"Are you gonna bark all day Charlie Brown, or are you gonna bite?"

Democrats already ran on "Maskless ICE" and I don't wanna ruin how it went but...

Be the Shame You Want to See In the World

Thoughts and Prayers, the gun security industry documentary on HBO, completely reinforces what I've thought about gun people all: They just think guns are cool. You know that picture of Trump geeking out in the 18 wheeler? That's every gun guy all the time.

answer is great but also it's telling that the guy who's been saying this since day 1 has to answer about whether he's an antisemite for 5 min every interview while the same people grin vacantly at the jewish space lasers lady and call her a brave warrior

Trump, going to bed last night : "I want to look like him tomorrow." Loomer: "Huh?" Trump: "Zamdami. Make me look like him tomorrow." Loomer: "OK..." Trump: "Don't buy anything new."

Real "Homer, are you wearing sleeves for Laddie?" energy.

hear me out... Defund the Police

#NHL GameScore Impact Card for Carolina Hurricanes on 2025-11-21 #LetsGoCanes #CauseChaos

I take issue with people who accuse congressional Democrats of doing nothing. They're all too willing to vote to condemn socialism and respond to the drone panic by giving money to cops. Nothing would almost be preferable.

My political paradigm is "Democratic politicians aren't our biggest problem, but they are our first." I also have impeccable message discipline on this point. This combination of factors may not be right for everyone.

"Why do you yell at Democrats instead of Republicans?"

This was a good morning to get it explained to me that WE can do all the stuff our Representatives won't. We just have to... I dunno, we didn't get that far, but I'm sure it involved voting EXTRA hard.

I wonder how much of this is driven by a completely different group of people saying "I'm an independent" right now.

This is because I pointed out Congress isn't interested in enforcing the emoluments clause.

I'm all for "We the People" being used as an inspirational rallying cry to get people involved. I'm less interested in it as an excuse for the inaction of elected officials

The people in charge of making a big deal out of it decided it was a distraction

According to the Roberts Court this is only illegal because Trump didn't do it

🎶 Gonna have you naked By the enda this song🎶

We've now completely rehabilitated the FUCKING CHENEYS, in case you wonder why I am how I am.

There goes history, judging again.

Unfortunately, the Don't Tread on Me Gang are all wearing DHS-issued boots these days

My favorite part of this is about halfway through where you get to hear Charlie Kirk "do politics the right way" by pretty explicitly calling for Lea Thomas to be beaten to death.

Meanwhile, history:

Yeah, I'll not vote for Gavin Newsom over the "issue" of my child's humanity. That's a "hill" I'll die on.

"Durrrrrrr histurry will judge peeple harsh."

How many trans people preying on kids in the Epstein Files? Still zero? Alllllllrighty then.

Bump, for now the third year running. #LetsGoCanes

Social consequences are the tiny domino in that meme that ends with us putting this right.

The "No Matter Who" Caucus

All right we’re just not getting these, whatever ‘files’ we get are just absolute bullshit. The fuckin president isn’t going to be like sorry guys, I’m a fucking pedophile, here’s some evidence

Guys, we need to talk about Freddie. #LetsGoCanes

600 Kyle Gasses.

When my kids hit HS, I was honestly surprised "AP" was still a thing. Always felt like a grift a la those "Who's Who" books so you could pay to be in.

My first jobs in politics were working for can't win Democratic campaigns in North Carolina, so this... This is nice to see.

Keith Olbermann’s attraction working on the hyper-specific group of women Laura Ingraham, Kyrsten Sinema and Olivia Nuzzi needs to be studied in medical journals. We could harness this to repel mosquitoes

I turned the age where people usually start complaining about everything at exactly the time that everything's become terrible.

I’m just saying the NYPD has the goodwill opportunity of a lifetime here and nobody needs it more

Keith Olbermann is the Andrew Yang of Bill Mahers.

Imagine believing this

You don't have to embarrass our guest. It's not like he didn't wear a suit and t... oh.

I really think we have a solid argument to just pretend he isn't president and stop listening to anything he says. I mean, there's no reason we all have to play along with this.

Trump's bin Salman BBQ Doesn't Lower Prices

"Of COURSE we are not going to rehabilitate Marjorie Taylor Greene. We all know that history will judge her harshly."

I'm surprised it's not a winning strategy to say that my enemies are spot-on correct about all the problems, but maybe they go a little to far and are too blunt about it, so you should vote for me, who will do the exact same policies but in a way that is half-hearted and equivocal.

Shitty reporters go into gaggles with the question that they want to ask and nothing that happens will dissuade them from asking that question. I don't care if your bosses want to ask about trade. If the president calls somebody a piggy, that is what this gaggle is about now.

I unmuted you since you wanna argue with me so badly, you bitch.

Starship Troopers remains the movie conservatives misinterpret the most, and if you're thinking "you'd have to be stupid to think that was conservative" remember, they also thought Rage Against the Machine was for them.

How do I do that thing that they did to get rich in The Big Short, but for AI?

If you buy the Starbucks drink from Target you should get a free MAGA hat