on reflection I don’t care that I nuked my account and all my own tweets but I do sort of wish I’d saved my bookmarks

Jonathan the Tortoise is still alive you sick fucks

well it’s certainly not greek is it

lol no

please president trump my highly enriched uranium yearns for freedom

Look the French figured out pretty early that in order to turn a monsieur into a madame all you need is to crack an egg

Is there a term for this www.nytimes.com/2026/04/01/w...

watching andor, the show I assume is about logic gates

how did he know???

I guess some of us *are* rats

he did try to warn us

joani reid walking around her constituency

Finally

to clarify - two distinct security scandals for Joani Reid breaking on the same day in different papers. possibly the funniest series of events in British politics since Owen Smith (everything to do with him) x.com/AVMikhailova...

we were meant to get a bedroom carpet fitted yesterday but it was cut too small so we may now have another ten days with furniture strewn throughout the house. lol

learning how saturation divers pass the time from my instagram reel suggestions

1984 Fiat Gobi by Carrozzeria Maggiora. #weirdcarbs

it me talking about that thing I do

it me talking about that thing I do

economics doesn’t exist but it definitely can hurt you

britain’s favourite postman has changed his name and emigrated to dubai. he’s an ex-pat now

zombie filler, qu'est-ce que c'est? fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, far better run, run, run, run, run, run, run away

"Tankies" are people who still support the Labour Party despite them tanking in the polls. 😏

starship troopers [1997]

Brianna Ghey wasn't killed by someone she met online. The people she met online loved and treasured her. She was killed by her actual, real-life, classmates, who hated her for being trans.

standard american driving itinerary

a lovely evening at @glasgowfilmtheatre.bsky.social. what a picture!

Stop the hunt for "which broadcaster influenced Alan Partridge the most?" The question is settled.

this guy plus a whiteout today. ngmi

There's a word for this

singing this to the tune of girls on film

cringe is an opp tbh. if they can get you to cringe at the earnestness of people who are on your side guess who benefits

Good to see Noam Chomsky still getting out at his age

CENTCOM told me Iran keeps hitting their high-value assets so I asked how many they have and they said they just go to the Pentagon and get new ones afterwards so I said it sounds like they're just feeding high-value assets to the Iranians and then INDOPACOM started crying

I will never apologize for a post

Paused MAD MEN while Ted Chaough’s partner was in the hospital and the HBO Max interstitial ad made it look like his dying wish was for a Whopper.

No sign of Charlie Kirk at CPAC so far

laws of England are considered as inapplicable

Have taken to using the right hand ctrl on my keyboard for ctrl-alt-delete

is it because it’s absolute dogshit or

Happy birthday to the Washington Metro, which opened 50 years ago today with service on 4.6 mi of Red Line between Rhode Is. Ave & Farragut N. System now serves 130 mi. The DC Metro shows that, with good planning & enough investment, the public sector can succeed & build something extraordinary.

“The X Files has always been Indian!” “Mulder and Scully?” “No! Malik and Sharma!” “No!” “Think about it, ya! He works for the government, he’s always worrying about his sister, his hair sticks up at the front and his best friend is a doctor. How much more Indian can you get for heaven’s sake?”

difficult not to see this from the cat sitters as the best photo of bridget ever taken

your sons and daughters died in the heroic effort to recover those sunk costs

[extremely dad voice] ok what’s everyone else eating?

you: irish goodbye me: taking the rat taxi 😎