We all have to post as hard as possible about Lindsey Graham's death so we can see who wins by getting cited in an article in the Atlantic about how Bluesky is destroying the fabric of American politics next week.

Just spoke to Lindsay Graham on the phone for 20 minutes. There’s been a huge misunderstanding.

i did it again

We should ban AI data centers, but let's also take at least five to ten million cars off of US roadways.

i started watching she-ra to learn about the power of lesbianism to save the universe and on the same day lindsay graham died. this is a sign.

i do love tho how whenever something bad happens on this website, a whole bunch of people who have nothing to do with the situation and no knowledge of facts on the ground come out of the woodwork to say “and that’s why i’ve been trying to tell you katie tightpussy is evil”

“Brief and sudden illness”

they’ve been passing the video from the Ring around the Senate

Lindsey Graham is having a 20-minute conversation right now with Mitch McConnell

Lindsay Graham's last words were "damn, explosive diarrhea's got hands"

If I were Lindsay Graham I simply would not have passed away

It is genuinely so incredibly funny that we’re all waiting around for the news about Mitch and this motherfucker keels over instead lmao

I just spoke to Mitch for 20 minutes and he told me the government kirked Graham so we’d stop asking about his health

it rocks that Lindsey Graham lived to see the US lose a war with Iran and then immediately died lmao

there's no fucking way. was i cumming while lindsey graham was dying?! HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING

lindsey graham didn’t want mitch to go alone 💚

Can’t believe he died just to distract us from Mitch

I was looking through old photos and found this Accidental Renaissance Painting of the cats

One thing you can definitely say about Lindsay Graham is that he was, at one point, alive

VAXXED????

Okay I’m getting the news alerts about Graham can all the major news outlets actually post the articles on here so I can share them How do they not just have it set up to auto post here

Taco Bell has removed several items from menus in certain places to prevent the spread of the diarrhea parasite. Taco Bell is doing more than our government. So that’s how well things are going.

congrats tom holland on her transition

it took my roommate and i roughly 16 months of living here to realize that there are actually two of them

I called mitch mcconnell this morning for our daily horoscope check in and he didn’t say anything bc he’s dead

like, until you personally witness the abuse or the abused talks out the whole reason stuff is insidious is nobody gonna know most of the time. so it's really not helping anyone who finally does come out about abuse to casually act like it shoulda been known before getting into that situation

a common criminal, anti-piracy ad, excerpt (1987) archive.org/details/nibb...

Pokemon - Season 1 Episode 79 - The Fourth Round Rumble Frame 1052/2300 Timestamp: 00:10:26.842

Finally realized why Mr. Beast's smile is so familiar. He smiles like the guy on the cover of the Camp Jellyjam Goosebumps book

Does that parasite that’s going around rn just cause rough diarrhea or is it worse than that Cause I still want to eat a copious amount of fresh fruit and will accept the trade off lol

Just spoke to Mitch McConnell. He said to keep roasting him

Why did this account decide to turn off replies for every single post now, starting with this post wtf happened

Ro Khanna: “I saw the arrogance in the eyes of the Settlers. 21 & 22 year olds with guns, laughing that they’d detained us. The arrogance of those IDF soldiers... It is the arrogance of power. Of a power that has had no accountability. Total impunity. And it’s created a toxic culture of oppression.”

fine whatever taco bell can be the government now who cares

solomon rpg marketing be wild

seeing tokyo godfathers reference footage that they shot for the animators and satoshi kon himself is the reference model for hana. He looks so happy doing it too

Reminded again that I am the kind of idiot who buys a book which sounds interesting, doesn’t get round to reading it and forgets he bought it, then hears about it again and buys it again.

#birdbot

you do not, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to the Ishtar rape cult bitch

Common Whitethroat at Ballycotton, early on a summer's morning #Birds

why is it uptown if up towns down down town and down town is up from up town?

earlier when i was climbing, a guy immediately did a route i attempted after i failed to complete it. when he dropped down i said "ohhhh i see what i missed. i forgot to go up" and he looked at me like i was a dog with three heads before walking away. Like damn brother alright

A short comic about Lenny #TheSimpsons #comics