the green party??? more like the red party if you ask me

REVIEW | Melania Trump is a scowling void of pure nothingness in her ghastly film

buying The Special One on temu

I saw the rain dirty valley you saw Brigadoon I saw the croissant you saw the whole of Sassoon #NationalCroissantDay

yer da prints out his pdf gig tickets and puts them in a poly pocket

[groove armada voice]

Now, mark.

You Won't BELIEVE How It Happened

Absolutely incredible sequence from CNN. "Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."

Scientists should invent a Good Day clock that counts down to everything being fine

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

HT @brianbutterfield.bsky.social

for me it was the fact that the author is one of the main driving forces behind the global movement to kill my trans friends and erase their existence hope that helps

And here again is my favourite ever Batman poem...

the septics are doing american exceptionalism about resisting fascism. lol

Nothing can prepare your soul for the first image ever transmitted onto a television

After Suella Braverman's defection, 12.5% of Reform UK MPs have been photographed stepping on a guide dog

la grande mort

commiserations to non-Dutch speakers, who will never know what this is about

listen to @bloodwork.show

look, the right wing's fever dream of the left is simply not true. no elected official no matter what their political persuasion is gong to go on TV and urge their constituents to read some hot man-on-man smut [aide whispers in my ear] wait what

you’ll never guess what this was in reply to

load bearing tweet for a settler colonial society

the early disciples chatting shit after a few beers:

gordon ramesses: it's fucking Ra!!!

me watching tennis/an interview with a prince/politics [delete as applicable]

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

You're watching BBC Scotland.

This is an excellent analogy, because my recollection from grade school is that the pen on the right looks fun and exciting, and then you play with it for a few minutes and realize it's not actually useful for anything and in fact makes some tasks more cumbersome, and never think about it again.

when they say le carré wrote about dying empire this is what they mean

every little thing she does is tragic. sad!

What a headline, an amazing summary

when my wife sends me to morrisons for custard:

had a lovely time at the new community sauna up the road. sauna-pilled. heatmaxxing. thoroughly plunged. already booked in again for next week

Netflix videos could be about to turn the other way up

sonic the hegemon. is that anything

australia: our review in to gender-affirming care found the complete opposite of the cass review labour: pfft australia: we are banning under-16s from social media based on no evidence at all labour: sounds amazing notice how in both cases labour have gone with the option that harms lgbt+ kids

"Kate, you should use AI to handle your terrible email inbox!" Microsoft Copilot: "Sorry, it looks like I can’t respond to this. Let’s try a different topic. Suggestions: Write a rap song. Show me some cool facts. Teach me a new word!"

well, sort of german. if we’re being kind

what

For the Brits in particular to be trying to bigtime us when all the political headlines over there are like "Farage defends his school's Slurs Faire as a harmless tradition" and "Starmer says Labour can bring back the sport of Jamaican-hunting more cost effectively than Reform"

Yesterday it was cows using tools, today its penguins using satellite imagery.

remember: trump is doing all this to distract you from Ilkeston's 'NatWest hole' www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...