just got an extremely cool game in the bullet hell sale. it's a defender-like. you play as a little girl who died a tragic death, and now is reincarnated as a destructive bird god to destroy the city

don't get mad, get even. even madder.

i would describe my relationship with costco frozen pizzas as toxic

donald trump getting booed at madison square garden... very good

it is starting to get to me the way they keep saying "cuck" and "cuckold"

i always tell myself I'm gonna do some kind of cool gimmick playthrough for armored cote 6, and i always end up "tweaking" my build until it's a midweight with two RFs and the butt blade

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pretty pleased to still be around for Webcomics 2

one of my favorite sketchbook comics, anime press conference

finally seeing some henry darger works in person. seeing the physical notebooks in person hit me with the weight of his life

uh oh. been spelling "occurence" wrong

this is the only thing i like doing

i am probably not gonna have kids, but i've taught a lot of young adults how to clean a floor, and that's not nothing as far as legacies go

scalpers are selling tickets to our 2$ showing of Robin Hood Men In Tights, marking them up 100x, and claiming that Mel Brooks is going to be there

it is pretty funny to me when someone figures out their "good angle" and, from that point forward, every single picture of them is at that angle

Depress Mode

1. low budget horror hums along like usual 2. horror movie becomes breakout crossover hit 3. "we're in a golden age of horror" 4. one sublime horror movie with a budget comes out 5. nine focus-grouped horror movies with budgets bomb 6. "horror is dead" 7. low budget horror hums along like usual

trying to learn about the differences among "horrible", "horrid", "horrific", and "horrendous". and I'm feeling pretty let down by what I'm finding

thinking about death. can't help it. comes for all of us ya know.

when we get into numbers like these it sort of erodes the conceptual value of money, and turns it into a kind of high score. $920M isn't "money" n the same way that, like, a hundred bucks is money. one of them is a practical thing, the other is an absurd game that rich people play

huh? sorry, i was just thinking of hellshake yano

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sorry to the reviewers who described this bedstand as "hard to assemble" but i think I'm probably going to breeze through it. i don't anticipate any problems at all.

every time i try to remember the Mission Impossible theme song i end up humming Jock Jams instead

this would be a great moment to create a personal zero tolerance rule for nazi tattoos, if anyone is trying to fill their day

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(in the seventh month of defending a candidate who has slowly revealed himself to be a werewolf) so actually I think most guys get worse under the full moon

Odysseus and the shepherd.

rip Marjane Satrapi

*warmly* It's a pain in the ass.

i am a linux guy now

"it's thinking." remember that?

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right now I'm uninstalling about a terabyte of games from my pc, so i can back up my hard drive, so i can finally switch away from windows

i am immediately interested in this

today i am going to clean my area. gonna dust and everything. today is the day. alrighty, here we go

i guess it's a useful service, not what i would do with my time, but it really bugs me the way Aaron Rupar paraphrases quotes without denoting that he's doing so. sketchy

littl chefs #illustration

The Lord of the Rings: The Two of the Towers

Nick Bilton is a fuckin sadsack dweeb failure

practicing my orienting by saying "alrighty, here we go" under my breath before doing any task

been getting into tolkien

been getting into tolkien

hanging out with my best friend Milo

i still can't believe how good the latest swan boy is haha. what an incredible callback, what an incredible lack of arc for noel

my boss is underpaying me because he expects me to take tips, but i won't do it because i know that my position legally forbids me from doing so. normally not a big deal but i just excused myself from a hundred dollar tip. and i'm having a complex feeling about it.