The amount of back-channel money that the White House is going to have to pay Iran to make it look like the war is not a complete loss is going to be astounding.

add food to a movie: CROISSANT OF A WOMAN THE LAST EMPANADA THE BIG CHILI THE THIN RED LINE OF FROSTING GOOD NIGHT AND GOOD POT LUCK FIVE GREASY PIECES M*A*S*H* (P*O*T*A*T*O*E*S*) THE MAN WHO WOULD BE CHICKEN A LA KING

It would be a smaller list to just list everyone who is not on the list.

Add a food to a movie title. Dr. Mountain Doolittle

Pluralize a movie: Those

The New York Times deleted Trump’s “open the fuckin’ strait” line to make him look less insane Their write-up falsely says his post says only “Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!!” and “Praise be to Allah”

Rainy day so took a moment to create a feed of my photos from being outside

Sir, a second bird is at the feeder

Heard through the ceiling of my apartment tonight: (cat wailing) Person: No!! (cat wails some more) Person: You do not want that! Spit it out! (even louder wailing) Person: That is a potato! You are an obligate carnivore!! #ahcats #lifeinapartments

No Easter dinner this year but I’m still going to pretend that I feel sad and alone

For those thinking of getting a bunny for Easter remember they start small but will soon chonk into monsters that never stop poopin’.

One day, "It" will happen, by which I mean sudden and unexpected news that you want to celebrate. In such cases, you will want the right outfit. 🧵

Someone on Instagram asked (disingenuously, I suspect) why videos from space don't show Earth "spinning at 1000 miles per hour." At first glance, sounds like you should see that! But: 1. To see the spinning accurately, you'd have to be not drifting with respect to Earth, & that's hard to set up 1/2

A lot of MAGA voters voted for Trump because they thought it meant US tax dollars would be spent on infrastructure and the other things the nation needs, not on an unnecessary war, yet they continue to defend him, because they can't admit why they really voted for him.

The next tipping point in the energy transition is approaching. Overall, solar has already been cheaper than fossil power for a while, but upfront costs used to be higher. That's no longer the case. Solar is now competitive upfront AND has vastly lower operating costs (no fuel).

there are three genders

I’m about to book a trip to NYC and I will do it with the same bus company if it will save Bluesky

Can you imagine how many people approved it before publishing? Shameful.

There were several questions where I wanted to pick multiple answers and I picked the one that was at least slightly more correct even though the others were also correct. For reference I'm born and raised American with born and raised American parents.

Well, well, CATHOLICS. The Trump regime has spoken. CATHOLICS NOT WELCOME. We’re back to not including Catholics as Christians, huh? Wonder what JD VANCE thinks about this. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

More context on this #Artemis II image: * This is the night side, lit by moonlight. You can see city lights in Spain & Portugal, & a sliver of day at lower right * The Sun is entirely behind Earth, which makes it a kind of solar eclipse, but w/ Earth doing the eclipsing instead of the Moon: ☀️🌍🚀🌕

US-Israel carried out a terrorist attack on the civilian B1 bridge in Karaj, Iran, killing 8 people and severely wounding 100 others. US-Israeli forces then waited for an hour for civilian emergency responders and rescue teams to show up then struck them again to maximize casualties.

follow up: what's the funniest (either intentionally or not) bsky post?

I don't smoke weed. I go to dispensaries for the people watching. My local spot has all of the characters of a Wes Anderson movie: A posh butler, Hipsters budtenders in velvet vests, A tennis pro that had an affair with a soccer mom, Twins with matching red tracksuits, A soccer mom, Bill Murray

Recently, people have been sharing their favorite old tweets from the bad site and while it’s a lot of fun to see some old bangers, I thought, “Hey what about some recent Bluesky bangers?” So, here are some of my faves. www.gojeffgo.com/best-of-blue...

I don’t think his personal life is any of my business

Not Tradition, Just Marketing - Part 2

Reminder that the moon that orbits the Earth has a name in English and that name is the Moon. There are lots of nicknames and names in other languages (Luna, for instance) but technically in English it is just the Moon. The concept of a moon is uncapitalized; our moon is the Moon.

Pam Bondi has been removed as Attorney General. Todd Blanche, Trump’s personal attorney, who met with Ghislaine Maxwell while she was in prison and previously blocked the release of names of Epstein’s co-conspirators in a DEA investigation, has been appointed interim Attorney General. #OpDeathEaters

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, also shame on you. Trust me, you’ve never encountered this level of naïveté before, I can keep this up all fucking day.

OK for fun: top funniest tweet ever? I am torn between "moon's haunted" and "Denise I was at your wedding."

I like it how you can see the time when Trump's speech occured

most helpful summary www.nytimes.com/live/2026/04...

how the fuck is this possible

To catch you up: today Trump demanded a reconciliation bill on his desk by June 1st. Trump and Republicans will be pushing for 3 wars in this bill: 1. Iran war funding 2. A war on our communities through ICE funding 3. A war on our health, food, housing through service cuts to pay for the first two

Hey did everyone see Clavicular get his ass beat after he challenged a cancer survivor leftist to a jujitsu match, who said as he was choking him out ‘this is for all the bullshit I gotta watch on my fucking feed’… we need more of this not more podcasts

citizensinternational.com/75-countries... But all MAGA kool-aiders will believe and repeat it just because he said it 😂

I worked hard to become a writer. And I enjoy being a writer. I'm not here to let techbro robots take that shit away from me.

Why would I use "AI," I actually know how to fucking write

Woo!

Gov. Evers “vetoed five anti-LGBTQ bills targeting transgender and gender nonconforming youth on International Transgender Day of Visibility.” Evers “signed the vetoes in a private ceremony Tues. at the Wisconsin State Capitol, surrounded by LGBTQ kids, families, advocates and community members.”

Mentally where I’m at

was just reminded that tomorrow is april fool’s day and especially this year can we just… not, please

This movement has never been about violent criminal aliens, undocumented immigrants writ large, or even immigration in general, but about the country’s changing ethnic and religious makeup. It has always been about white Christian nationalism.

panel from last summer