The roundest! :3

“growth strategy: punching ourselves in the collective dick” - bsky

Would sure love to know why these 2 statements that could actually be considered derogatory are somehow less severe and less strikes than the posts that have just straightforwardly stated a fact

I have been banned from Bluesky for posting a picture of soup and saying I am "that bisque bitch". My sincerest apologies go out to everyone I hurt, and it is with deep contrition I pledge going forward to follow the Bluesky Community Guidelines or forfeit my life to the moderator's blade.

Day 731

Dark sphere hanging in the sky just before sunset.

happy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time

I've always loved this performance because he plays it completely genuinely. he knows the choreography, his costume is tailored and well suited to his body, the entire vibe is silly and celebratory instead of showing quiet distaste for what he's doing, as a lot of men would

Sighted a bright white circular object move across the sky just north of the Moon.

🤷

If you haven't seen this, it says a whole lot about moderation decisions on this website.

the bluesky Purge of all the best posters has now reached its conclusion. if you are still able to see this, i have terrible news for you

If you see this, post a monster!

This guy loves life

My ex's aunt is fostering this cutie and apparently he came with the bear because he's so attached to it. 😭

Garf Garf Binks I guess

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He's annoyed I won't let him drink my coffee

Dream House #experimentalanimation #videoart

nature is beautiful

truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind

Teethbrush

good schmorning

It truly is ridiculously funny that somehow Ted Cruz handled the 9/11 porn incident better than *gestures around* all of this

When tf did it become 2AM

#marten #mustelid

this is the reply he sent to moderation, so we shall see 👀

Started scanning some paintings I made for one of my classes! Maybe I'll post them.

handing the bank teller a note that says it's my birthday

Hey it’s your boy, Ripperoni, and I’m taking on the Ultimate Shield challenge!

Its like if Ted Cruz started a public hearing about that one time he liked step-mother porn on 9/11, and dragged in every twitter user who made fun of him.

hey Steyer-heads, Tomaniacs, Steyernauts, Tom Steyer's Strongest Soldiers, Tom Steyer's Rainbow Six, Tommy's Crew, Friends of the Good Billionaire™️, and Stey-Guys!

That’s why things won’t improve. People been defending them since day 1. Regardless of antiblackness. Regardless of homophobia. Regardless of transphobia. Like lmao. The enablement since day 1 molded what’s now

Mama was feeling photogenic this evening. 🦉🪶

tom you have 200 followers and only a few more weeks before the election. write me a check and i will put you on the bsky map.

If you thought elaborately faking being good at videogames to impress a bunch of manchildren was embarrassing, consider elaborately faking that your mother loves you.

like this?

using a burst of adrenaline to lift a car off my child and place it on your child

Medieval Reliquary in the Shape of a Three-Legged Fish, from Germany, 900 CE created as a vessel for the relics of Mary Magdalene (Hella funny it looks like the darwin fish)

when you are in charge of trust and safety at bluesky dot app:

I Do Not Believe that Steyer will actually arrest ICE "all the way up to Stephen Miller" but at least he's fucking saying he will and I'd LOVE to be wrong about it in the end!

your post was classified as a serious boo boo, adding four goofs to your account, which elevates your permanent record to a gold bungle. we're putting you in the no no zone for a week

incredibly funny that this bullshit trust and safety team is going to Streisand Effect themselves into everyone knowing about this restore @cara.city you miserable babies