farts are the ghosts of the food we eat

Apparently there’s a new Magic movie coming out this May. : )

Every time I open Bluesky,

No matter how well-known Arkady Martine's "A Memory Called Empire" is, it deserves more.

No big deal, just the new game I worked on chilling at the very top of the netflix.com homepage. Pretty big banner! Must be a good game??? I dunno, maybe play it this weekend and see! Just search for "Gifted" or blindly click the first thing you see on Netflix right now which is also "Gifted."

I have waited a long time to post this video. : ) #WotCStaff

It's been 28 years, and the word is finally out! Mood Swings is coming soon exclusively through Secret Lair. Available June 1st.

Shoresy is a show about asshole hockey players, Heated Rivalry is a show about hockey players’ assholes

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The Always Sunny crew should show up on the next season of The Pitt.

Da Boys ( @jplepore.bsky.social @timplatt.bsky.social and @bransonreese.bsky.social ) are on Patreon today answering BURNING QUESTIONS about episodes two and three of Blue Kindness High. We're calling it Rude Talks of Chatting and you should check it out! www.patreon.com/posts/rude-t...

This Is Just To Say I have turned off the AI features that were in the update and which you were probably hoping to monetize Fuck you they were stupid so unnecessary and so annoying

guys, this is how you lose the time war

Werimether's quarters

Boston’s gays think CHEERS is a gay bar should have been long running not just one episode

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

There are people out there claiming some of the Artemis II photos are improbable, even impossible, so I made this graphic to clear up how space photography works

I am Conscientious Crunchy: I take supplements, but only ones my Actual Medical Doctor approves and recommends

Highly recommend this episode! Has a certain something about it that made it really speak to me. Probably the funny character names!

SOCIETY is on Youtube!! Obligatory: "har har my favorite documentary" but seriously this movie kicks ass, please watch this freakshow lol youtu.be/BFC7R059N2c?...

Reparations now. UBI. No means testing. Just checks. Emergency welfare available to all on request as cash payments & OPTIONAL counselling. Nationalize the internet. Categorize internet access as a basic utility, like water. Free college. Forgive all student debt. 100% tax rate above $10 mil.

One way to explain it to centrists is, instead of killing 100 innocent schoolchildren, what if they had used your tax dollars to feed those 100 kids steak without checking if they were poor? A bomb is like a really, really expensive steak. Maybe even worse.

Games Done Quick's long, difficult journey to a better gaming future aftermath.site/games-done-qui...

I dunno I think "were Harry Potter books good" is a completely irrelevant question to the moment. like, you don't need to avoid them because they're artistically bad, you need to avoid them because there are concrete, specific ways that interacting with them funds Nazi stuff

No one is trying to tell you that you are not allowed to feel nostalgic for what Harry Potter may have once meant to you as a kid; they are literally just asking you to not fund their destruction.

Potterheads, I hope the nostalgia was worth crushing little girls' dreams you nostalgia fucking twats. www.independent.co.uk/bulletin/new...

With the HP trailer dropping tomorrow, here's the whole deal: If you watch the show, hell even just the trailer, I will think less of you. I will dislike you. I will think you don't care about trans people. That's it. It's been years. There's no wiggle room. No qualifiers. You care or you don't.

energy-saving link for people inundated with Rowling apologists shardsofblue.medium.com/so-someone-t...

man it's so loud in here

Recorded episode 4 of Blue Kindness High last night and there was only one spit take!!

Sometimes, a social media website's puritanical censoring of a simple cartoon butt forces you to change your show logo. But sometimes, what comes out of that is beautiful 🦋 Art by @bransonreese.bsky.social

🔵🛸🏃‍♂️RUDE TALES OF MAGIC🏃‍♂️🛸🔵 Blue Kindness High Episode 1: An Odd Event art19.com/shows/rude-t...

Posting this again because a lot of people said they found it helpful! Guide to ALT text: www.perkins.org/resource/how...

BLUE KINDNESS HIGH, COMING MARCH 17

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I bet DJs are really good at titty twisters

A.I Isn’t People www.todayintabs.com/p/a-i-isn-t-...

We did it! Thrilled to have gotten the first big multiyear campaign in the Bucket of Milk Era™ to the finish line! Huge congrats to my talented and attractive partners, DM @drhastings.bsky.social and @whirringblender.bsky.social @bransonreese.bsky.social @timplatt.bsky.social @alifisher.bsky.social

Did you know that strawberries are not berries, and are actually mammals?

Happy Valentine’s Day, from us to you. Tag your exes. Xoxox

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

“peter you’ve wasted your money” no i haven’t. i did this for each and every one of you, and you’re all worth it.

I truly wish the “blue no matter who” contingent would just shut up until after the primary and let people who want a better candidate call for one in peace instead of screaming about how we all need to slobber daddy newsom’s hog before he’s declared or else we’re somehow fascist.

if i made sausages with meat from my fingers they would be finger bangers

One day I just didn’t log into AIM. I think about that a lot.