an arc where the former governor of NY loses increasingly inconsequential elections until the series finale is him trying to run for senior class president at a local high school and getting his ass kicked by some 17 year olds.

Um, @variety.com? That’s…not what that means. 😳 variety.com/2025/music/n...

I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already www.mta.info/article/f-m-...

Rosalind Franklin died at 37 of ovarian cancer attributed to radiation exposure from the methods she & her assistant used to photograph a cross-section of the DNA double helix. Meanwhile, Watson won a Nobel off that work & survived to the ripe old age of 97 by simply: stealing those notes!

Not now, carnivorous death ball

Did women ruin the workplace?

no srsly if your feed feels off check out this section. some massive overreaching in the filters going on here despite the fact my base settings are extremely permissive 💀

It's in 30 minutes!! Thank you for all the vibes, pals 💖😭

Bsky, pls send me good vibes in about 8 hours from now I'll be having my promotion interview at work then (they won't tell me the results right away, it'll be a few more weeks but I really want that promotion lol 🙏🤑🤞)

good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx

Ellie has her priorities in order

why is this mayoral election different than all other mayoral elections? in all other mayoral elections, we get to see andrew cuomo lose but once. but in this mayoral elections, we get to see him lose *twice*.

we did it babes.... we're the opposite of cooked. what is that. we're ingredients

Waking up to #uspoli news is much better this time around than about a year ago! Well done, NYC 🧡 (and also CA I think for prop 50)

Let's all allow Dick Cheney's peaceful passing at the ripe old age of 84 to remind us of the importance and joy of speaking ill of the dead when the dead were assholes.

i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney

Yooooo the moon is huge! #moonnews

That's how it was, kids

August 2025 @teenvogue.com: We're honored to get this award for "reporting on our democracy." November 2025 @teenvogue.com: We have fired all of our staffers who report on our democracy.

thinking about this king on his special day www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5q7...

Today I’m repeating “my body is the beautiful flowers blooming along the railway line”

ok queen

Please just let me type in the year I was born. No more scrolling. We don’t have to keep doing this to each other.

I would like to posit that the problem is not daylight v standard time. The problem is that we have a society that thinks wintertime productivity should be the same and follow the same schedule as summertime productivity, and that’s horseshit.

"Person who can't open one of those plastic bags at the supermarket" x.com/dailyportalz...

Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back! Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary. Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest! #MundaneHalloween

good morning, i cannot stop watching this

long love v*nted for letting me buy (semi) new pairs of my favorite adidas gay shoes that I keep wearing out lol

We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.

The Cortylorhynchus considers my problems, nods sagely, and says, "have you tried basking in the sun about it? While being as spherical as possible?"

During tonight’s Trick-or-Treating, our 3-year-old got more and more excited. “More houses! More candy!” Until he suddenly looked to the sky and shouted (verbatim): “Can I eat the moon!?” Don’t let anyone tell you you can’t, little one. Be the cosmic horror you want to see in the world.

BEHOLD

happy halloween to all but especially to the person who came to the door as an INCREDIBLY executed headless cryptid in a long coat, waited until offered candy, waved both hands in refusal, silently pointed to where their head should be like "can't. no head," & left. remarkable work. art. no notes

It's November.

Also! On this hallowed eve, I am seeing some Culture

The moon is gorgeous tonight!! #moonnews

happy halloween to what many people believed was the greatest tweet of all time

Every time someone uses the phrase "...gets more than they bargained for" in an AO3 summary, "Sugar, We're Going Down" should start loudly playing. If it's a bandom fic, Actual Patrick Stump should appear.

Well done, squirrel. substack.com/redirect/0b0...

HELLO SIDNEY. DO U CONDEMN THE ACTIONS OF HAMAS

Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗

it's also "totally reasonable and acceptable" to not want to live in a country governed by jd vance

leaving aside general preparedness and humility regarding mountains, why would anyone ever hike to someplace you can evidently take a charming historic steam train ride to instead

just shared this in a group and realised it’s the anniversary of this absolute s tier tweet by @jon-snow-420.bsky.social

The thing I like particularly about the fact that Isaac Newton invented the catflap is it gives the image of him trying to lay the foundations of classical mechanics but getting distracted by having to let a cat out then in again 40 seconds later and thinking, “Shit, I really need to sort this.”

World Series games don’t even let you go to sleep anymore. Because of woke.

When a chatbot gets something wrong, it’s not because it made an error. It’s because on that roll of the dice, it happened to string together a group of words that, when read by a human, represents something false. But it was working entirely as designed. It was supposed to make a sentence & it did.