I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY I AM ONLY HEARING ABOUT THIS TODAY ON FUCKING TIKTOK.

The Iranian team is being treated shamefully. And everyone knows it’s the Trump regime doing it. This is so pathetic.

A takeout container from the local Asian Buffet feeds me for two days. It doesn’t take much to sate my appetite lately. I HAVE none. I lost it somewhere between the Strait of Hormuz and my last flirtation with a psychotic break (I swiped left).

This should be DOMINATING the national conversation, completely OVERSHADOWING the ubiquitous “feel good World Cup TikToks” we keep seeing. But the biggest media outlet giving it the attention it deserves is the Atlanta Black Star. Reverse the races. Imagine.😡 atlantablackstar.com/2026/06/11/w...

I think the Bluesky algorithm may be just a LITTLE too finely tuned, for heaven’s sake. I mean, geez. You watch a COUPLE porn gifs and all of a sudden your feed is a SEA of spankings and very uncomfortable positions… I fear I’ve said too much.

If Obama had pulled even ONE of the grifts Trump has… You really don’t have to START the sentences, let alone finish them: If Obama gave a PERSONAL BUSINESS ACQUAINTANCE a $14 MILLION NO BID CONTRACT to destroy the Reflecting Pool in time for July 4… Would they be screaming MONEY LAUNDERING then?

Hey, what’s that betting app that you can use to bet on almost anything? Kalshi? Kashapp? Kesha? Whatever. Did anyone bet big on an attempted attack on or around the UFC fight? Just wondering.

Which one would be easier to bring down first? 1. Capitalism 2. Patriarchy PS - do we have a poll thingy here?

Hello, people. Checking in. On my phone. Why? Within two hours of each other, my laptop & dryer each decided to commit suicide a few days ago. It’s been an expensive fucking weekend and I am NOT FUCKING HAPPY. Fucking hate fucking everyone and fucking everything. Have a great fucking day.😡

Everything Trump Touches Dies, Part 34,589,512: www.huffpost.com/entry/expect...

It’s the BEST INFLATION. Nobody’s ever SEEN inflation this good. It’s the biggest, the most beautiful, most powerful inflation in the history of ever. People are saying he should maybe get an inflation award, or an era named after him.

If I ever run into Nancy Mace in a bathroom, I’m gonna offer her thoughts and prayers. And a big, Macaulay Culkin smirk. Hats off, Rep. McBride. 🎩

So. Is this even going to QUALIFY for a HEARING for mistrial, seeing as it's in the RepubliKKK of Texas?

Last song that came up on your shuffle... Inspired by what JUST came up on my shuffle, which I found just SO freaking random and lovely on a wacky Wednesday morning: Wings, "Band On the Run" youtu.be/5P_VfLun96o?...

Scott Pelley, in his own words, spilling the tea on Bari Weiss

If there’s a fake assassination attempt at Madison Square Garden tonight I will never stop throwing up.

At this point, SOMEONE ought to have named names. I am forced to conclude there are too many on that list to whom politicians on BOTH sides owe fealty. If not their SOULS.

I am SO OVER the 21st Century War of the Sexes. It exploded post-Trump; it's sickening, depressing, exhausting, endless. And driven relentlessly by men. It's true. Women? We're bad at defense. The DEMOCRATS of the war of the sexes. But yes, they started it. Doesn't matter. It sucks. 1/4

More collateral damage, I guess, huh? Nothing to see here, folks. Israel is just protecting itself from a 7-month old baby. www.huffpost.com/entry/ap-ml-...

Don’t know if I’ve ever been more wrong about a candidate. John Edwards, I guess. Unless ALL THESE WOMEN ARE LYING (uh huh)… Plenty of people warned me. I have no excuse. I let wishful thinking blind me to his blatant fucking evil. www.mediaite.com/media/news/g...

Honest to fucking god, this entire timeline and the slimy, stupid, shitty people who’ve overrun it have made satire UTTERLY POINTLESS. www.notus.org/policy/usda-...

Noah Eckstein’s Harvard Commencement speech this year was one of the best I’ve ever heard. He impressed in another way, too, by giving it with no notes - and no lectern or podium, for that matter. I know I weep at the drop of a hat, but… yeah. I cried. youtu.be/Bz_iIA3kaLI?...

I am being STALKED, relentlessly. The texts will not stop, and I'm afraid they will NEVER stop. I have to change my cell phone number, or the Democrats will drive me fucking insane.

How many human beings’ lives could’ve been materially improved to a significant degree by the money spent on the absurd masturbatory exercise that just went up in a ball of fire at Cape Canaveral? How much human misery IS directly related to men’s insecurity about the size of their penises, anyway?

No need to like this, just whining into the void for lack of anywhere else to do it, since there’s nobody around here to complain to… Worst pain day since the meds turned things around, & I wanna fuckin’ die. Feels churlish to complain, considering how much better things are, but there it is.

So… No wolf?

Hey, where’s the video of Nasire Best shooting up that Secret Service area? Isn’t the entire area around the White House heavily covered by cameras? Shouldn’t we have seen the video of this thing by now? Am I missing something?

Boy, he REALLY WANTS THAT BALLROOM.

Life is short. Walk away from someone mid-sentence when they’re telling you a dull story. You will never wonder how it ended.

ICYMI — SEBASTIAN STAN (who played Trump in a movie): “It’s not a laughing matter. I think we’re in a really really bad place right now. I really do.” 🇺🇸 He says media consolidation, censorship, and nonstop legal threats are signals he has witnessed firsthand while working.

It didn't end well for a gang of amoral, violent thugs masquerading as the law in the hills of the Sierra Madre. They thought they had it won. They didn't. My dream: Trump, six traitors in black robes, & several hundred other MAGAs ARE the Gold Hat Gang. (The Red Hat Gang.) To the very end.

I’m sure it’s fine. Frank Bisignano— who reportedly oversaw a program at JP Morgan in the 2010s to spy on JP Morgan employees using software from Peter Thiel’s Palantir—is both the Commissioner of the Social Security Administration & the CEO of the Internal Revenue Service under Trump 2.0. 1/

“We had no idea.” Yeah. Clearly. There are way too many young men out there whose parents have NO FUCKING IDEA what they’re watching & listening to. Among other things. How disconnected from your kid do you have to BE to miss the fact he’s become a fucking NAZI? www.latimes.com/california/l...

I have needs, too. I need more of these. Seriously.

DO NOT DRINK THE TUDOR MILK

@deanakclark.bsky.social Christ, you trolls are so tedious. Which is why we just report & block you pitiful attention-seeking nitwits. You won't even see this message. That's by design; it's for everyone ELSE. Fuck off back to Twitter & kiss some more edgelord ass.

Y'ever make the same typo SO MANY TIMES that your autocorrect decides that must be the way you WANT it to be?

If I ever WAS going to get on a plane again, that is now not happening until THIS bullshit is reversed. Stay tuned for more preventable airline catastrophes. www.huffpost.com/entry/latest...

I got this bumper magnet... And promptly put it on my counter. The last time I had a political bumper sticker on my car was during the Obama years, & those motherfuckers vandalised it beyond recognition. That was BEFORE the MAGA miasma freed them from ANY constraints of politesse. I need my car.

So, is THIS what Making America Great Again looks like? Invade Venezuela, starve Cuba, obliterate Gaza, bomb Lebanon, betray Ukraine. And blow up the world economy with an ABSURD war in IRAN. All for cheap eggs. Wait. Eggs AREN'T cheap, huh. Hey, look: The TRUMP/EPSTEIN files. Still there.

Imagining the Amendments running in a derby. At different stages, any Amendment could be ahead of the pack; though admittedly, the 1st dominated the race most of my life. But increasingly, there’s a surprise from the long shot coming from behind. I’m giving 2A the lead. Not too much, it’s slow.

Blatantly, inarguably, grotesquely impeachable offenses. And no Republican will do a THING about it. We were wrong. He isn’t Hitler. He’s Stalin. And they’re all his craven, cowering, bootlicking sycophants. What a desolation. www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...

Will NO ONE rid us of this turbulent THIEF?

. EXALT HIS UNHOLY NAME, MOTHERFUCKERS

Sometimes I worry that I've wasted my life. Then I think about how many people I've managed to reach through social media, and realise I've probably wasted thousands of lives.

Stop telling me to make it make sense. I am not Jane Austen.

But you can give him one HELL of a show.

If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten. — George Carlin

Guess how much Trump cares about you? NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT. If these five words aren’t seared into the consciousness of every American by November, the Democrats DESERVE to lose.

@tbeach007.bsky.social Sigh. You idiots are tedious. Hence, we report and block. You won't see this. I'm posting it for other people. YOU... will be blocked. Because there's nothing you fuckwits hate more than being ignored. Or Black people. Black people & being ignored. I'll come in again.