Those who cannot remember the past are actually pretty stoked to repeat it

Idk what they’ve been teaching or how they’ve been grading tests in medical school for the last 50+ years but I think they need a curriculum change, my doctors don’t know shit about fuck

LFG

Strawberries at the store today taste like if someone were trying to smell them from memory

Sources: Kate Martin and long-time girlfriend, Claire Gransee, have ended their relationship. Kate Martin is now single.

Why are Tim Robinson’s DMs turned off I have something really important to tell him

I believe in ghosts but I do not believe in ghost hunters

Omg the first guy who asked to see my underwear is having a baby with his wife 🥹

Planning the pranks I’m gonna play on my friends at my funeral is hard bc I’m really only motivated by a strict deadline and ???

Everything is happening very fasct

There should be a database of adopted rescue dogs that says which agency they came from and what their name was at the rescue so you can find dogs you applied for but didn’t end up adopting! I need to check up on some of my almost babies! What if they are close by and I can go say hi 🥺

Pro-Palestine activists formed a human map of Palestine at Spain's San Fermin Festival, yesterday. Chants of "Palestine is not alone" bellowed through the streets.

I turned on dog tv for my pets but all three of us are locked in

I hate this stupid motherfucker

This reads like the last desperate bullet point on a resume

What is a movie that makes everything better

This is the gayest and outest WNBA All-Star yet, love that

Elle?????

WNBA all stars wearing a "Pay us what you owe us" shirt in warmups

Me listening to needed me by Rihanna: of course mustard was on this beat

LFG ALLISHA

WNBA All-Star weekend for me? 🥺

What is a nice gift to bring to a brand new, first time mom?? Meeting the bb for the first time 🥹

So it’s AFAB too now?? Smh

Money is no object for the home opener. I have to be there

Me on this plane rn

Guys this means Dame will be at Fire games

YES

My boyfriend’s back and you’re gonna be in trouble…

You people know that “Fire” doesn’t just represent wildfires caused by climate change????…is everyone ok

VAMOS CARLITOS

That should be me fainting at Wimbledon

We should be maxing out credit cards and maxing on chillaxing, brothers. We truly may not be here for a long time

This Sabalenka match is giving me 8am heartburn

I think LeBron James’ retirement tour should be more like what they do with beloved senior dogs who are scheduled to cross the rainbow bridge: put him on a picnic blanket in the shade in front of Crypto dot com Arena and let everyone form a line to say goodbye

Allow myself to introduce…myself

When the bear is like “I’m working on saying stuff” if I’m Claire it’s like ok that’s fine just don’t do it around me

Sandy Cohen is the ideal partner

Sometimes people will say something and I’ll be all like….what?

Hate this so much. No man who looks like that should be in that much pain

I’m gonna be very honest right now idk what anyone is ever talking about on The Bear

Vamo Carlitos we don’t have time for five sets today

Everyone wants to join the Studbudz, and OF COURSE Syd Colson talks about it in the middle of play.

I love commenting on restaurant IG stories like, “oh mama” and “need that” and “you went crazy here”, just one of my pastimes

I think we should all get offline

Stop asking couples, “how did you guys meet?” and start asking them, “have you had your first fight yet?”

The W should name them the Cleveland Rocks

Hey just wanted to say HAKAS

Abandoned ice cream carts, fruit, and taco stands. Trucks with broken windows left in the middle of the streets. It’s the new reality ICE has brought to our beautiful city. This taco stand appears to have been hit last night, 6/27 in South LA by Florence and Gramercy.