Burger stand selling based burgers made with milk buns.

(Remembering girls like guys who are mysterious) Basically i spend so much of my life blacked out I don't even know half the shit I do lmfaoooo like who is she. Lol! (Remembering they also like when men open up) Man my prostate is killing me

Our Lady of Perpetually Online

🎵 Carry on my based milk son 🎵

formal proposal of a replacement for the vince mcmahon meme format

Seen tacked to a community board on my walk

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Just saying Chuck Norris is dead but Segata Sanshiro is not

RIP Chuck Norris, you were in a Bruce Lee movie and then you became a piece of shit

INVENTOR: i have just created the push button MARKETING GUY: should i do a press release INVENTOR: that’s how it works, yes

i saw this last night and cannot stop laughing at it

Marg Helenberger held up that show more than he did and she went on to CSI. He went on to *chucks notes* sell Total Gym's.

People forget this but Chuck Norris jokes were originally Mr. T jokes. I don't know why that changed but clearly the world would have been better if it hadn't

Everything

The Bangles' classic “Doom Like An Egyptian”

googoo dolls iris voice

this is killing me lol

This came to me in a vision

this one hurts the most

Outside my flat, I hear a voice say “Alan, you are being so fucking obstreperous right now.” A woman appears, walking backwards, holding a taut thrumming leash, straining hard against her. Then, seemingly minutes later Alan finally appears: the smallest, lowest, muscliest sausage dog in all creation

logging on

Nomenclature is tough, but calling yourself “The Woke Ginger” or “Liberal Bojack Horseman” is just shameful. Like trying to force a nickname in grade school. Shut up, RANDALL. Nobody is calling you “Ace.” We know what you are.

It is important I get 8,294,400 pixels (4K) at 120 frames a second. Otherwise it just doesn’t feel real. It is ok if half of those pixels are just kinda guesses based on zettabytes of YouTube and pornhub my graphics card watched

In retrospect it totally tracks why a guy who has no friends wouldn’t get why you need allies

The Amazing World of Tomorrow

Louis Wain

I wish I had seen any of these movies so I can be mad right now about the one that didn't win.

Signs of spring, ranked. An older comic. Feel free to argue with my ranking.

get in loser all the other losers got in already it's your turn

Ides of March Madness* *Me poking my corny beef sandwich and not cringing

HISTORICAL FACT: People used to use "y" as th - "ye olde pube" etc - because Y is close to T on the keyboard and they weren't as good at typing back then

Possible solution to the Strait of Hormuz?

I guess buddy was a Broke Ginger because why would you sell your soul for such a low... What do you mean he got something for nothing?

the woke ginger got moneymaxxed to postmog kat abughazaleh. he was caught bribegooning while rizzminning. my mom: that’s nice honey when are you going to come visit?

guy who does buddhism slightly wrong and ends up in nevada after he dies

it’s a single burnt nugget on stale bread wrapped in a list of all the ways you’ve disappointed your parents

CEOs weighing in on the Strait of Hormuz: