We're not in a Civil War. We just have states sending their armed agents into other territories not only without permission, but against their express wishes.

Not one second of any of the Lord of the Rings IP. I'm 50, so the degree of difficulty on that is... high.

This is appropriate because it perfectly illustrates how cooked we are

Me, being a very smart person and looking at a federal agent who made the decision to put on 300 individual pieces of tactical gear so they could lord over his fellow man: "These poor guys don't want to be doing this."

Remember this when you read the latest paean to the regular working man being taken from his job to do a mission he doesn't support. These guys signed up for THIS

I feel like we've gotten to the remarkable point in society where horrible people will just... admit it. Now we just have to decide we want to punish them for it.

This is nuts. Armed agents of the state and they don't even have to wear shirts.

To steal @owillis.bsky.social line, this is the network Democrats think they should appear on in order to appeal to the sort of people who like this shit at the expense of those of us who don't.

The juxtaposition between this and the pathetic Democratic attempts to honor Harriet Tubman on currency tells you pretty much everything you need to know about a) who the parties think their constituency is b) how differently they treat them

we just can't let people of such non-descript gender into our women's bathrooms

All she had to do was to submit to a genital examination to prove she's a biological woman, I'm not sure why she suddenly thinks that's a big deal.

I'm not making fun of this person, just pointing out this post gave me CRUSHING nostalgia for when I thought things like this.

This should NOT be the lower 2/3rds of someone with the power to arrest elected officials.

I bet the guy who killed the Democratic lawmakers in Minnesota feels silly he went through so much trouble to look like law enforcement when all you need are an ill fitting polo, some jeans, and convenience store sunglasses. Uniforms. Now.

Half the #Mets look like they went to the barber and said "gimme the January 6th"

Listen, until someone makes "That's unconstitutional" into a motherfucking SPELL, I want people to stop saying it.

Across the Spiderverse RRR Anatomy of a Fall Barbarian I Saw the TV Glow

Stop nominating people that lose debates to Donald Trump.

The BEST moment they had morally was "He's not Muslim, he's a good dude." Republicans. Aim High.

#GoCanes tested the fences with TDA and decided when it comes to people not coming to games because of the character of a player, that fence isn't electrified.

Yeeeeeeahhhhh, but part of the maelstrom is extrajudicial military fishing boat bombings, and federal patrols in cities, and plenty of people in uniform went right along with that.

Well.... second.

Another banner day for our well-meaning friends on the other side of the aisle, with whom we have good-faith disagreements, but must come together in bipartisanship because there's more that unites us than *shot by a vet with PTSD because KirkFan42069 thought I had the hip shape of a trans person*

A photo of Charlie Kirk at every recruiting office that just says "YOU MUST BE THIS SMOOTH"

We just had an anniversary about us learning the exact opposite lesson 20 years ago, in case you're still one of those "history will judge" dipshits.

Better go talk to him!

If you were in Riyadh right now, looking around at a bunch of cancel culture comedians who agreed to take money from the Saudi regime... wouldn't you at least be a TINY bit worried that you were part of a Sasha Baron Cohen set up?

"Absolutely nobody wants to see Tyreek Hill in pain" the announcers lied.

The thing the TVs were blaring at us in 2002 WalMarts everybody is so nostalgic for? The wars that gave all these mass shooters PTSD. It really was a magical time.

There's a word for this. It's called retirement. Conservatives ruined it for everybody except like 10 guys so now they get the world's most expensive hobbies and collectibles and we get none.

ICE Agents in Chicago attempting an abduction in 3 months

My incredibly important and accomplished wife, out there living the plots of 30 Rock episodes she's forgotten.

You can't talk about the casual way Republicans threaten America cities, both physically and financially, without talking about how these same cities aren't something Democrats haven't felt like sticking up for in almost 50 years.

If some blue city bean counters want to try to figure out a Blue City Tax Strike way for us to keep our money instead of having it laundered through DC that would be dope. It's probably time for Red America to learn what cities create besides chances to demagogue.

Situationally appropriate morning jam

He already killed himself.

40% of the country supports everything Trump is doing right now as president, which is I guess great news if you entire life revolves around maybe winning an election in a few years. It's less great if you actually have to live among these people in order to get to that election.

I don't know, maybe some of us will look at this through the prism of "other people we need to interact with" and not political races, and from that point of view two out of every five people being cool with this is incredibly high even before you realize presidential approval is meaningless.

August 9. I wasn't overreacting #Mets #LGM #LFGM

"A child thought dead has instead just been living under an assumed identity in which she was part of a vast right-wing media organization designed to create the sort of toxic environment that gets her husband publicly murdered. Now if you'll excuse us, we have to tell her." Melissa: "Wonderful."

my small part: We need to completely fumigate the SNY studios and this team of Jose Reyes. The vibes were hopelessly muddied by how much he's forced upon us. I'll do some research into Etsy witches. #MetsSky #LGM #LFGM

The gig:

Everyone who voted for him has their jet by now, right?

This ain't a scene

I'm just saying I think we need to think long and hard before we put another billion dollar roster in this guy's hands. I'm sending this post at this point for no reason in particular. #LGM #LFGM #MetsSky

Relentlessly (Dem)oralizing

Also, I'm not saying I saw Zohran coming, but...

We got around to it

Hard to get your mass shooting to stand out these days.

Psssssst... YOU'RE "Democrats in Congress"