you can just walk into white castle and buy a suitcase filled with little hamburgers

Cam what

I have a name

grok did i cum yet

a grocery store only for high people

the three breasted lady from Total Recall

this would fix me

🎶 Now I've had the time of my life No I never felt like this before 🎶

vintage nutsack bulbs

This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram. Community action works. Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...

I am just so fucking proud of her.

Me: they have EVERYTHING Buddy: No way. I'm looking for Post on vinyl and a dildo Me: you're never gonna believe this

woke up from a nap to sugar sneezing directly into my mouth and face

putting on full tactical gear to brutalize some maids, nannies, and landscapers because I have a totally normal penis that isn't deformed and all fucked up looking

good for him

ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards

you have been visited by sleepy dog. you are blessed with good fortune and no stubbing pinky toes for 9 days

Alien, 1979. (Directed by Ridley Scott)

is sean penn trey gowdy's dad

Fortunately there's only 3 more years of rapidly escalating fascism before there's a peaceful exchange of power

send me six emails immediately after the purchase so I know it's real

the morpheus toilet chair is for sale on marketplace if anyone is interested

the two primary guzzler archetypes are 'gas' and 'cum'

Andrew Huberman is telling me it's ok to eat 4 bacon doubles from Culver's because it's always fresh never frozen

looks pretty easy imo

when I say call me at home this is what I'm talking about

the FBI footage of Tom Homan starts with him eating 55 burgers in his car alone with no napkins

scientists are saying the ear to snout ratio is unheard of

Oh shit oh fuck the xenomorphs have Adidas now

sir do u know how fast u were shitting

Politics hasn't been this simple in a long time: do you think it's good for one man to exercise unchecked, arbitrary power or not. Those are the two available ideologies right now

When your senator isn't a spineless bootlicker

breaking news

babe, stop playing around and get dressed

fucking hell man. have you ever used paint once in your miserable life

I get that we are possibly on the verge of a Civil War, but i really need to buy this right now

really hoping I will never have to say the word groyper out loud

Just saw Stuart Little hit a kid with his car and keep driving

get it together m8

i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat

RFK Jr furiously searching online for the Baron Harkonnen slime bath

we think he's very sick, possibly dying but he's still alive

imagine how amazing it must feel to not have one single thought in your brain

I have an idea

preparing for the apocalypse