WHATS GRACKLE-ACKIN

"Bluesky will never be Twitter." Then how come I look at it every morning and it makes me sad, hmm? Explain that.

the scream, 2026

heavy is the head that wears the heavy hat 😢

relaxing with snouts out in case any important smells happen

the scream, 2026

fuccin uh…… stop that

ma’am i would like to get dressed

Every time I see someone talk about Claude I think about how they switched from female to male names as soon as they wanted the robots to seem like experts vs personal assistants.

incredible photos of a walrus falling off a pontoon in scotland. source www.facebook.com/groups/scotl...

Timeline cleanse!

I hope this doesn’t break up Tenacious D again

how it feels

mexican coke is a health drink because it contains real sugar. people should drink it instead of water

not today, scurvy

rootbound and down

siri, is this all there is

(attempting to tidy) best i can do is piles

when you've siezed the means of production and aren't sure what comes next

Some lunatic just called my phone (strike 1) and left a "voice mail" (strike 2) in which he failed to fully state his business, suggesting I must call him back to get the whole story. Are you out of your damn mind. Furthermore it is the sabbath

hatdog hatdog nothin in the world like a little hatdog

Grogu got in the trash and ate some chocolate and he died

I was at a dog-friendly bar in NW Portland tonight and a table behind me started singing Happy Birthday and then I realized it wasn’t for a person but a really old dog who was wearing a crown and he was old and fucking adorable and I love this city

i'm making Something

so Panda went to the groomer today

Me all day: "I'm so tired" Also me, at 2am, taking a quiz to find out what kind of cheese I am:

logging on to bluesky

A quick tip for cleaning up your inbox is select all and delete

i'm making something

Bluebird posting will continue until morale improves 🪶

submerging in a peat bog for 1000 years would fix me

it's happening, i am watching ER 🫡 two episodes down 329 to go

MY pope leo ain't weak on crime

You're allowed to be treated how you want to be treated. I, for example, would like to be treated like a large bowl of potato salad

All lapsed Catholics are activating like sleeper agents

bought dog slippers and caused an existential crisis

'A simple (perfect) life' - my spring landscape is finally finished! An apple orchard in bloom, old railway, sheep with their lambs and an allotment being prepared for growing :) Zoom in to see all the other tiny details too... I think this might be my favourite aerial embroidery I've ever done!

This is beside me as I watch TV. #dachshund

i also saw the sky today

what is this

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

News used to be better

taking a Mental Health Day* *having chips & dip for lunch

Son of Godzilla (1967)

A thing about me is even if I'm having a great time I can't wait to go home