you used to be able to pay Something Awful ten bucks to change another user’s bio to whatever you wanted, in case Bluesky is looking for a path to profitability

just ate a huge sandwich dare me to drive

are we still mad at Pinegrove, i still like that one record a lot

petition to stop using the -gate suffix and start using the grover- prefix

tire commercials are so funny bc who has ever bought a tire other than "the one the guy at the tire shop has when i got a flat"

i swear to fucking christ if the bullpen blows this

yall heard of this shohei guy?

okay okay okay if we can just convince the dodgers to win, we'll have ourselves a perfect day of baseball on our hands

what are people using now that streameast is gone

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generals gathered in their masses/president calls them all fatasses

hey so the hephastus + hestia combo boon is completely insane

ok i know one of you is horny for Charon, which one of you is it

trans rights forever, trans healthcare is life saving, fuck every single person who believes otherwise

so: what do we need you to do? two things. 1.call your D/I senators. find contact info here: reps.fyi what do we need you to say? try the call script below. adapt it; make it your own! there are bailout points written in, in case you get nervous. but please *call.* 🧵

A script you can use if you’re not good at speaking on the spot.

there are 25 blimps in the world which is simultaneously not enough blimps but also too many blimps

@garrettmartin.bsky.social what's the best comeback record (10+ years between releases) my votes are either Majesty Shredding or Inlet

los angeles is not known for its bagels, and for good reason. there's a new trend of pop-up bagel spots that all serve sourdough bagels that are hard as rocks, and i gotta say, not a fan of California Hard Style

@adashtra.bsky.social got myself a present

succ a liberal and a fascist cums

it's really funny that mina kimes wrote the best esports piece of all time and then just peaced out to become an insanely good football analyst

women love women love love women women

turn 2 ashling, turn 3 flip and cast a 4-drop, repeat taylor cocke-ass card. value city baby

Jirard has always been a good dude who didn’t deserve the bullshit he got from irresponsible drama YouTubers youtu.be/aDb6NQhF3jo?...

I've been hit by tech layoffs, which means I'm open for full-time marketing work in social media, content, events, and pretty much anything else you can think of. I've transferred my 12+ years of marketing skills across anime, games, TV, comics, and tech.. and I'm funny 😋.. TY for any shares/leads ❤️

MagicCon Atlanta homies Archon of Cruelty is probably my favorite reanimation target printed. This version's artist is going to be there this weekend. Can I send anyone on a mission to precure and have signed?

okay the dodgers clinched, big dumper can unload dingers on us for three games now. run 'em up big dog

So long, Doug Bowser

remember that time red bull crashed a plane trying to get guys to swap planes mid-air and then my team got a bunch of its budget taken away to pay for legal fees even though we weren't involved at all

The Hives Forever Forever The Hives

Die, All Right!

SOLO TABLETOP GAMING THREAD: i have suddenly found myself very interested in playing tabletop games by myself! here's a thread of games that i've enjoyed so far!

posting about baseball in the magic: the gathering discord

if they give the MVP to Judge over Big Dumper, i'm gonna throw a fit

not a single person at the ANIME COMPANY i work for has complimented my hat

Wasn’t ready for this intro and went “hell yeah brother” out loud

people talk about how insane the Fortnite collabs are but honestly, they don't hold a goddamn candle to PUBG Mobile's insanity

AUTISM ANNOUNCEMENT: i had a bye at my Magic tournament so i ended up researching solo board games and found Galdor’s Grip, a PnP card game that you play in your hands, and so i spent last night slapping a cheap version of it together and now i’m looking into the best way to get card stock printed

sometimes i hear about a new Wrestling Guy and think i should get into wrestling, and then remember i’m already into Magic and Gunpla and i just don’t have the time

i clicked on ONE suggested r/freemagic post without realizing what it was and now reddit just spams me with it constantly. holy SHIT there's some nazis in there

i listened to the tony molina discography front to back, now what should i do for the other 23.5 hours of my day?

we put a lot of faith into elevators, as a society

who are my solo board gaming people out there?

every queer woman on earth has a video of them on their phone looking at a hot woman with an expression that can only be described as "oh no, i'm gay"

if your game doesn't have a climactic battle among a field of white flowers, i don't want to hear about it

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I regret to inform you that Gwar has pushed the boundaries of good taste.

you may not like it, peak performance, etc