Older lady peeped the rainbow flag on my bike, asked in a thick Russian accent “It’s your Pride?” She told me her youngest grandchild is “not she berry or he berry but no berry.” I said “Nonbinary?” She got so excited. Yes! Yes! And “Is a secret, but they are my“ *looks around, whispers* “favorite.”

imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar

There is ONE thing I am looking forward to this heatwave: Pictures of paschal candles that have melted in churches. Here's an example from a few years ago. It's my favourite phenomenon. Because, well... Look at it.

can Monday pls get here, I don't care that it means the weekend will be over

I’m not saying it’ll definitely work but have we even considered sacrificing oil and gas executives to the sun god?

“Are the dogs sweaty?” 😭 via theperfectmagazine

Your friends think fondly of you when you aren't around. You can't stop it.

actually let's hear the tiny particle out

More like Lucy Flawless

I did my best

Imagine the effort of going on a Pride march when your capital is being hit by hypersonic missiles on purpose. This earns world respect through history.

Messi, asked which of his World Cup goals was his favorite: “I don’t know. I don’t remember. I’m tired.”

Some great lines – in every sense – in this new Madonna interview. www.interviewmagazine.com/music/madonn...

If Waffle House doesn’t make this their new slogan, then capitalism has failed

where’s his bellboy when he needs him

(bringing this tag over from twitter bc I still don't like skeet, and post is too generic) #watermelontweet

My neighbor told me a cat keeps eating his british prime minister so I asked how many PMs he has and he said he just goes to the commons and gets a new PM afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding PMs to a cat and then his daughter started crying.

hate to hand it to the guardian too much but this is very funny

Midnight in Iceland, June 20th.

I agree, except Italy is still not good enough to participate

Adore Bluesky's autocropping for this one.

It will never stop being funny to me that the street fighter subreddit has a much better, well reasoned ai policy vis a vis literally all universities.

babysat my nieces for 24 hours, got some cool handmade swag for my trouble

Daddy will explain about these stones.

pausa de hidratación

Fucking bullshit, man.

I love this kid vomiting up FIFA

“You saw a what? A Stephen Hawking quote? Nice one. Where was that, then - in a university or a museum or something?” “Sort of…”

Never ever do this. Close the tab. The website has been compromised.

Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo

The Australians scored in their net because the goals are on the opposite sides in the Southern Hemisphere

old man yaoi as in yaoi featuring two old men, or Old Man Yaoi as in an old man who represents the concept of yaoi, sort of in the vein of Father Time

A lot of people are confused by the concept of “cat years" so here's a little guide: 0-1 years - just a little baby 1-3 years - just a little baby 4-9 years - just a little baby 10+ years - just a little baby

CAPE VERDE, ON WORLD CUP DEBUT, DRAW WITH EUROPEAN CHAMPIONS SPAIN 🇨🇻 A heroic effort from the third-smallest nation ever to reach a World Cup, with a smaller population than Wyoming 🤯 Imagine not loving football 💙

Putting on his gayest socks to go to Pride

Oh to be a carefree bear floating through the water

the knicks win, thus proving zohran mamdani has the mandate of heaven

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Is this a good time to mention that every time I see "USMNT" I think of "U.S. Mutant Ninja Turtles"

Looks like my foster cat-son Leo!

This is the World Cup content I'm here for.

excellent day celebrating @in-vulnerable.bsky.social's birthday and saying hi to the sea 😍

guy has a trillion dollars, 0 friends, and has never landed a joke. I know a pact with the devil when I see one.

I'm no Luddite or anything but if my toilet ever attempts to talk to me I am going to shoot it with a gun

i wish 90% of fic writers had never heard of traffic lights

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