No bad ideas in a brainstorm.

Once again I have entered the comments for work purposes and once again the discourse is excellent.

Went to Google's ad center thingy to see what kind of profile they had on me and everything looks in ord--HEEEYYY!!

Travel Tip: Always use a packing cube with a Dual-Sided Design. The cheap ones seem great at first, until you look at the back and realize they don't exist in euchlydean space. Not only do you risk Lovecraftian madness, but you can barely fit any of your socks in there.

Haven't seen the robot vacuum in a few days, and he's not on his dock, but at some point you just have to support them and trust they'll call you if they need you.

I LIKE. OLD. BRITS AND I CANNOT LIE

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles

Had to write the phrase "punch in the butthole" for work today, multiple times, in case you thought I frittered the day away.

The first Republican President had some choice words for the Know Nothing bigots of his day.

Ya know, just "Various Artists."

I love working from home it's so convenient.

I always say I love my country the way Anthony Bourdain did, not as a benevolent state or one founded in innocence but as vast, beautiful place full of discrete people and cultures such as has rarely been attempted and worth fighting for.

The fact that Taco Bell has such shitty dessert options is probably why I'm still alive.

Why does it look like John Slattery snuck into the cast of this show and is trying to blend in to duck the law?

It is the year 2025. Democracy is in shambles. You are getting app notifications from apps you DO NOT HAVE INSTALLED. The human experiment has come to its natural conclusion.

Literally begging you to post about Just Some Stuff. We will see the news I absolutely promise. Twenty people will repost the same exact thing about the news. Only you can post about a turtle you saw

To be fair, if I had to follow Stephen Miller, I would take the very first opportunity to stop doing it.

Finally the algorithm is beginning to understand my deep need for content featuring Victor Togunde, an actor whose character in Crimson Tide did not have a name.

The Onion does not use AI in any way. Our newspaper is proudly made by actual living people. AI makes bad, boring shit, and people make art. Subscribe to us instead: membership.theonion.com

I FEEL PUNK TODAY SO DO I

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were there. The chicken loves you

new republican healthcare plan just dropped

Just saw "moldy bread worst case scenario" in my search history if you're wondering what my vibe is lately.

This is the funniest movie production fact I’ve ever read

A must read.

Thomas Hamilton, maker of last year's illuminating doc Boris Karloff: The Man Behind the Monster, is back with a new venture — a tribute to Vincent Price! Get in early on the Kickstarter campaign! A worthwhile project — or else I wouldn't be part of it! www.kickstarter.com/projects/tha...

Just a reminder that riding responsibly is a NO DUH from Minute Maid Spiked Vodka Lemonade.

In honor of that kick ass new Superman trailer today: www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2011/0...

Things are going great over there. Real "artist formerly known as" energy.

Thinking about how the Pope is going to vote for President in 2028, same as I will, and my vote will count the same as the Pope’s. Yours will too. It’s so weird.

Giant Bomb lives! Fandom has sold the site to us and it is now fully independent and employee-owned. We'll see you all on Tuesday for the Giant Bombcast. For more info right now, head over to www.giantbomb.com/join

This short but sweet video about the many eras and people who defined Giant Bomb over the years is beautiful. Got me right in the feels www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVvU...

Huh. Not the pen I expected in that image.

(Overheard) GUY 1: You ever seen Steamboat Mickey? It's public IP now. What would it look like to see Mickey Mouse drive a Mustang? GUY 2: I... I don't know. GUY 3: (hugely excited) Neither do I!

Happy May Day

“is my calculator horny?“ our tech columnist asks. “i entered 5318008 into it and turned it upside down. what i saw surprised me”

Sometimes I will see a post on here and to myself I will go, “what?” and that’s it, I move on. You guys should really try it…

Bro they lobotomized your aunt

Just wrote this in the parking lot after seeing it. Drive three hours to a furniture store if you can. boxd.it/9rKnwL

I love this shit so much.

If you’re a Republican, and you’re not a Nazi, yes you are.

Finally the secret origin story for Mr. Cacciatore down on Sullivan Street across from the medical center.

THIS NIGHTMARE WILL BE IN FULL COLOR

No, I get it.

What a shocking breach of security.

‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff

We will not blindly follow illegal orders because Donald Trump wrote them down on a piece of paper. Illinois follows the laws of the land – not the decrees of an aspiring king hell bent on disenfranchising millions of voters who deserve to have their voice heard.

I love it, thank you! Carte Blanche is an excellent library of classic card games, translated excellently to the @play.date, for those unfamiliar. I played cribbage several times…outstanding!

Please read this thread. It really warmed my heart and it may do likewise for you. Thank you for sharing all this, @cavatica.bsky.social!

There’s a great interview with Nick Park about Wallace And Gromit in last month’s Empire, and this bit in particular stood out. It sums up what artists have been trying to say about AI. The mistakes and the learning aren’t things to be bypassed, but a vital part of the process 🤟