finally watched NO OTHER CHOICE - how did this not win every award

how it feels

look at this

pouring myself a stiff glass of coca-cola on the rocks

Yesterday I commented on a friend's recent haircut and he was flattered that I was one of few who'd noticed but what really happened was that I'm not very good with faces and so when I saw him and his hair was different it took me a while to work out that he wasn't a new person I'd never met before

It’s The Weekend!*

pouring myself a stiff glass of coca-cola on the rocks

The Pitt is the highlight of my week and it's just an hour in which I sit there twitching with stress

The Pitt crazy good this week

if you listen VERY closely you can almost hear her ladylike snores 🤫

👏 feeling 👏 bad 👏

I'm telling ya, this dog is a strange little man

Here's a T. Rex bored to death trying to bite their own tail. My partner asked me to animate it in stop motion, after she watched a video about the very important topic of "could T. Rex chew its own tail like a dog". The puppet is still a work in progress 🦖

I still think about this a lot.

2026 Frank Sinatra: Stop spreading the news

I have not always been the best with money but relax, this bottle of wine wearing a cape cost UNDER $18

Yesterday I filmed several baby birds walking across a street directly at my camera and asked Bluesky to suggest music Several dozen folks did Some even dubbed music over the original clip. I haven't been able to get this out of my head. So I give you A Bluesky exclusive: Reservoir Ducks 🐣 🪶

can i interest you in a timeline cleanse at this difficult time

Who up eating they feelings?

how's everyone doing

I've never pole danced a day in my life but that's how I want to be posed when I get taxidermied

i love to put my delicious fresh produce in the crisper drawer and never see it again 🥰

i love following up. i love checking in. circling back. any word. would love a status update. lmk. i do not have an anxiety disorder fyi

We are all more than fucking transfers of goods and services. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

inventing a car that runs on despair

Is anyone else experiencing debilitating amounts of dread?

For Americans struggling with high gas prices, remember that you can save money by taking little sips from the gas pump instead of big gulps

you are allowed to have a big treat, as a lil treat

to leave you must answer her riddles three

Your Periodic Pierre Update

how's everyone doing

I hate it when somebody in a movie has a problem. Can’t they just have a nice time

My sister rescued a new pom. He's inbred and his name is Sandwich

i just think they should release all episodes of the pitt immediately, so i can watch it for 15 hours in a row is that so much to ask

The Pitt crazy good this week

Giving her a spin off show could cure my depression.

and give me a 22 episode monica spinoff, stat

this dog sat across from me in the train and the whole ride I tried to get him to look at me. he finally did after 1.5 hr

Quick question does anyone know how to restore virtue to a decaying society

Made it to Friday but at what cost

get in loser we're logging off

love to pick up my phone and see 5 - 10 different things each of which successively makes me angrier than I’ve ever been in my entire fucking life

how it started/how it's going

Japanese artist Masayo Fukuda hand-cut this life-sized octopus from one sheet of paper. Known as Kirie in Japanese (translated as “cut picture”), the art form involves cutting intricate forms from a single sheet of white paper and then contrasting it against a black background to reveal the design.

Here's my first edit on the March 3rd Lunar Eclipse. 15 moon shots, 1 foreground. Taken over a 3 hourish period.

dw everyone i got the lunar eclipse shot

can someone please come explain to my jaw that it doesn’t have to be all clenched up like that