whole states have stopped their election processes faster than the Biden administration was able to respond to an opinion that had already been leaked months earlier. i don't mean this as a random jab; republicans just understand power in a way that dems do not.

Related 15th anniversary

How your email finds me.

ALIKE IN DIGNITY

EXCLUSIVE: Melissa Hortman Died in a Shocking Act of Political Violence. This Is the Story of Her Life.

You can either have a democracy or a Republican Party, but you can't have both.