best part of "flower of evil" is when hyunsoo is like "oh yeah didn't i tell you... my evil dead serial murderer father haunts me in hallucinations, but never when my ji-won is around, because he's terrified of her" the absolute terminal turbo-level wifeguyism

had the loveliest time moon-watching on the beach with friends tonight! happy mid-autumn fest 🌕♥️🥮

night falls swiftly, tucking us in her black velvet robe, the stitches showing through #SaturdayPoem

"historians" lmao eat shit. i've seen your work and there ain't no way you're replacing me. "passenger attendants" a computer is going to hand me a drink? a computer is going to do that? lying clownass bitches. Eat double shit

my parents adopted a rabbit???? they were like "you have a new brother! we pick him up tomorrow!!" and i was like "oh you finally got a dog?" and. nope

imho we are past the "we need to call fascism by name" stage. i personally like to think we are in the "high-ranking elected governmental officials use the power of their offices to forcefully reverse it" phase but i see this is an unpopular opinion among many said officials

"a better tomorrow ii" seems so normal right up until the fried rice scene. even when it's like "oh yeah, a comics artist has been illustrating your secret gang exploits and showing them in his gallery," that's nothing compared to the fried rice scene

Disbanding ICE and prosecuting everyone who led and worked for it is, in fact, the moderate position.

it's an... experience to talk to (white) "expats" who are like "oh yeah i've been here 22 years, went to high school here, but i'm not a hong konger! you can't be FROM somewhere you weren't born!" and i just. i admit there's a lot of complexity in identity but imho there's also an element of choice

unfortunately.... this is a perfect death for ninety-nine-year-old ye baiyi in my "boogie woogie" verse. i'm sorry but you know i'm right

spinning a trope wheel through the devil judge universe, my finger thunks down on omegaverse. and so here we are new fic: four legs. (gaon/yohan, rated E) link: archiveofourown.org/works/71289136

one: alchemy was not a bunch of idiots fixated on iron pyrite! they were inventing materials science and new better alloys. one dude's work led us to the concept of chemotherapy! furthermore, alchemists INVENTED DISTILLING. you're WELCOME two: fuck off and [redacted] for this metaphor

i appreciate how generally decent the chain bakeries across hk are. but anyone who hasn't experienced a breakfast sandwich from the bakery in our village is subject to my pity

I recorded "Syncopation" by sideB_track2, a devastatingly beautiful piece of writing that I filed several breakdowns over, both reading and narrating it 🎵 WoH, yexie, rated m 🎵 14 min 🎵 yby having a million little breakdowns over xw 🎵 dreamy gorgeous prose archiveofourown.org/works/71147866

i very honestly don't understand the kind of violent prudery that grips people when they just like. SEE painted tits. in my mind shame is about saying "you too!" after they scan your ticket at the movies. is getting vaguely aroused for free and without consequences not a gift? am i insane here

the noncon will increase until morale improves

if i'm a kid kid, then manassas, steven stills, early james taylor. if i'm a teenager, then anything i pick. i played alanis morissette, fiona apple, tori amos, hole. my dad never complained. when i moved out i had an mp3 player, so left a lot of tapes and cds behind; he kept and listened to them.

any democrat who looks at the present moment and thinks, "hm what if we laid flatter" is signaling that their primary concern, overriding every other belief they may have, is "how do i personally remain comfortable through this temporary bad time, which will surely pass."

it kills me knowing what’s needed is for people to double down on bucking any demands for “civility” because they understand these demands are training people to surveil & snitch on their neighbors and an exploit to intensify authoritarian control over our thoughts.

lrt jiminy jesus fuck

Rui wearing a shirt that says “You can’t enter heaven unless Jesus enters you” in glitter letters while dancing to Move feels like something Baby Cheese would approve of

i'm on a party boat with thirty lesbians and mr. orange

i have the same solution to all my problems: using xie'er like the kate mckinnon barbie

Call your reps. We know that Dems will throw trans people under the bus even without the govt shutdown on the line. They need to hear from everyone but especially cis folks that this is not acceptable.

lmfao www.inquirer.com/opinion/lett...

mr. orange and i were discussing childhood interests today and i cannot believe that after [cough] years of marriage i had not told him about my 4th grade school festival presentation where i dressed as a renaissance scholar and read my essay on the life of lucrezia borgia

i genuinely have no idea who addison rae is but "diet pepsi" should've been on the devil judge soundtrack. not taking questions at this time

so much of the devil judge is like "yohan is an unflappable charlize theron villainess. unless gaon is doing something, in which case yohan is a dog who Needs to bite a leg or it'll die"

maybe it's out of my system now? god only knows. new fic: rational creatures. (devil judge, kang yohan/kim gaon, yohan & elijah) link: archiveofourown.org/works/70219791 🥐🍲🍾

"write what you know"

all yohan does is eat hot chip and lie. "human beings are naturally cruel and self-interested" he says, as he sits down dutifully to cry over a meal gaon cooked

It’s not just that the President of the United States posted a video of eleven people being murdered in international waters it’s that the President of the United States ordered the murder of eleven people in international waters so he could post a video of it.

maybe it's out of my system now? god only knows. new fic: rational creatures. (devil judge, kang yohan/kim gaon, yohan & elijah) link: archiveofourown.org/works/70219791 🥐🍲🍾

graham greene!!!!!!! ah god. 73 is too young. just one of the funniest men alive, you can't teach timing like he had. he's always the best part of anything he's in, and he's in fucking everything. the man WORKED

one of the greats. highly recommended Clearcut (apparently Greene's favourite of his own filmography), a gripping and angry political thriller about the conflict between an indigenous community and a logging company.

The last card for the Vampire's Tarot has been turned in. 78 illustrations completed this year for my fifth and final tarot deck. My wrist hurts ⚰️ Hopefully I'll soon have news from the publisher about release dates, so stay tuned

Me: this is great, glad to see authors ripped off by AI getting their due. Me after using the search tool: I am one of these ripped off authors. Academics, it only takes a minute. Seven of my papers are in this and I had no idea.

one very real, concrete way to help feed Gaza right now is through donating to World Central Kitchen

we are rewatching the x-files. so: mr. orange: mulder keeps dreaming about a laser pointer, like he's a cat me: oh mulder would be a GREAT cat mr. orange: a very weird cat me: people would tell scully her cat was a freak, and she would say "he is a sensitive boy with a lot of zeal" mr. orange:

i was idly pondering kang yohan magical age-regression fic, as one naturally might with a tightly-wound traumatic-upbringing-havin' character. but then i was SLAPPED in the face by the realization that he would automatically think gaon was his [redacted]

"what is fanfiction doing to society" girl my last fic has eight comments. it's doing nothing and i mean that in a positive way. why don't we relax and blame stephen miller

sorry i yapped so much today. good lord. taking the bus back and forth to the hospital and sitting around waiting in between was just like ideal yap conditions

finishing devil judge also made me realize how unique beyond evil is, in terms of how (+ how many!) characters are a.) directly implicated in the brokenness of the world, then b.) offered chances to change it, which they take (or not) based on their concepts of responsibility towards other people

mr. orange asked me to look up a company, so obviously i examined every available CV of any employee, read every review on social media and then all the other reviews left by those people, checked their former addresses and partners, hit reddit and glassdoor, found grant paperwork from 2020-2021,

i want to talk about "the devil judge" in a spoilery way so!!!! please mute this thread if you are still watching or want to watch!! i'll also tag ⚠️ #spoilers and #tdjspoilers ⚠️

enemies-to-lovers fanfiction is a new and dangerous fad indicative of rising moral degeneracy among our women. weak-minded girls are being influenced by the [checks notes] epic of gilgamesh

from the depths of my procrastination fugue, i bring you: devil judge fic! in which kim gaon gains and maybe resolves (?) a deep existential quandary, and also cooks a lot. god of all comfort. (canon divergence/canon rewrite, 13k, complete) 😎❤️⚖️😈 link: archiveofourown.org/works/69523201

why is kim gaon the only often-injured character in the devil judge who's never treated by a medical doctor? huh? i ask you. like what in the secret rare-bloodtype omeg- hey stop hitting me. stop. [weakly] i don't deserve this