new update to MAPQVEST

This is unbelievable. I got suspended by bluesky just for quoting the lyrics of the Beatles’ “I Want to Hold Your Hand” and changing “hold your hand” to “stab you with a big knife”

"Splungee," Etienne Cap. youtu.be/6H8BhJR51WI?...

"a mental object ie mobject"

Another banner week for the NYT

They’re calling her Megyn R. Kelly on TikTok

that's so weird like there wasn't a big interest in an inconvenience store

Epsteins actual financial advice must have been like “u ned 2 itimize ur diductshins”

‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation

"Cold Witness to a Sky Crash" is "An Inquest Concerning Teeth"-level in terms of Disquieting Titles

All the October data will remain a wonderful secret.

Dropping this the week of some more Epstein news is bananas.

getting really apparent that the entire "anti-woke" moment was all about protecting rich pedophiles from consequences

hey @illumi.meme u know what?

Chris Hayes is important because he’s the rare example of someone prominent enough in news media to have had a show for years, who also has a normal person’s reaction to how weird and fucked up the hyper-elite subculture is.

FROM: [email protected] TO: [email protected] SUBJECT: re: can you print these pictures of donald trump with underage women hello jeffrey my friend. no for some reason

damn, yessir, that gyre sure is a-widenin'. wonder what that falcon is doin' up there

We gotta have a clear term for people so cynical they become gullible.

I think $DJTBP would be a fun alt metric to follow

Just sent this to Chuck Schumer. Fingers crossed!

No one will ever sum up Bari Weiss's career more succinctly than "what's the point of standards"

This is easy to mock but the general electorate has been the shocked_pikachu.jpg too many times for me to think they have object permanence.

We really needed that brainstorming session. Got about two inches of brainrain.

Imagine if Ernest Hemingway spent his final years writing mean public telegrams about Howard Hughes we are fortunate enough to be living through that

Joyce Carol Owns

We might be getting some kind of single payer system sooner than anyone anticipated, this is going to get obliterated on contact with reality

excuse me I have been actively soliciting Edmund Fitzgerald memes for years

EPA To Monarch Butterflies: ‘Count Your Fucking Days’ https://theonion.com/epa-to-monarch-butterflies-count-your-fucking-days/

Dealer: alright everyone ante up Chuck Schumer: I fold Dealer: … we haven’t even dealt the hand yet Chuck Schumer: I 👏 fold 👏

Honestly, I do think it’ll have to be a governor on the ticket in 2028 because earned or not, everyone in Congress will have loser energy vibes as an unavoidable side effect of being in the minority under Trump.

I'm not sure if it was you or someone else who noted that the GOP is in zugzwang - sure, the Dems capitulating isn't good for *them*, but the Republicans have no good moves at all.

I fixed the title

I'm both angry and optimistic

Senate Democrats are like “with your donation of $25 or more, we will help Donald Trump kill you”

Had Schumer been replaced after the spring fiasco you wonder if the result would have been different. He is not a wartime consigliere

The thing about "rotating villain theory" for me is I think every sitting Democrat should face a primary anyway

The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it. Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.