Awful news that Kaleb Horton died. A talented writer who in another time would've been getting $5 a word with an expense account. Read his skilled filleting of the Entourage movie web.archive.org/web/20150605...

RIP Kaleb Horton kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/

why are you, as a man, giving another man your id card for inspection?

see that starmer x post ‘I know you’re worried about illegal immigration’. no, I’m not. nobody is, except racists. it’s a post calculated specifically, deliberately to appeal to racists.

the station hall at the @railwaymuseum.bsky.social reopens this weekend and I’m in york

lol

the political policy cure for “male loneliness” is - more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week) - more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages) - more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)

Concerning

petition to have a loud carriage on the train where everyone can play their silly little internet videos at each other and leave the rest of us alone

lmao

some schoolkids told me I’d dropped my brit card and I turned round and checked the pavement 😔

"please rate your package delivery" i mean ill click the smiley face because i assume it impacts the poor bastard who delivered it but i must impress upon you that forcing both him and i into this situation is an act of utter inhumanity and furthermore that god frowns upon your deeds

my daughter really captured my essence in this portrait of me “at work”

this would fix me

Scottish Secretary Douglas Alexander and Scottish Labour Councillor Jane Meagher at the Granton Gasholder 𝘐𝘔𝘈𝘎𝘌: 𝘕𝘦𝘸𝘴𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵

The fun thing about not having locked down replies quite fast enough the only seven replies are calling their decision to back a bigot shit lmao

Oh Tony Blair's think tank says that, do they?

These very true words from Steve Hely have given me tremendous comfort over the years.

A taxi driver told me that he’s seen Reform members bum swans

CHOTINER: Just once I wanted someone to interview *me* DOCTOR: Oh I know just the person, the interviewer Issac Chotiner is in town, I have his phone number right here CHOTINER: (sobbing) but doctor, I *am* Chotiner

Peter Thiel giving lectures about the antichrist is just another illustration of the fact that the most dangerous thing about billionaires is that they exist in a world where nobody tells them their stupid ideas are stupid and are therefore prone to inflict their stupid ideas on all of us.

BREAKING: Florida cop treated for autism after exposure to tylenol during traffic stop

Chotiner: You've written a lot about the band Weezer over the years. Me: That's right. Chotiner: And The Blue Album is their best work as you've said. Me: 100%. Always has been. Chotiner: In 1996 in a letter to your high school girlfriend you wrote... Me: Can we go off the record real quick?

CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called? ME: Slay the Spire. CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer? ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours. CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them? ME: Now hold on a second,

this is the most chotinered a chotiner interview has ever chotinered

when the interview goes well: www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a...

Experimental post: The Inevitable March of Time From the moment of this post, Super Mario Bros. is now closer to World War II than it is to the present day.

welcome to the chinese century

it’s like 10,000 goons when all you need is a wife

Why would a man who follows Jenny Lindsay and Susan Dalgety on X write a hatchet job about a vulnerable young woman who's often targeted by transphobes for a virulently anti-trans newspaper that's being gleefully shared by bigots? Maybe we'll never know.

You’ll be shocked to learn that all the people Nick Robinson mentions here as involved in UK “free speech controversies” are on or adjacent to the far right- Connelly, Linehan, T Robinson, Musk- as are most of the politicians cited, and that he ends with a plea to listen to both sides

My man David Byrne released a new album this month

me to my wife .04 seconds after reading a wikipedia page

today in wikipedia sentences that are alarming if you don't know which article they're from:

UHHHHH

go birds lol

The strange duality of man

a throbbing economy

You guys, so many Romance girlies are reading "On Tyranny" that they've broken the Goodreads recommendations algorithm. 10/10; no notes. #romancelandia

The Uncertainty of the Poet, by Giorgio de Chirico, 1913

Glasgow always outnumbers racists and I’ve never been prouder of my city 🥹

Fash overwhelmed by anti-fascists in Glasgow. As always, we're joyful, singing ABBA and chanting, and the fascists are just standing gloomily, not even bothering to chant or sing.

lately when i’m feeling hopeless i just think of the Katamari cat wearing scuba gear. if she can survive in an inhospitable environment then so can i

It's Friday night, and you know what that means! Time to put on a horse costume and stand motionless in my neighbor's garden for 6 hours

A father and his son are in a car accident. The man is killed instantly and the son is rushed to the hospital. The surgeon stops and says “I can’t operate on this patient he’s my… [fully cups patients crotch] son”. How is this possible?