This is who runs this account

sorry, i had a vision & made it worse

My favorite doctor and companion

I love a condemned neighborhood Fuck the gentrifiers I want this place weird and off putting

MOM, STEPHEN STUCK HIS FINGER IN THE GHOST AGAIN.

dingle like a berry, noise like a fart

This one goes out to the 5 to 7 people who can see this!

TRUE LIES

"Why aren't you posting about Important Social Issue #2829???" Because if I try to post about every single nightmare currently going on in the world, I will be unable to function

Skye Blue is the wrestler who immediately appears on TV the second your mom enters the room. #AEWDynamite

Sick of shameless stupid people giving a bad name to those of us who are stupid AND somewhat ashamed

couple statements so my beliefs are clear: - if you decide you’re trans, then you’re trans. - neopronouns & xenogenders are hella cool. - everyone should be able to get HRT if they want. - you don’t need to medically transition or have dysphoria to be trans. - liberation not assimilation.

When I finally become a bimbo

I'm back on my shit. Thirty three percent doomscrolll, thirty three percent shitpost, thirty three percent pure gooning. Behave accordingly.

In the Bluesky olden days the Skeet Man would haul the fresh skeets inside, right into the skeet box, and ma would smile and say it’s a modern wonderment how we can keep ‘em fresh to make our bangers all week long!

Jokes on you I take ‘Sick Fuck’ as a compliment

No Kings Day (Except for Brody)

Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.

🤦🏻‍♂️

“Some of y’all cant handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows.”

how do we live in a world where saying “i believe no one should die due to lack of healthcare” is controversial

i saw rfk jr swimming through the chuck e. cheese ball pit like an eel

it means he's running. and also it means he's a piece of shit and if you're a liberal telling me we need to unite behind someone like him to beat trump you should shut the fuck up forever.

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night My favorite game ever

new republican healthcare plan just dropped

"Catfishing you? I don't even like fishing."

If any pro-vaccine study did something like this, the anti-vax movement would broadcast it so loud and make it the centerpiece of a documentary. But, bc the anti-vax movement is fundamentally about eugenics and propaganda, they'll just hand-wave it away, play the victim, and move on.

if you ban normal tits and cock on your video site you will not eliminate porn, you have merely checked a box that says "wildly esoteric fetish videos only, please"

Post a *good* throuple #wrestlesky🤼

If Stephen Miller loses his mind because his soulless wife has left him for that lumpen eugenicist, it will be margarita time

You’d think Stephen Miller would be excited to raise Elon Musk’s baby.

my hog is in the paper again. good things they’re saying good things. they’re saying my hog weighs 300 pounds and eats the flesh of any man it encounters. they’re saying my hogs flesh is dense and hairy. all good things

They say you'll get shocked if you stick a fork in an outlet. Curious to see if that's true.

Post a *good* throuple #wrestlesky🤼

Night of the Wrong Wives

I don’t kink shame. I kink ask why

Not to be a whore but I really need a hug

When in doubt, burn it down pookie 🔥

WISH

it's fun when we announce our birthdays online

I assume its due to people swallowing the capitalist kool-aid that everything should be increasing all the time always ad infinitum or else it's a failure

okay sure liv morgan just go ahead and casually wear that gear it's cool it's fine i'm being respectful and mature about it definitely not foaming at the mouth like i chugged a liter of diet coke and mentos