No but for real it's not even slightly an exaggeration to say this is Nazi propaganda

If you had told 3 months ago me that he'd be running 2 miles without stopping for breath today he would have kneed you in the taint

I'm getting tired of making these.

It's very easy to mistake an unwavering commitment to cruelty and exploitation for moral fortitude — the mirror image of something looks an awful lot like the thing itself

The way my general opinion of humanity is perfectly encapsulated by how people behave in the quiet car

Normal showers? Pete Hegseth doesn't mess with that beta cuck shit, he takes a

My in-laws saw Arlo Guthrie at the dump the other week and I was more than a little disappointed that he's putting trash in the right place now

Elton John voice: It seems to me / that you lived your life/ like a fuckin piece of shit

if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved

I keep wondering what the over/under is that one of these guys is an actual serial killer

Idk man, I see this shit and the only thing I can think is at least the Republicans are honest about being genocidal maniacs

It's bad enough that Porsche and Lamborghini make SUVs without the people who drive them being some of the biggest lunatics to ever get behind the wheel of a car

Oh so he's a *groyper* groyper

Po'boy, from the French Pot de Bois, a traditional hunter's stew served with a baguette

Girl, I am losing my mind

Am I gonna get put on a watchlist if I say Pepsi

So like, when do we stop ceding the descriptor "conservative" to these people? When do we get in the habit of asking them what exactly they're trying to "conserve" by burning everything to the ground?

You know, something I like to say to my students is "don't apologize, behave in a way you don't have to apologize for"

When you’re the paper of record and have definitely understood the franchise up until this point

Oh christ they're gonna make an AI clone of him aren't they

Me: why aren't I losing weight faster Wife: may I remind you... Me: I KNOW I ATE A CRONUT BURGER LAST NIGHT SHUSH

Find yourself a woman who will immediately start singing along when you make up a song about her having fed the cats to the tune of All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth called Everybody's Sleepy and It Smells Like Meat

Pronouncing Ralph Macchio the British way

The Man Who Mistook His [insert object here] for a Cat

Love it when the meal kit service I've been using for years gets bought by tech bros and instantly sails straight off a fucking cliff

So do we have any hard evidence that GRRM's contribution to Elden Ring was anything more than "idk here's a bunch of people with the same name and they're all fucking I guess, now leave me alone so I can not finish The Winds of Winter"

"Political violence" is a term that exists to suggest a moral distinction between "violence against politicians" and "violence by politicians" - so that one can be condemned while the other can be normalized. Obviously, no such distinction exists in reality: violence is violence.

Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.

Take it from some who teaches about drone strikes, “I shed no tear for that guy” and “this is bad, it shouldn’t have happened” can be normal reactions to have simultaneously. Opposition to political violence isn’t about personal sympathy for an individual target per se, it’s about society.

Will Stancil screaming, crying, throwing up

oh so now it's a crime to have friends? and write them little poems? wow. you people just hate male friendship. this is why there's a male loneliness epidemic

Amidst all the gaslighting and the thinking that maybe we're the crazy ones, it's weirdly refreshing to be reminded that he really and truly is just a hillock of radioactive sludge that vaguely resembles a man

It's pretty stiff competition but the idea that classical music's primary purpose is to be pretty and soothing might just be the most impoverished artistic philosophy in common circulation

Every image I've seen of Graham Linehan looks like an interpolated animation frame

"Science says I can't do the thing that I see in children's books because real life isn't Curious George, and now I'm mad at woke libs for breaking the image of the world I formed at 5 years old and never ventured beyond" truly is a core conservative belief

Yeah it's great that we're eradicating practices that devalue and demean the Christian faith, that's why my wife can't get a federal grant for the church where she's a pastor without signing a statement that she'll help the cops arrest immigrants and homeless people

@actualnames.bsky.social Farrell Hogg share.google/aGHtFie3HW05...

ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes! MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes

Important to remember that everyone involved in renaming the DoD to the Department of War is afraid to take the subway.

All respect to Link but I would have just been like Ganondorf more like GanonDork and he simply would have died of being owned

By this logic one wonders if the WP wouldn't rather they'd called it the Department of Killing People

The thing about Hideo Kojima is I'd be really into what he was trying to do pretty much across the board if it was written by somebody who wasn't high on their own farts and understood how tonal consistency contributes to storytelling

Look would you rather the policies that affect your everyday lives be based on hard data or purely on vibes, I think the choice is obvious

A lot of video-game publishers spend hundreds of millions of dollars chasing after "realistic graphics" and "massive open-worlds" when what players really want is just a shitload of weird little guys

Did you like the platforms you had to bounce off of by hitting them with your nail in HK1? No? Well what if you had to hit them at a 45° angle

Second impressions are it's really FUCKING hard

First impressions of Silksong are It Sure Is More Hollow Knight (TM) (complimentary)

Counterpoint: everybody should know how to read alto clef, it's fucking stupid that we need a ledger line to write "middle" C

The funny thing is that you can tell JB Pritzker's tailor actually likes him and Cruz's hates his fucking guts

Feels like they timed the Silksong release to exactly when I have to leave the house for my first day of school on purpose