Kids today will never believe they made potato chips that caused anal leakage.

🦕 The dinosaurs of North America /. Washington, Govt. Print. Off., 1896.. [Source]

bro how is every one of them like this

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Was wondering why I was getting likes on this again, apparently Ben Ryan is at it again

Air to Ground Message: KEEPING US ON OUR TOES, BUT I THOUGHT WE WERE, BUILDING A CONNECTION, HERE. Area: Liberal, KS, USA A: #a5b58bb771e F: #f4c4f088486

straight up if you think baal worship is real you're so stupid and i have no respect for you

We don't know how much cheaper, but I am hopeful. Sodium is ridiculously more plentiful, which could be a really good thing.

*nods*

#PDX #PDXweather if you're not aware there's an extreme heat advisory for Sunday & Monday. There's a chance we won't cool off enough overnight as well. Check your AC or make sure you know where the nearest cooling shelter is, and check on your elderly & disabled neighbors as well.

how are they all so fucking stupid lmao

I talk a lot about skincare, sunscreen, etc., in my Instagram Stories, and the number of questions I get like this every week is just insane — unsurprising, of course, given our current climate, and not just the administration. It’s so utterly depressing.

A central principle of Vision Zero is that people will make mistakes and those mistakes should not result in serious injuries of deaths. A bikeway design where inattention or having a conversation with riding partner will throw you over the bars is in direct conflict with this.

As always, design matters! Here are two examples in Oakland and in Emeryville respectively (the latter apparently already planned for a redesign, per @prinzrob.bsky.social - sorry for the crummy streetview photos) where: A. Riding straight is fine B. Riding straight will crash you out

I am on record that protected corners, when designed so that they put a 6" curb directly in the path of travel of a bicyclist, are a hazard. Yes, this does have the effect of limiting the likelihood of right-hook crashes, but also almost certainly causes solo crashes that will never be reported.

We did a really interesting story a few years ago about how different whale falls around the ocean might actually create a kind of web that deep-sea species can hop between hakaimagazine.com/news/how-dea...

Deserves showing again.

full body autonomy for all human beings including children. that includes gender, reproductive and abortion care. it does not include any fucking compromises

one of the reasons he had to keep switching sides is he kept fucking the wives of the dudes whose protection he relied on against mounting death sentences. that's basically don draper meets swords and sandals -- the people will love it.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller June 10,1965

world cup tourists seeing the beautiful stupidity of america is a reminder that we have much to fight for

BAN insane clown pussy Thank you for the epic posts about Presidential assassination! Leper's Colony Entry

they're calling him the least problematic sec fan in history, folks bsky.app/profile/cole...

the german soccer tourist guy has discovered bucees

hard disagree but

Go to a meeting? The thing that killed Caesar?

Every day, I wake up, take a shower, have a cup of coffee, clean my feathers, climb to the top of my black spruce, and sing my song that tells everyone whose spruce this is

This entire, miserable political party is so hyper-fixated on attacking trans people that even when they face a straight, white male like James Talarico, they don't know how to do anything except to pretend he's transgender

Finally, the modern web’s phpBB for millennials is getting subforums

I have a moral obligation to repost this every time raw milk is in the news.

arguing on bluesky is PvP. i prefer co-op mode

These fuckers came for fountain pens with SEO-heavy AI slop. Now they're coming for birds, again with AI slop attributed to an author who doesn't exist? This is personal.

great news. other leaders who won’t fight should take note of how that ends up. and your colleagues will not forget your cowardice

This is probably the most traditional possible behavior for the family of a pope.

Hey Sandal @davewagner.bsky.social I am in a cat cafe in France - your cousin wanted me to tell you “Bonjour”

Damn the things that set off my anxiety are so weird. Just tried to watch the new Coffeezilla video about the Lego thing and damn near had a panic attack I don't own Lego, don't know anyone involved, will never have anything do do with that situation, and have never ever had issues with inventory

These exist, they're called 'graded readers', I used them in ESL teaching all the time. They serve a real purpose, but making *everything* a graded reader will impoverish us artistically and intellectually.

literal shitposting

Re the NYT inside scoop piece about the White House response to the Epstein Files, what I found striking is that the political press corps seems either unable or unwilling to understand that the Epstein Files aren't (just) a 'sex scandal', but a load-bearing structure for conspiracist MAGA ideology.

No, you are a pig ignorant moron who wouldn't know her own arse from a hole in the ground. Heating milk to kill germs is extremely common because tuberculosis, brucellosis, diphtheria, scarlet fever, Q-fever, salmonella, listeria, yersinia, campylobacter, staph, E coli can be found in raw milk.

I've never met a cat with expressions like this. this is a grown man

these women are real and I keep meeting them

this is the ideal newspaper columnist. you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

Everybody in the fantasy army rode stallions.

Quails

Sun kissed is out, storm kissed is in

Me and my broken immune system about to go to a lake cabin for the duration and only see people in Seattle outside. Thank you for your service wastewater scientists 🫡

"Just for the sake of argument, let's say that food prices are high because of the Biden administration and you're now saying they are *still* high two years later because of the Biden administration. That would mean you haven't accomplished anything at all in your two years in office, right?"

You put Milette under CONTRACT?

The motives behind striking bridges and infrastructure don't matter, dipshit. They're still war crimes. Like a pedophile getting caught in the act and asking indignantly, "How dare you question my intentions?"