I wish men truly understood how often their peers only pretend to cultivate women's talents because they want to fuck us. I am a short Canadian nobody and it happened to me when I was starting out my screenwriting career no less than four times before I turned 26

to me, this is god

a second sunday could fix me

My favourite year for oppressed literary masculinity was 2023 when the number of women on the Booker shortlist was smaller than the number of men named Paul

i'm (trying to) make this little frog! witness him

#SundayPixPictures some prints at home, featuring disgruntled gallery attendant

i'm (trying to) make this little frog! witness him

no I haven't been "doin' just fine", I was in a cage

Trying to commiserate when people describe parenting challenges

>:\ #critterposting

i'm pretty sure i think about this poem at least once week

"People who have money are spending money. I am an economist."

look at this hobgoblin (sound on)

I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one

I met a weird girl and within 20 minutes she had me eating nerd clusters straight from her hand like a horse

logging on

look at this hobgoblin (sound on)

look as someone who can be incapacitated for weeks by the fear that I put the wrong number of exclamation points into an email this has been a fascinating glimpse into a some brains that work extremely! differently! from! mine!

it's probably time for you to take a break and look at my dog

So many questions

emailing in a semi-literate manner isn’t a sign of stupidity, it’s another form of rich asshole arrogance because you don’t think you owe anyone coherent thoughts

I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it. All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference. Tanks

tfw when I'm not allowed to see the aurora borealis

i don't think my television needs an AI Concierge

Rewarding myself for almost going to bed early by staying up much later

I fixed the title

COKE: is pepsi okay DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could

i am not naming any names but someone just spent 5 full minutes in my arms making biscuits on my bathrobe and drooling

but i don't Want a pedestal fan that connects to wifi

A social media platform that requires finding a hidden menu and disabling a bunch of default settings if you want to see the content is an idea worthy of a truly visionary techbro

nytimes logging on to do some bike commentary

cone of shame vs cone of delight

tasmanian devil (c. 2019)

important pillow fort development

there's a youtube video of this "discussion" (unwatchable) and good lord the comments are rancid

I’ve just seen a narrowboat that looks like it’s entirely crewed by cats, and it’s not even 10am

important pillow fort development

nothing quite like spending hundreds of dollars you couldn't really afford on a hair cut and colour that looks Horrendous 😭

Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???

Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest. The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says. "I could smell the onions and mustard."

hit da bricks

look at the costume on this spooky bitch

weighing a child's heart against a feather to decide if he may receive 3 fun-size Snickers