Dr. Bort
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Former biophysicist; current biotech consultant. Grew up in a library, but also in the woods.
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Costa Samaras
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new update to MAPQVEST
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
about 12 hours ago
This is unbelievable. I got suspended by bluesky just for quoting the lyrics of the Beatles’ “I Want to Hold Your Hand” and changing “hold your hand” to “stab you with a big knife”
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Jessica Ritchey
about 18 hours ago
"Splungee," Etienne Cap.
youtu.be/6H8BhJR51WI?...
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Etienne Cap – Splungee
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https://youtu.be/6H8BhJR51WI?si=CHqrJVBjw-VL3rs1
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Zack Beauchamp
about 18 hours ago
"a mental object ie mobject"
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Daniel Gilmore
about 18 hours ago
Another banner week for the NYT
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Jesse Hawken
about 21 hours ago
They’re calling her Megyn R. Kelly on TikTok
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Asher Perlman
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Chris DeLeon Ⓥ DevPods.gg gamedev community
2 days ago
that's so weird like there wasn't a big interest in an inconvenience store
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Chris Wade
1 day ago
Epsteins actual financial advice must have been like “u ned 2 itimize ur diductshins”
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The Onion
1 day ago
‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
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‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
WASHINGTON—Responding to recent revelations suggesting the prominent economist was a close associate of the late child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, a devastated nation reportedly joined together to...
https://theonion.com/no-not-larry-summers-wails-devastated-nation/
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"Cold Witness to a Sky Crash" is "An Inquest Concerning Teeth"-level in terms of Disquieting Titles
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸
1 day ago
All the October data will remain a wonderful secret.
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Sharon
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Doghouse Reilly
1 day ago
Dropping this the week of some more Epstein news is bananas.
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Ernest Penfold
2 days ago
getting really apparent that the entire "anti-woke" moment was all about protecting rich pedophiles from consequences
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✨brit✨
8 months ago
hey
@illumi.meme
u know what?
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Emma the Sewer Socialist
2 days ago
Chris Hayes is important because he’s the rare example of someone prominent enough in news media to have had a show for years, who also has a normal person’s reaction to how weird and fucked up the hyper-elite subculture is.
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Todd Alcott
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Ben Rosen
3 days ago
FROM:
[email protected]
TO:
[email protected]
SUBJECT: re: can you print these pictures of donald trump with underage women hello jeffrey my friend. no for some reason
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happy little boltzmann brain
3 days ago
damn, yessir, that gyre sure is a-widenin'. wonder what that falcon is doin' up there
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Adam Serwer
3 days ago
We gotta have a clear term for people so cynical they become gullible.
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I think $DJTBP would be a fun alt metric to follow
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Coach Finstock
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Sooz Kempner
4 days ago
Just sent this to Chuck Schumer. Fingers crossed!
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Michael Hobbes
4 days ago
No one will ever sum up Bari Weiss's career more succinctly than "what's the point of standards"
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Aubrey Gilleran
4 days ago
This is easy to mock but the general electorate has been the shocked_pikachu.jpg too many times for me to think they have object permanence.
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weeder
4 days ago
We really needed that brainstorming session. Got about two inches of brainrain.
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Nick Brumfield
4 days ago
Imagine if Ernest Hemingway spent his final years writing mean public telegrams about Howard Hughes we are fortunate enough to be living through that
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Sacrifice! At the Harvest Festival
4 days ago
Joyce Carol Owns
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We might be getting some kind of single payer system sooner than anyone anticipated, this is going to get obliterated on contact with reality
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Comics Covers
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Faine Greenwood
7 months ago
excuse me I have been actively soliciting Edmund Fitzgerald memes for years
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The Onion
5 days ago
EPA To Monarch Butterflies: ‘Count Your Fucking Days’
https://theonion.com/epa-to-monarch-butterflies-count-your-fucking-days/
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Evan Greer
6 days ago
Dealer: alright everyone ante up Chuck Schumer: I fold Dealer: … we haven’t even dealt the hand yet Chuck Schumer: I 👏 fold 👏
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Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty
5 days ago
Honestly, I do think it’ll have to be a governor on the ticket in 2028 because earned or not, everyone in Congress will have loser energy vibes as an unavoidable side effect of being in the minority under Trump.
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rattatatouille
5 days ago
I'm not sure if it was you or someone else who noted that the GOP is in zugzwang - sure, the Dems capitulating isn't good for *them*, but the Republicans have no good moves at all.
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Jen Gentleman
6 days ago
I fixed the title
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LOWρUF🐸 🇵🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦🇲🇽
5 days ago
I'm both angry and optimistic
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Crystal Fleming クリスタル
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born miserable
5 days ago
Senate Democrats are like “with your donation of $25 or more, we will help Donald Trump kill you”
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Jen Rubin
5 days ago
Had Schumer been replaced after the spring fiasco you wonder if the result would have been different. He is not a wartime consigliere
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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST
5 days ago
The thing about "rotating villain theory" for me is I think every sitting Democrat should face a primary anyway
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Max Kennerly
5 days ago
The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it. Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
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