If the Strait be Hormuz, that war we will lose. If the Strait be Dire, that guitar is on fire.

Hell yeah, won my first run in Slay the Spire 2! 100% win ratio, gonna quit while I'm ahead.

Hell yeah, first victory against Chronos in Hades II!

We can afford to give Greenland $100K per person, but we don't have the budget to give ourselves healthcare?

Dispatch was an absolutely incredible game! Amazing and hilarious writing, terrific voice acting and animation, and fun gameplay. Beef is the best.

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

One of the unsung perks of being a homeowner is almost never having to break down cardboard boxes before recyling.

More like fart-ificial intelligence.

Do you think the Republicans heard someone say "Portland is lit" and that's why they think we're on fire?

I'm beyond excited to play Ghost of Yōtei, but I swear to god @suckerpunchprod.bsky.social , if you kill my horse again I'm gonna be real mad after I finish crying.

Saying AI is being used to monitor environmental changes is like saying blowtorches are being used to monitor house fires.

What a dumb, disappointing season finale for Doctor Who.

The story in Expedition 33 is destroying me. Really, Stone Wave Cliffs? Really?

The new The Wicked + The Divine Compendium is an absolute beast of a bargain! Clocking in at a whopping 6 lbs 2.5 oz for only $60, it's 20% more economical on a $/oz basis than the first trade ($10 for 13.1 oz.). It's also a fantastic comic. #WicDiv

With this Bring Me to Life trailer for Nightreign, Namco Bandai is really courting the Sully Sullenberger seal of approval. youtu.be/Ot6j_qqYQaM?...

RIP Peter David. I was too young to read his first run of X-Factor, but I loved what he did with Madrox being a private eye in the newer series.

two dates? no problem 😎

This Dedra/Syril/Eedy dinner party is the greatest Star Wars has ever been.

Time for the Narkina 5 arc of Andor! Storytelling at its finest.

I'm not sure how I feel about this new season of Doctor Who so far. Mr. Ring-a-Ding was suitably creepy, but the meta parts with the three "real life" fans was some corny-ass shit.

Hahaha, oh my god, is Blue Prince's name really just a pun? *chef's kiss*

Yo, Kingpin's gotta stop wearing white suits.

Kicking off an Andor rewatch before the new season starts.

What the fuck Doctor Who, you just start the season off with a robot nonchalantly killing a cat?

Daredevil Born Again has been wild, especially this week's, and I'm loving it. But I think they should have titled it The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Matt Murdock instead.

Happy Wet Day to all who celebrate! I'm looking forward to playing a rousing round of the board game Operation and really enjoying the Water on the Knee procedure. #WetDay #CBBWorld

Gonna have to change the name to Standard & Poorer's.

I honestly don't think that $450 for the Switch 2 is unreasonable. Expecting it to stay at $300, the same price as 8 years ago, is absurd. Especially since it's got so many more features than the OLED which is $350. $80 for digital games and $90 for physical is absolutely bonkers though.

After seeing further news about it, I rescind my statement of being 100% here for Duskbloods. I'm not interested in PvPvE nonsense.

Gonna watch Willow tonight in honor of Val Kilmer.

Overall, kinda disappointed with the Switch 2 direct. We have to pay for the tour game? Ridiculous. GameCube games are cool but just give us the dang Wii U Wind Waker remaster. I want to play that version, not the original. I am here 100% for Duskbloods though!

They really didn't give us the Switch 2 price? It's out in two months!

This Switch 2 announcement being at 6am tomorrow is real dumb. I'm still hoping they surprise us with the real name of Super Switch.

I can't wait to see what goofy shenanigans the present day Assassins are getting up to. #ACShadows

I'm in this fabric store, thinking about how much @rudetales.bsky.social 's Finger Dale would be losing his mind.

I love that Astro Bot is giving us a handful of free challenge levels every few months. It's so joyful to jump back into it, even for just an hour or two.

Me, sowing on March 9th at 7:45am: I love Daylight Savings Time! My dogs don't know it exists, so they slept in! Me, reaping on November 2nd at 4am: what the fuck

Holy shit, those first 15 minutes of Daredevil: Born Again are intense.

Gambit's OnlyFans name would be Lincoln Bayou.

More like Sacktrick Mahomes. Go Birds!

I haven't played Destiny in like two years, but the last DLCs are on a great sale, so I picked them up. Are Titans still throwing fire hammers?

No, the quality of Duolingo lessons hasn't gone down after their introduction of AI, what do you mean?

Unforced error not calling it Super Switch.

HBO recommended the Warcraft movie when I logged in, so I guess that's how I'm spending the rest of MY night.

@timplatt.bsky.social I get emails from Kay Jewelers sometimes, and now every time I do I hear "Every hiss begins with snake." This is not a complaint.

Wicked x Doctor Who: Defying Mavity

This Indiana Jones game really needs to let me open up two notes at once if they want me to keep solving all these cryptograms.

It's been a long time since a game brought me as much pure joy as Astro Bot does. Starting it to complete the few final speed challenges, I was absolutely delighted to see that they had put out a Winter Wonderland level! So much fun. Cooling fan, memory, GPU, SSD indeed.

Finished up the year by finally finishing Baldur's Gate 3. What a truly phenomenal game! I'm really glad I already had a strong D&D background going in, I think that let me appreciate it more. Tiefling Warlock Astoundo the Astonishing saved the day, then went to live with his girlfriend in hell.

I'm watching the 1978 Ralph Bakshi Lord of the Rings and all of this rotoscoping is wild. And while they obviously share the same source material and are going to be similar, I swear there are some shots that got directly lifted by the Peter Jackson ones. Oh, and Gimli is ridiculously too tall.