in ketamine they sit you in a windowless room with a white noise machine and an eyemask that smells reassuringly antiseptic. then, for the first fifteen minutes, Jocelyn comes in every five minutes with a little disposable nasal spray, and you get one snoot per nostril

ME: Here is some fresh drinking water. Water for the boys. PARAKEETS: How diverting! And we'll poop and bathe in here as well? ME: No, see look, i got you a separate bath. And you can and do poop everywhere, there's no need to ‐ PARAKEETS: *caligula sounds*

i bet i could sink a frozen turkey into a tiny aluminum fryer from twenty feet

check out my new huge cutting board

ok i got this

serious eats could publish a recipe for boiling water and they'd still manage to get a charcoal grill involved

last christmas my brother was extolling the virtues of beef tallow, then when i saw him again for my sister's wedding he was all broken out, telling us about this mysterious heartburn lol

just did a big stretch and put my hands into a moving ceiling fab. yet again.

Saturday: I have plenty of time to prep for Thanksgiving Sunday: It can't be done. Thanksgiving is canceled

i love saving seventy nine dollars on a purchase

Kow Yokoyama

tonight jen and i are going to a "wine event". i don't have any other details but i'm probably going to get drunk

agreed

*speaking into a mirror at midnight* Oh Long Johnson

i went to the warhammer store to buy paints for my model. and in the instructions, the colors are stuff like "gray violet" or "tan". but in the warhammer store, the paints are all called stuff like "Necronium Flesh" and "Imperial Spatter", and I didn't want to ask the guy "do you have tan"

Everybody's Gone to the Rapture is on sale. very good game. i still think about the lady who feeds the birds sometimes, a really well-earned moment that made me feel very sad

unfortunately this doesn't suit my needs

anyone on here know how to use an airbrush? I'm trying to blow my whole paycheck on a new hobby

this is my Toby Huss

man i think i might have gotten salmonella

listening to this for probably the fourth or fifth time. just hard to believe how evenly great it is. i really like when media gets dreams right, and i dunno if anyone ever did it better than this

rereading my long thread about being mad at work and realizing i might have taken 2 wellbutrin today by accident

man I'm at work right. and one thing about taking bespoke orders at a counter is, you can't stack them up. you can do one at a time. if you stack them, people walk off without paying, and you can't chase them down because you've got a stack of orders.

i pledge to never let the small stuff slide. i do not now and never will know what you mean. i will drill down on the stupidest detail forever.

i mentioned Lightning Bolt to my psychiatrist and he said "oh, i like them. haven't listened to them in awhile". so now for the next ten appointments i have to figure out if he actually likes Lightning Bolt, or if he's just trying to create common ground for therapeutic purposes

i send my wife weird animation stuff i find on bluesky, and in return she shows me the funny tik toks. this is called Homeostasis and it's considered a positive sign for a healthy household

Last up today and one of the most exciting things on our radar... Our friends over at the #AnimationObsessive Substack (subscribe!) have broke the news about our work on what was essentially a lost film for a VERY long time, #RoyFromSpace (1983)!

just finished the main story in Rise of the Golden Idol. turns out you can turn off the hotspot markers, which was a huge upgrade imo. i liked it a lot, i dunno. organizing my thoughts about it. i will say that there was nothing in Rise, nothing, that was as cool as this:

got a free infused joint this evening. the universe keeps giving me free weed, which i believe is the result of my kind heart

i got promoted at work, and tomorrow i have to bring some ideas in for a meeting. and i figure, i used to manage an arcade bar, this probably isn't too different. people come in happy, you just gotta make sure they leave happy

In Xanadu did Kubla Khan A stately Taco Bell decree: Where Blast, the Baja river, ran So everyone across the land    Could live both más and free

crests a hill hey dudes

friend just sent a photo of himself, shirtless and flexing, to the group text by accident. this is a code red.

cooking potatoes on the stove #potatoes #stoves

i am playing a strange game called Witch Strandings. it reminds me of Chip's Challenge and Within A Deep Forest, with a little Death Stranding (hence the name, the steam page describes it as a "strand-type game"). i only just started so no screenshots

i want a 10 foot wide print of this

santa baby you know what else i think would be fun a gun

Mind of the Brain: BrainMinder Episode IV — A thrilling new chapter in the commercially vaunted A Brain Is A Terrible Mind To Brain saga! Featuring Brian Mind from BrainMinder Rethought: A Brian Mind Legend

i want to live my life in such a way that no one ever says "you are gettin a little too big for your britches"

found some very potent weed gummies in the breakroom at work. leftover from an event. and i was like, well hello

NEW: Hitlers dna reveals he may have had some stuff mentally going on

just made a very good sandwich, pictured here

are you kidding me

Blessed Creature