KID AUTHOR TIP: when writing a bio, read it out loud so you can imagine how excruciating it would be to hear someone else saying those exact words to an audience while you are standing right there

One of the most deranged and fun eps we've recorded

IT'S SEPTEMBER 2025!!!

sweet baby Linus Burden straight outta Nethermurk @rudetales.bsky.social

Reminder that I have a horror comic coming out next month that you can still pre-order Hector Plasm: Hunt the Bigfoot by me and Derek Hunter — ghosts, witches, cryptids, murder, secrets, all in one mystery

You should check out this thread...unless you think it might be too spooky for you

Simply the best slide I have ever seen in a powerpoint presentation care of @premeemohamed.com’s talk at @banffcentre.bsky.social re: Putting the Science in Science Fiction

Feel the DINO-MIGHT of Rex Power! Part alien, part dinosaur, all bounty hunter... and here to save the Earth! From @ramzeereads.bsky.social and @clordtc.bsky.social, Rex Power: Invasion of The Fear Bugs is available to pre-order now! 2000ad.com/news/pre-ord...

Read to the end of this one. Trust me.

Imagine if tomorrow the internet just stopped existing and you didn't have the latest Rude Tales downloaded 😢

Can’t wait to play Silksong and find out exactly how much my motor skills have been withered by seven years of aging

The Agents of S.U.I.T. are in SEW MUCH TROUBLE next spring -- and you can pre-order your copy of their upcoming adventure and get 25% off @BarnesandNoble right now if you join their free rewards program and use code PREORDER25 when you check out! bit.ly/4g40roO

New Pen Brings Fleeting Moment Of Satisfaction To Local Man https://theonion.com/new-pen-brings-fleeting-moment-of-satisfaction-to-local-1819564821/

The print edition of The Onion is the only good thing that comes in the mail.

Never Forget

Maybe the most literal instance of “no matter where you think this is going, it isn’t“ I have ever seen

Featuring the return of Dancin' @bransonreese.bsky.social art19.com/shows/rude-t...

Tim asked me "if there was a Light Eater image" for this post, like I just have those lying around. Anyway then I dropped everything for thirty minutes to make this in photoshop.

Been working on this show for almost two years now and it kicks ass. A dream come true to work on. Cullen is a genius. Also, somebody please buy his ten macbook pros, he's in a lot of trouble with some bad guys and needs money fast.

We would like your children to have something fun to read before they have to go back to school, so Agents of SUIT is only $2.99 until the end of August! us.macmillan.com/books/978125...

Dang I hope you are all ready for a HECTOR PLASMIC HALLOWEEN as Hector returns to reluctantly track a Sasquatch in HECTOR PLASM: HUNT THE BIGFOOT, coming from @imagecomics.com this October

Obsessed with this photo of Mr. Rogers that looks almost exactly like The Onion sickos guy.

In my experience there are three kinds of fantasy magic novels:

The extra secret unlockable Five Nights at Freddy's ending.

Re-posting this comic in wake of the new Fantastic Four movie

Finally the episode where Lemon becomes <REDACTED>

TODAYS THE DAY! 🎉 youtu.be/L6QXaQHy5gA The Fool's Gold: Death By Karaoke is finally out today! 🐵🎤 We're all excited and nervous for y'all to see what we made 👀👍 #ComicArt #IndieComics #dungeonsanddragons #GraphicFiction #ComicBookCommunity #DungeonsAndDragons #DnD #TabletopGaming #TTRPG #DnD5e

A merging of my two D&D families as the folks from foolsgold.fun join @rudetales.bsky.social in an attempt to kill Joe Lepore-- I mean his character.

I recorded an instrumental version of the "Rude Talks of Chatting" song from @rudetales.bsky.social. Haven't heard of the podcast? Well, I assure you it's much better than my piano playing!

HOLY SHIT HECTOR PLASM IS BACK

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Sweet pre-order deal on this silly fun D&D book I helped make!

The rest of this issue of Spidey Super Stories is incredible, by the way. Kidnapped children use a ring that Spider-Man gives them to summon an army of spiders like how Batman summons bats with that thing in his boot.

MR. BEAN DOES NOT APPEAR IN THIS EPISODE

We should not be made to be prophets for our comic about Galaga. And yet...

They finally made the milk from that hotel

Garfield DOOM demons (11/2021)

Support the Hastings Pirate Festival one peg at a time.

Hahaha oh god I’m so sorry

Added a character profile for Marvel #Comics' Mega Tony. He was one of the #Gwenpool supporting characters during the @drhastings.bsky.social run - and beyond. Chemist with some odd inventions, healer/buffer, medical debt victim. Pics, #TTRPG stats, biography, characterisation, potions, etc.

IT’S A PAPAL CONCLAAAAAAVE!!!!

TIM!!!

Between this an the anti-Zohran mailer I got sponsored by DoorDash, it's getting real clear that it might be a good idea to vote for the guy who's Making Shitheads Nervous.

I love you Samus, I love you Metroid.

Texas Bans Consensual Sex theonion.com/texas-b...

Before and after of Jawbones lunch🦶🦈 From our up coming graphic novel! July 22🎉 📘📢PRE-ORDER HERE: shorturl.at/F7bEl #GraphicNovel #ComicArt #Storytelling #IndieComics #dungeonsanddragons #GraphicFiction #ComicBookCommunity #CreativeProcess #DungeonsAndDragons #DnD #TabletopGaming #TTRPG #DnD5e

I bake cookies for my family. The dough is premade, processed, easy. My daughter, my wife; they bite their cookies and smile. A homunculus dough boy loudly delights in this moment from my kitchen counter, uninvited. I poke his belly. He laughs. I scream.

@davekellett.bsky.social I don't suppose you saw someone stole your face to fight with Elon Musk?

It's out today! KRYPTO: THE LAST DOG OF KRYPTON is out today at a comic shoppe near you! Today, the writer of Dinosaur Comics has written... DOG COMICS