the real monster… is time blindness

important

Happy Caturday from Hazel

Suspiciously asking my wife who's funding her anytime she criticizes me

tired: i got ghosted wired: there occurred a refusal of the call

Insomnia? In this economy?

My favorite drawing from 2025, I call her Claudia.

god won't let me die booty shorts, never worn

weeb dogs club

just twisted my back yawning then choked on my own saliva then tripped on my own foot then bumped into a wall (who put that there?) who wants to marry me

Paint me like one of your French fries

but what am i going to do with my life when i finish watching culinary class wars this show is Everything

This photo was taken in 1911 using glass plate technology by Herbert Ponting who was part of Scott's Antarctic expedition, The composition and detail are exquisite with the band of white snow/ice creating a perfect frame around the two people and the ship in the distance Iconic imo

This is probably the pinkest sunset I’ve ever seen. Seriously , I didn’t edit the colors at all. It was PINK! (2 Clapper Rails and a Night Heron) #birds 🌿 #silhouette

dougal dog amongst the pretend butterflies

i've peaked, no accomplishment will ever match this I got 15,000 on the FoodGuessr Daily 🌕🌕🌕🌕 5,000 (Round 1) 💯 🌕🌕🌕🌕 5,000 (Round 2) 💯 🌕🌕🌕🌕 5,000 (Round 3) 💯 Saturday, Jan 17, 2026 Play here: www.foodguessr.com

posting margot content from the archives, for morale

probably a really good sign that she's staring at me like this

Got my first bag of potato chips in months. Cracked it open. The first chip out of the bag was... soggy? The second chip was almost fungal. Baffled, I explored the bag and discovered AN ENTIRE POTATO. Unsliced, brined, like a wad of seasoning juice. It had survived, and now was juicing the chips.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN DR. MEL WORE THIS TO THE GOLDEN GLOBES MA'AM

it’s time, motherfuckers

posting cat (5.29pm, nzst)

Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’ “A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles” BELGIAN WHISTLES

"Stop riling my dog up!" I am rizzing your dog up. We are aura farming. I'm going to buy him a hat.

how to say 'wa'

to me, this is god

my beloved girlfriend has an inexplicable attraction to grotesque, almost supernaturally weird old men. guys who look like the adults from a roald dahl story. fellas who act like they were perhaps recently animals turned human through some unnatural bargain with the fey. not me though

🕯 ✨ ✨ 🕯 🕯 ✨ IT ✨ 🕯 🕯 ✨ ✨ 🕯

It was a better time

posting margot photos from the archives, for morale

imagine being as much in your body as a little galloping dog

typical ai use case

is there some way I can quickly unlearn all of history so as to feel better about recent events

Every example of ai being useful begins with "okay imagine you're in a situation, and you are very dumb"

I Am What I Eat*

i could not give one single fuck about immigration and never have my entire life. to care, even in a ‘reasonable’ oh there should be proper checks and balances way is to be, rudely, the dumbest person alive. literally what difference is it to you

Hold on I have to listen to my cat’s complaints

posting margot photos from the archives, for morale

Oh you think i have resting bitch face? That's so interesting that you think i'm at rest

If this was any other set of medical treatments, the entire medical community would be scrambling to study how they could improve their own treatments.

We have an update on Charlie’s newfound love of printing.

babe whats wrong you havent touched your motorized hand that oozes lotion from its pores

posting margot photos from the archives, for morale

Then... and ...now (Then was yesterday)

how to say 'wa'

Put some new prints in my webstore roryblank.bigcartel.com

Cheers Mattel my boyfriend keeps calling me Autism Barbie, nice one