got called in on Sunday, which means not only can i skip my FIL's superbowl party, but i can be a huge martyr about it #blessed

hard to overstate how owned i felt in this moment. i sent him the pic like "looks good to me,"

You probably don’t know who this is but you should. His name is Jonothan Blow an American Game Designer. He was the first game designer to prove that games are infact an Artform. He proved that games are more than just high scores and collecting coins. Be like Jonothan Blow. #gamedev

once again i have gotten elbow deep in a repair project, only to remember that i don't know what i'm doing. the wires all appear to be there, that's good. all the screws appear to be properly applied, you want to see that.

found a concerta in my drawer... maybe I'll do some chores today

time to take apart my scooter and figure out why it's not charging. either a) it's a loose wire, nbd or b) it is a swollen battery, moments from detonation, kept together only by the plastic cover I'm gormlessly removing

my story takes place in a future where minding your own business is a lost art. our hero is a cryo-frozen guy from the recent past, who deftly skirts disaster by dipping out, doing his own thing, keeping his eyes on the prize, keeping her moving, etc, thereby averting problem after problem

listening to Mink Car, this song is so funny and good lol. "They revamped the airport completely, Now it looks just like a nightclub, Everyone's excited and confused"

I'll never forget an old seanbaby article where he writes about how, as a kid at camp, he threw hot dogs at another kid and called him "Weenie Target"

i am reading about biblical scholarship. apparently the abrupt ending of Mark is debated. either he chose to end his book with a rarely documented rejection of traditional grammar, or, a page got lost

well i won't vote for Harris because she's a bloodthirsty cop, and i despise Newsom because I'm a CA resident who can read. i think Shapiro is that guy who got mad at his own AG for calling ICE nazis. and it's nice of them to include Pete Buttigieg. hmm... i could hold my nose and vote for AOC

"hope is better than despair" whoa what??? all this time I've been feeling despair on purpose because of how fashionable it is!!

viridian room, screenshot, browser (2004) www.mobygames.com/game/84612/v...

a mighty hunger descends upon me

if this ISN'T what you want, if you think this is a pathetic half measure, then I don't think you're really a Democrat anymore and neither does Chuck

i think it's ok to say that someone's work always sucked after they get caught being a creep. like for example, i didn't know that Calliope and Lyta Hall were Neil Gaiman's j/o material when i read Sandman the first time, but now i DO know that, so i can safely say "that shit sucked"

sorry about adbustersposting all day, my mind was expanded and i could see the elves that pull the levers behind the veil

about to try something with leftovers. i hace 1c mashed potatoes, 1/2 chicken breast, and 1/2 a sketchy onion, which I'm sure is fine. heat some oil in a 6" saucepan med high, press mashed potaoes into bottom. beat and season 2 eggs, add onion/chicken, chopped. pour over potatoes and cover

corporations are shambling conceptual monsters, given life by greed, broken free of their shackles and utterly uncontrolled, mindlessly consuming to no benefit, not even their own. dragons that we invented, eating people and hoarding gold. and we made a special law that lets them pick the government

obviously it's good when any billionaire dies. but it's really gonna be sweet when Bryan Johnson chokes on a vitamin, and none of his lackeys can successfully apply the heimlich because his skin is so slick

It Is to Roll Upon the Floor and Laugh

Abolish ICE. There’s no reforming it. There’s no compromise. There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.

just looked this up and if I'm getting it right, cúi is a Vietnamese word that means "to bend one's body" or "to bow". so in this case, cúi is used to refer to the texture of the shrimp, since cooking them longer bends their body more sharply. neat

If anyone would like me to make them a cute little wallet, DM me for pricing and colour options. My website isnt up yet. Pricing will be in the $150-180 range. Everything I make is fully handmade/hand-sewn, and made to order using premium quality vegetable tanned leather (mostly Italian)

here's a weezer-based activity for everyone

i am at ketamine and i just had an intense convo with the psych. about how much meaningful control we have over our own lives. my position is we can keep ourselves upright on the track, but we can't control where the track goes, and also sometimes we can't keep ourselves upright

i think if you learn to drive in either NY or SF, your license should be valid in those cities only. you have to take a separate test if you want to drive somewhere normal

gaia crusaders, screenshot, arcade (1999) www.mobygames.com/game/75209/g...

i was talking to one of the guards at work about Fallout New Vegas and he said that Joshua Graham helped him find his faith. takes all kinds

picking fights in the cooking subreddits. "oxidative stress caused by seed oils" taste my blade. "resting meat simply false" prepare to die.

i just got a collections notice for a ticket i got running through a stop sign on my scooter, thirteen years ago

got a sick free hat from costco

made dinner for me and Jen. goat cheese mashed potatoes, vegetable hash in pan sauce, brined chicken breasts with a glaze that totally failed to cohere

Bar Keeper's Friend "the secret menu version of clorox"

hell yeah

Jen and and I are about to watch Annihilation, neither of us have ever seen it

i am in a bad mood

i dunno if i would have written this twee essay just to announce that they're finally adding drafts. at this point that's something that you sheepishly hand over, like late homework

what's michael?, screenshot, pc-88 (1989) www.mobygames.com/game/197462/...

Now, Flasher! Now, User! Now, Bronner and Failson! On, Mamet! On, Loser! On, Sebderm and Railgun!

i am going to give in to conspiracy brain on this one. Chuck Schumer is (pick 1): 1. getting paid to be an obstacle 2. in favor of nazi thugs disappearing people 3. so transparently manipulable that he's effectively controlled opposition

Mario & Luigi: Brothership contains a rare "Long Legs Luigi" glitch whereby in the final boss battle, Luigi may become frozen in a jumping animation with his legs elongated.

2am frittata for one. i am going to get in trouble for making so much noise lol

they are still updating Dave the Diver. i think i might love that game

feels like i waste half my lunch break climbing up to this precarious steel beam

JOE ROGAN: yeah. sure. i know about that

just found out that my 6 hour shift is actually gonna be a 10 hour shift, and i immediately dropped what i was doing and started screwing around

lol