So the person with KLAN for initials signs off with Make America Safe Again, or MASA for short. Fire all the writers!

Hey, not that anyone asked us, but we folks here on the ground in Minnesota don't give a rip that the agents terrorizing us will now wear body cams. We have enough footage of ourselves being brutalized and we'd really just like them to get out of here. It was a stupid ask and accomplishes nothing.

Downright Dickensian comeuppance for a historical villain

DHS said that the woman CBP shot in the chest in Portland was “involved” in a gang shooting. Her ~involvement~ was that suspected gang members sexually assaulted and robbed her.

"I meant to do that," De Blasio claimed, and then, to prove his point, continued dropping groundhogs until he left office in 2022.

I will read your book after you read the room.

Republicans love adding seats to state Supreme Courts! They've done it three times in recent years. This latest court-packing plan will shift Utah's high court far to the right and possibly flip rulings on abortion and gerrymandering. Democrats should take note that Rs have deemed this acceptable!

Elon Musk was itching to go to Epstein’s parties, and excited about all the ‘girls’ that would be there, *five years* after Epstein pleaded guilty to *procuring a child for prostitution*. What on earth did he think went on at these parties?

Who'd a thunk it?

Oregon man goes on rampage, stops multiple drivers at gunpoint to ask whether they’re citizens, shoots at several victims both while driving and while stationary, wrecks into a victim, then attempts to hijack the ambulance responding to the wreck. The a-MAGA-crats!

Incredible story

Six more years of winter, followed by six years of pestilence, and finally six years of darkness. Happy Groundhog Day!

Cinemas famously sell more tickets than they have seats for, must be a real thing that happened

Catherine O’Hara got her start in 1974 in the Toronto company of Chicago-based Second City. Two years, later she appeared on “SCTV,” a satiric show that influenced many aspiring comedians.

lol, as people in theaters do.

BREAKING: Georgia is suing to get their ballots back.

Accurate.

Divisions will be announced on Darwin Day February 12th & the full bracket drops on Feb 19th, but follow the official account @mmmletsgo.bsky.social for regular announcements and combatant clues. #2026MMM

In 2026 America, even the critters are polarized. #2026MMM patch.com/new-jersey/h...

High-Speed Internet Boom Hits Low-Tech Snag: a Labor Shortage https://news.slashdot.org/story/26/02/02/1510241/high-speed-internet-boom-hits-low-tech-snag-a-labor-shortage?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

Trump backers have an emotional need to think they own America and everyone else is renting. That blinds them to his coup attempt, his bribe-taking, his cover-up of child rape, his masked goons executing people in the street. The MAGA crowd is lost to us. Now we have to stop them from killing us.

Without identification there is no accountability. We are seeing the consequences of that over and over again in American communities, with officers engaging in violence, violations of rights, and even murder. We don’t do secret police in America — the masks must come off.

Happy #GroundhogDay to those stuck in the loop.

"Not cowed. Not backing down. Not submitting to tyranny." Believe it... we are going to win this fight.

Bright sunshiny day in the great metrowest suburban jungle. Groundhog saw his shadow. Then he saw mine. Then the screen went black.

They’re gonna need more buses. You know, to throw people under.

RIP Big Dummy.

Measles in concentration camps is the equivalent of smallpox blankets of earlier generations.

Bari Weiss darling CBS's Peter Attia skipped out on visiting his baby son in the ICU so he could meet with Jeffrey Epstein. How many times are we going to discover something about someone in conservative circles and think, "That would never make it out of a writers' room. It's too over-the-top."

He's looting the U.S. Treasury, people. Most crooked dictators find covert ways to get rich. Trump intends to simply order his government to transfer money into his bank account.

The irony of my child’s sign they were so proud to bring this afternoon.

A Minneapolis knitting shop has resurrected the design of a Norwegian cap worn to protest Nazi occupation. Its owner says the money raised from hat pattern sales will support the local immigrant community. n.pr/4thWiUr

Trump’s Profiteering Hits $4 Billion www.newyorker.com/news/a-repor...

🧵🧵🧵 "Melania" reviews 🧵🧵🧵 The Wrap: “A tedious, criminally shallow propaganda puff piece … a shameful cinematic suck-up masquerading as a real documentary.”

Bruce Springsteen performs his new protest song "Streets of Minneapolis" at the First Avenue club in Minneapolis.

They’re coming for your daughters.

I am not sure if @theonion.com is satire or not anymore.

Heroes.

🧵🧵🧵 I'll be collecting reviews of the "Melania" movie in this thread. 🧵🧵🧵 Variety: "A Cheeseball Infomercial of Staggering Inertia"

Aaaaaaand there it is. bsky.app/profile/atru...

Oprah is deservedly honored for her many good deeds. But Dr. Oz could wipe out all that good by causing widespread pain and costing lives through willful, unscientific, sensationalistic ignorance. Oprah needs to speak out against this dangerous fraud, her most deadly legacy.

2/ Here's one possibility: They'll "investigate" & let the public temperature on this go down. Then they'll find Pretti was, in Trump's words, an insurrectionist & the shooting was justified. That's not true, but they won't care & they control the timing & the investigation.

For #FlyDay, in fairly heavy fog, I saw this female Belted Kingfisher come up from an unsuccessful dive and fly to a closer-to-me perch. #birds #photography #PhotographersUnited #EastCoastKin

I get tired of saying it, but I’ll say it again: the nature of oppression in America is that they workshop it first on Black, Latino, Asian & Native people. But it is always, in the end, coming for everyone.

MAGA people lining up wanting the taxpayers to give them money. Trump wants $10 billion. Lindsey wants $1 million. J6ers want money. Farmers want money. Of course CEOs want their contracts, subsidies & tariff waivers. It’s griftapalooza at taxpayer expense for the gangsters.

The child rapist is trying to Helter-Skelter his way out of the Epstein files. He's not.

The timeline is painfully obvious: They couldn’t spin Alex Pretti’s murder in Minneapolis, so they raided Fulton County & arrested 4 Black Americans last night as scapegoat distractions because they knew the #EpsteinFiles dump was coming today 🤬

It's hard to grasp how large this grouper is until you see it in comparison to the ship's toilet on the left. This appears to be an Atlantic goliath grouper or 'itajara' (Epinephelus itajara). They can reach 800 lbs (350 kg) & 8 feet long (2.5 m) Let's talk about these gentle giants.

Camps. They’re camps. Not the fun kind.