The ballroom, the arch… I have a PhD in Egyptology and I know a mortuary temple complex when I see one.

Prehistoric are you. And this is how you behave.

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Jennifer Vasquez Sura shared a message from her husband, Kilmar Abrego Garcia, to the crowd gathered at DC’s May Day rally.

I see we’re doing 90% of men have a Nazi phase again, but even if that was true, which it isn’t (non-white men exist), I have a lovely garbage can that’s for them, it’s named the 90% of men garbage can, the men fucking love it

TOAD WILL NOW DANCE, AND HE WILL BE WONDERFUL.

I do not want to subscribe to your emails. I do not want you to update me on the latest deals. I do not want you to integrate with my calendar or my Zoom meetings. I do not want to personalize my experience. I do not want a walkthrough of your product. I do not want to pay for a premium experience.

This is an absolutely wild correction from The Verge www.theverge.com/features/916...

fixed it

the under represented group is victorian vampire heiresses

I think there's only one explanation for why defense and the judge both seemingly sat mute throughout this circus. in a state sometimes referred to as "spellbound"

hey other law nerds: even if you think "pfft I've seen it all", i promise you, you have not seen this. read it and join us in just gawking aghast at some of the craziest prosecutorial fuckery you've ever seen, and i do not use that lightly

This jury apparently is familiar with the case of State v He Who Smelt It.

Your Honor how is the evidence going to show she controlled him with period witchcraft

I love that bats are 30% puppy faces, 30% weird little goblins, 30% eldritch horrors, and 10% all three at once. (📷: Merlin Tuttle, arranged by Bryan Bongey)

I continue to stand by my take that the best result here is a Platner victory in November followed by a brawl with Fetterman on the Senate floor that kills them both.

Thinking about baseball.

probably plant some grain, and then hang out

Happy "Hitler Killed Himself in a Bunker Day" to those who celebrate.

This is a cold civil war. There is no more territory to expand as a release valve, there’s no Kansas-Nebraska Acts and more Indians to force onto reservations; the only frontiers are inward and slave power is forcing its hand to tilt the scales while it still can.

Reform the Court doesn’t go far enough. Reform Congress for proportional representation. Reform the Presidency to get a popular election. Use this moment to dream big.

get in loser we're getting Reconstruction right this time

I want 13 new justices added and they all better be raging blue haired queers with tattoos

i don't think you can deliberately make art with any particular value with the "ai" tech but i think you can make found art out of the shit that already exists

future generations will look upon gen x'ers for banning cloves the same way all of us look at boomers for banning qualuudes

The little cat plays with a leaf. The wizard carefully checks that it's not a dangerous reagent, then returns it to the little cat.

look man i want to believe this too but this guy just makes shit up. you are not immune to slopaganda

you could give me ten thousand tries to hit a home run off paul skenes for 100 million and I am still taking the 50 grand

Billionaires say they’re building bunkers because the apocalypse is coming but really it’s because people fucking hate them

Ball room is a bipartisan preoccupation, as we know from recordings of LBJ's calls to his tailor

unrelenting

Always post like it's gonna be read back to you in court, which means make sure it's the funniest shit you can imagine an opposition lawyer having to ask you to explain

The fact the US Secret Service can't stop one dude Naruto running at the president means we definitely could have taken Area 51

Nothing happens even when everything happens. This is an era of boring insanity

I'm sorry but I think it's kind of funny that we've all reached "Yeah I guess someone tried to get him again whatever"

the highest gun ownership rate in the world and nobody can fucking aim

The only presidential assassination or serious attempt motivated by something recognizable as the president's mainstream, major party political opposition was Lincoln, if you debatably put it that way. Rest are either random crazies or else had fringe political motives (communist, anarchist, etc.)

But the Prince Prospero was happy and dauntless, and sagacious. When his dominions were half depopulated, he summoned to his presence a thousand hale and light-hearted friends from among the knights and dames of his court, and with these retired to the deep seclusion of one of his castellated abbeys

*Spins wheel* ex Mormon... *shakes magic 8 ball* pornstar doula *throws dart* former Tulsi staffer Motivated by *spins larger wheel* his Qatari data center getting bombed

this is a scary and overwhelming moment we're all living through together and in the interests of national unity I think what we need is to hear a LOT more about this dude with Kash Patel's girlfriend

this is the world Trump and the quislings at the WHCD have created. a lot of us didn't used to be like this.

This is all so fucking fake. Even if it's real, it's fake.

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he looks like a cartoon bird who repairs cars

The goal is not to take over spacex. The goal is to destroy spacex, wipe out its shareholders, employees, and customers, and cause an enormous deadweight loss to society. Even if it sets back space flight a decade or two, it is vastly preferrable to letting a Nazi control it.

They're just little guys. You can look at them for free and you can look at them up close if you pay for Bird Premium (binoculars or camera). They're just doing behaviors. They will never email you.

Wow this is incredible how come more people don't know about this??? 🪶 🐣

Much gets made of Alex Jones being completely out of his mind, but imo not enough gets made of him being brick fucking stupid