This would have been an entire episode of The West Wing, and it will be forgotten by next week because Trump will pardon the Minnesota Nosferatu over the weekend or something.

And tomorrow...

Have a nice listen to a little free insanity

the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

💦🕷️⛪RUDE TALES OF MAGIC⛪🕷️💦 Nethermurk Episode 28: HamsterX Dot Com

you know what? Let’s see… I bet SOME of y’all are ready for some GENTLE COMEDY

"Instead of Columbus, we should celebrate all Italian women for being so hot." this is a genuine thought I had this morning. I'm sharing it as an act of contrition. please do not get mad at me. please do not become passionately enraged with your fiery tempers and strike me with a heavily-ringed hand

Chris is right! As a result, you should definitely be mentally prepared to tell your retailer that you would like to reorder a copy of HECTOR PLASM: HUNT THE BIGFOOT #1, because they may not have any on the shelves

art vs. the artist? you're telling me!!!

We all deserve some new Hector Plasm

Gary Gerani and Earl Norem/Chet Xno, for Dinosaurs Attack! trading card set, 1988

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🎄😎🔥NICE TALES OF FRIENDSHIP🔥😎🎄 Episode 800: Christmas Comes but Once a Summer!

O Captain! My Captain!

【世界の旅】ジョージア🇬🇪ブドウ収穫祭

last night was so cool

Liberty Balboa is BACK

Rick Rietveld, for Maui and Sons, 1990

KID AUTHOR TIP: when writing a bio, read it out loud so you can imagine how excruciating it would be to hear someone else saying those exact words to an audience while you are standing right there

One of the most deranged and fun eps we've recorded

IT'S SEPTEMBER 2025!!!

sweet baby Linus Burden straight outta Nethermurk @rudetales.bsky.social

Reminder that I have a horror comic coming out next month that you can still pre-order Hector Plasm: Hunt the Bigfoot by me and Derek Hunter — ghosts, witches, cryptids, murder, secrets, all in one mystery

You should check out this thread...unless you think it might be too spooky for you

Simply the best slide I have ever seen in a powerpoint presentation care of @premeemohamed.com’s talk at @banffcentre.bsky.social re: Putting the Science in Science Fiction

Feel the DINO-MIGHT of Rex Power! Part alien, part dinosaur, all bounty hunter... and here to save the Earth! From @ramzeereads.bsky.social and @clordtc.bsky.social, Rex Power: Invasion of The Fear Bugs is available to pre-order now! 2000ad.com/news/pre-ord...

Read to the end of this one. Trust me.

Imagine if tomorrow the internet just stopped existing and you didn't have the latest Rude Tales downloaded 😢

Can’t wait to play Silksong and find out exactly how much my motor skills have been withered by seven years of aging

The Agents of S.U.I.T. are in SEW MUCH TROUBLE next spring -- and you can pre-order your copy of their upcoming adventure and get 25% off @BarnesandNoble right now if you join their free rewards program and use code PREORDER25 when you check out! bit.ly/4g40roO

New Pen Brings Fleeting Moment Of Satisfaction To Local Man https://theonion.com/new-pen-brings-fleeting-moment-of-satisfaction-to-local-1819564821/

The print edition of The Onion is the only good thing that comes in the mail.

Never Forget

Maybe the most literal instance of “no matter where you think this is going, it isn’t“ I have ever seen

Featuring the return of Dancin' @bransonreese.bsky.social art19.com/shows/rude-t...

Tim asked me "if there was a Light Eater image" for this post, like I just have those lying around. Anyway then I dropped everything for thirty minutes to make this in photoshop.

Been working on this show for almost two years now and it kicks ass. A dream come true to work on. Cullen is a genius. Also, somebody please buy his ten macbook pros, he's in a lot of trouble with some bad guys and needs money fast.

We would like your children to have something fun to read before they have to go back to school, so Agents of SUIT is only $2.99 until the end of August! us.macmillan.com/books/978125...

Dang I hope you are all ready for a HECTOR PLASMIC HALLOWEEN as Hector returns to reluctantly track a Sasquatch in HECTOR PLASM: HUNT THE BIGFOOT, coming from @imagecomics.com this October

Obsessed with this photo of Mr. Rogers that looks almost exactly like The Onion sickos guy.

In my experience there are three kinds of fantasy magic novels:

The extra secret unlockable Five Nights at Freddy's ending.

Re-posting this comic in wake of the new Fantastic Four movie

Finally the episode where Lemon becomes <REDACTED>