cmon man, Astros fans can’t read

Joel and Ethan Coen are like Wilbur and Eliza Swain from Vonnegut’s Slapstick

Kabab dinner and Predator (1987) on our porch

My two GamePro magazine fan art appearances from 1994 and 1996

Every Alien installment in the last 15 years: where do we come from. Where are we going. what does it mean to be human. What is a soul James Cameron in 1985: what if someone duct taped two guns together and fought a giant alien

Learning how to paraglide for comedic purposes

Lol

I go over to Twitter and people have been yelling at @justinboldaji.bsky.social for four days straight.

Brilliant insight from @justinboldaji.bsky.social . This is exactly what trump is up to

Whew getting too hot over there

Hakeem Jeffries reminds me of the Moonlight Man from Gerald’s Game (2017)

Lol

This is genuinely the news every day

(Watching the M’s get swept by the Yankees in the bottom of the 10th after leading 5-3 in the 9th) you know 9/11 wasn’t all that bad

This is brutal. You gotta delete your account after this

More men should go to therapy (eating mushrooms and watching Terrence Malick’s Tree of Life)

Wrong you’re a shitty student

Blocking lots of clowns who don’t know what the Maillard effect is

Nazi shot outside concentration camp 👍

People stranded on a desert island will waste time making SOS signs out of clam shells instead of starting a successful business

Older white woman at Walgreens wearing an “Octavia Butler Tried To Warn Us” shirt getting mad at the black woman who works there because the line was taking too long lol

Death to America❤️

When my 6 year old tells me about a new obby he played in Roblox

When my wife hits me with all the complicated work drama the second she gets home

One of my favorite videos from 2 years ago. Was in complete control at all times

Boyz night out

This is what happens when you post food from other countries on Bluesky now

You’ll never guess what this is in response to

Lumpia are Filipino spring rolls, and the only time the Dutch call them that are when they are eating Filipino food

Dog what the fuck

Zionist love making vibes-based assessments. I was just reading this while researching for my Fetterman video and..... "it's in the air" lmao

Scarecrow pickup

It’s so close to her actual quote that I’m not too worried about the countless people so far that think this is a direct exchange

A Filipino woman my wife works with gave her two boxes of chicken adobo and two bags of frozen lumpias. I’m losin it

I may not have any kids at all but let me tell you why you should have a bunch of 5 year olds of people you’ve never met running around your house that are impossible to supervise at all times: i remember it from my childhood 🥰

Got this text about our kids birthday party at our house that we had over the weekend and I’m still thinking about the sheer audacity of it. This is an insane thing to ask someone about a children’s birthday party. Of course you have to stay. I’m not running a fuckin play gym here!

Brian Lehrer: well Mamdani never actually said globalize the intifada Gillibrand: yeaaaa but it kinda feels like he did. Look, Jewish New Yorkers have been terrified since October 6th. I mean 7th

The Orcas have had consistent popular policies (feed the hungry, sink rich people’s boats)