Hey folks Calvary Food Shelf has been helping out people in Minneapolis for 30 years, and now they’re ramping up to meet the crisis, including doing home deliveries so people don’t have to risk going out. They’re just over halfway to their current goal—let’s get them all the way, shall we?

Day 1 of drawing dilbert until i get sued or Scott Adams rises from the grave like Jesus

and this is my milk hole where i put all my hole milk thats a bottle what is a bottle but a portable hole

Honestly hilarious that ICE aren't renting Swasticars. Prudent when it's others you want dead.

I don't know about this, Woody. Maybe the guitar could say 'This machine gives fascists better training'?

The other night I dreamed that there was something like the Kardashev scale to see how advanced a civilization was but instead of measuring how much energy they had harnessed it was whether or not they had yet created SpongeBob

I’m prepared to take the bold stance that Hitler was arguably the worst guy of all time

Cartoon: Fuck it. I liked my sketch too much :) With apologies to the Addamses. Enjoy!

I’ve got something to show you. Feat. @brettdomino

The Highway Code rule 112b: LED headlights

yo check this out

My brain: I've got to be an adult, there's a lot of things to worry about, I need to be responsible and make plans Also my brain: SHE'S UNCE ... TICE ... FEE TIMES A MADY!

...I don't want anybody else

This kind of thing does point out a real ethical dilemma: block or mute?

My wife saw this and says to add that Sonny the cuckoo is not gay, he is ace and aromantic. Quote "He only loves Cocoa Puffs."

*posting on twitter* oh ho, I’ve made a wry observation. Better make sure a bunch of pedophiles see it

Nobody talks enough about how Warhammer 40k has an entire Space Marine chapter that lives on a desert planet and just wants to be left alone to read books and make lists. Whenever they have to go into battle, they overplan it to a level that annoys the shit out of everyone else there. I love them.

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ it. 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

it’s come to my attention that my tumblr post has been crossposted to bluesky, so I’m posting it on my account here #AntiAI #GenAI

My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet

The little-known Scottish Spice Girl

Superstition xkcd.com/3191/

THE song of 2026 (so far). by @axolotmusica on insta & tiktok.

mods are asleep, post smooth peppa pig

Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters

not now, 240 toasters-sized asteroid

I have. But as we're getting closer to Burns Night, I propose Slop Jauper season. This is fun because the Scots term 'gae to jaup' means 'gone to ruin'. 'Auld Scotland wants nae skinking ware, that jaups in luggies.' (Old Scotland wants no watery stuff that splashes in bowls).

gotchu

I’m developing a game where you have to go back to assassinate Adam. It’s a first person shooter.

If any of you babies don't want your other 61 injections I'll take them

When I was 23, I saw a bunch of really cute velvet furniture on the side of the road, totally nice. Took it in and a year later a friend’s new gf came to my house and it turns out I’d stolen her entire living room while she was moving.

shoutout to Katherine Switzer who just turned 79. In 1967 she was the first woman who ran the Boston Marathon, despite women not being allowed, and race officials trying to stop her mid race. Women would not be allowed to run the race officially until 1972, which is frankly insane

I like to watch horror flicks with my cats so they know how safe and lucky they are to live with me

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we've got some ICE shit going down in our little town today and it took like three minutes for a convoy of wine moms to start chasing them around town. normies hate this shit and are putting in the work

“why are you still on twitter” -> whiny, makes you sound like a scold “oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile

Did you know you can sing “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” whenever you feel like it? It’s literally a whim away.

every time you hit post the computer feels pain