Fear not, Patriots! If the “Iran War” doesn’t start moving his numbers in a positive direction, there’s always “Plan B." @theonion.com

Ash-boobied boob-tyrant

I guess people disagreed with her whole “cultures aren’t created equal” speech

At least it’s good there will be plenty of material for next generation’s John Krasinskis to make a paycheck from

OpenAI led ground invasion of a place whose terrain looks like this will surely be a great success

sonic the hedgehog looks like how ska sounds

I know it’s difficult right now, but I insist that you seek and enjoy beautiful things, even if it seems frivolous or irresponsible in the face of overwhelming horror. I want you to feed yourself artistically, spiritually, and literally, because you can’t Do The Work when you’re starving.

Last year my work hired three people with R-names and it is slowly tearing my life apart

Duracels be seething over Energizer Chads Is this anything?

I'm really sick of liberals and centrists thinking that compromise is something you start with instead of something you end with

Surprise! 🎃

Besides their destructive actions, the worst part about having to live in a country run by fascists is how goddamn whiney and annoying they are.

Glad to see we haven’t forgotten our roots of fucking with Cuba while also fucking with another nation on the other side of the world. Jesus Christ.

Please stop going to the Bone Ghost people for your back pain

Read this

Sunrise Heron -Mountains & Eelgrass 7.75x10" Gouache on watercolor paper Took a self-indulgent art day yesterday to paint a heron. I recently got picked to be a nest cam monitor for a local great blue heron colony & I wanted to celebrate by painting one :) Prints up: www.inprnt.com/gallery/skid...

The past two times I have been banned from Reddit: -making fun of a literal Nazi for wearing a Nazi shirt in public -making fun of racists who hate seeing black people in videogames I am starting to think that Reddit might be white supremacist

Kurt Vonnegut stop being so applicable to all time periods of American life, you can’t do that Kurt Vonnegut, your insights are too evergreen Kurt Vonnegut

Didn’t think I’d have to add “do you think the holocaust was a real thing that happened?” to my trainee interview questions but I guess that’s where we’re at in this goddamned country.

Extra helping of creeps and weirdos on here today, it feels like.

Me: Any amoebas in there? Royal Food Taster: No my lord . Me (nervously fiddling with crown): And there aren't any parameciums in there right Royal Food Taster: (briefly squinting and leaning over to double check) Not a one my lord.

Human Pet Guy

The US was the worst thing to happen to Christianity since Paul.

The problem with me being groomed for leadership is that I don’t really like telling people what to do

Look at this and tell me he is not a perfect angel creature

oh ya horse year #art

Got so high that I started thinking Paul might’ve been the Antichrist

what's "funny" to me is that the U.S. press generally doesn't acknowledge that this corruption even exists when writing about why health care doesn't function, or mass privacy violations, or rampant violent gun deaths the problems are usually blamed on ambiguous partisan animus

People who say “water is not wet it makes things wet” as a response to the phrase “water is wet” are just intelligent enough to be annoying but not useful.

'What are you two doing back there?' 'Nothiiiing.' #Bellinghamlet characters from our dnd game Argentus (😠) and Warregn (🌈) belong to @twdetrick.bsky.social Murkia the goblin in mine ;)

"Being anti AI is class privilege! Poor people can't afford to learn how to make art without it!" Yes. Famously, all artists are extremely wealthy.

Someone on Facebook told me that the Catholic Church in the Middle Ages was only a political entity and not a religious one if you want to know how it’s going over there.

A pencil and a piece of paper costs less than an LLM

0/100, see me after class

Please god I beg people to understand intersectionality

I just want to call this line from petitioner's counsel out specifically: "We shouldn't need a specific court order to ask the DOJ not to put somebody's life in danger." Bars.

With moderation like this, who needs enemies?

I don’t know if this is a common phenomenon but every white person buddhist I have personally met have been old dudes who suck.

Too many people think that emotionless detachment is a sign of intellectual sophistication and not cowardice.

"All over the world, wherever there are capitalists, freedom of the press means freedom to buy up newspapers, to buy writers, to bribe, buy and fake 'public opinion' for the benefit of the bourgeoisie. This is a fact. No one will ever be able to refute it." - Lenin

I wrote about 'MELANIA' johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/my-melania...

This Postman Situation is CONCERNING

listen here you stupid leftoid, if you just voted blue in 2024, ICE would be ruining the lives of immigrant families quietly and efficiently in a way where we wouldn't have to hear about it on the news