This man is being Gorilla Channel'd with a rotating selection of AI slop riot porn by several known white supremacists who are secretly running the government.

Any job can be a dream job if you have nightmares about work

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

Maybe you’ll be spared from the wave of terrible consequences engulfing everyone

One of the reasons they're having trouble concocting a Left Wing Terrorism epidemic is basically nobody in this country has ever met a left wing person. You might as well say we're being invaded by the smurfs

"This website is free" No. This website comes at a terrible cost

Cool :)

i think people often make the mistake of thinking that rightwingers meltdown at different things like netflix not because they want the approval of mass culture, but they actually just want total top down control of the flow of information

It’s 2037 and my microwave is prompting me to download the Hot Pocket Plus Pass for $9.99 a month

"i’ve been getting a little bit of flak just because my dad died in 9/11” is an awesome line

I've been thinking about this a lot lately. How corrosive it is that public figures are--more and more shamelessly--ripping the copper wiring out of the walls. Integrity is for suckers. Abusing power is fun. Caring about anything bigger than yourself is lame. An elite class of evil toddlers

NEW: Long Covid risk for children doubles after a second infection, study finds www.nytimes.com/2025/09/30/h...

HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?" GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children

Look I understand this is just the leopards finally coming for my face, it just feels a little unfair because the leopard/face based economy was established well before I arrived and many times I have said "no, bad leopards. " Ask anyone.

Does anyone know how to relax

Meanwhile at the Riyadh comedy festival

Generals I have gathered you here today to make sure the military isn't doing anything gay or black

Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

I guess my feelings about Pete Davidson and Kevin Hart are similar to the ones I had about Matt Damon doing that Crypto commercial and it’s that you don’t need the money but think the money is worth looking like a dickhead so I hope you don’t complain about people viewing you that way in the future

I continue to think that one of the reasons this country is falling apart is the wholesale abandonment of public virtue as a broadly shared aspiration. Or even something people should be embarrassed about if they don’t have it.

Tell me with a straight face he's wrong here

I'm skimming, but this paragraph stood out:

Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice

we must imagine sisyphus fully erect

[me doing my new 7-figure political consulting gig] I advise that you surrender more, that will probably work

From @theathleticfc.bsky.social: A coalition of 50 professional athletes has signed a letter calling on UEFA to suspend Israel from its competitions.

you try to forget that bad people are always rewarded and good people, compassionate and insightful and sensitive people, tend to suffer but reality finds ways of reminding you over and over again

About to be the family that owns TikTok.

yeah i think they're just celeb early adopters of the total disintegration of morality

You can't joke about anything anymore. Because you signed a multi figure contract with the Saudi government that said they wouldn't pay you if you did.

eminem and gizmo

Gonna have to teach everyone from scratch that the president isn't your boss, he's your employee

UEFA is likely voting on whether to suspend Israel next week; if suspended, it would mean Israel cannot play its World Cup qualifying matches. If the team is not banned, they have a qualifier against Italy Oct. 14. Spain is threatening to boycott the World Cup if Israel does qualify & participate.

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

JJ Redick just said "I used to talk to my friends but now I spend my nights having long conversations with ChatGPT" live on ESPN LA so I can't wait for this season of Lakers basketball

What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart

wearing any hat other than a baseball cap or a toque past the age of 26 should be listed in the dsm-5

Oh shit oh fuck the xenomorphs have Adidas now

You can't just tell your dog he's handsome all the time, you also have to compliment his job performance

To June Jordan, Toni Morrison said, “You know there's always been a fascist strain, here: It's not even political in the sense of this party or that. It's like a virus that can attach itself to Democrats or Republicans… And we know it's around. We can tell because black people are the nexus.”

i don't profess to understand too much of this stuff but does it seem like they're just cycling the money back and forth here to keep the scam going

I’m worried it can still get stupider

"In a landmark study, OpenAI researchers reveal that large language models will always produce plausible but false outputs, even with perfect data, due to fundamental statistical and computational limits." www.computerworld.com/article/4059...

This should be encouraged, not banned.

this exists it is called thinking

There used to be like eight things to watch a year, your friends would look you dead in the eye and say have you seen triplets of belleville yet

this is not the end of days sorry you don’t get to crawl under the covers and wait for death to come. you and i have to find a fight to join *even if that fight isn’t won in our lifetimes* because we aren’t so fucking special that we get to take our ball and go home

A grim reminder: these people will never be satisfied. There’s no point at which they will say “we’ve won, let’s enjoy life.” They will always be looking for someone else to punish, to revile, to dehumanize. They’re empty without that.

i smoke more weed than god, why do i remember all this stuff and nobody else seems to