I wish phoenix wright was real so I could see him post about kim kardashian failing the bar exam for the fifth time

This was a bold-faced reminder directed at Gu Yun—I'm not honoring my filial obligations to you, I'm doting on you. Don't lie to yourself.

my cat is aggressively territorial in the friendliest way possible. she’s like oh you’re reading this book?? you like this book?? I need to rub my smell on it :) and the computer :) and anything you’re interacting with :) mine

literally can’t binge this show because I need to stop multiple times per episode and after each episode to recover emotionally and nothing REALLY bad has even happened yet. fml

if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.

Nrmt - Stay Focused!

my friends who followed me for scum villain: h me: BLOOD RIVER (2025) STARRING CHANG HUASEN and that other man i guess

su changhe: whatever you want is fine. if you don't want to kill people I'll kill them for you su muyu: but I want to save as many people as possible 🥺 su changhe who has had terminal tunnel vision for his shixiong since he was ten: why do you care about other people

the thing about blood river (2025) is that it gives me the exact same feeling as (crosses myself and throws salt over my shoulder) when I first watched shl, where i was like 😦 is that allowed?????? can they do that on a screen???????

sometimes i think i’m cured but then i hear his accursed voice in my head 七窍三秋钉，三秋必断肠。开弓没有回头箭 and 🫩 zhou zishu still living in my head rent free

This placidity was contradictory, yet neatly suppressed that trace of edge he'd had since birth. When he smiled, he even looked a bit sweet. Gazing through his glass monocle, Gu Yun was briefly dazzled by the sight.

sometimes I pretend to have taste but truly I just love watching people flip around doing fantasy stunts in gorgeous costumes

it’s hard to stop it from happening in the moment, but when you hear about bankers coming up with creative ways to make a dollar stretch further via complicated debt arrangements (like securitization)…… you kind of know it’s all going to explode within two or three years

i just think it would be funny if sqq got amnesia but just played along with everything like the bullshitter he is and ended up sleeping with binghe right away and got cured before binghe even found out about the amnesia... i'm just imagining him lying there post-coital like. huh. well. huh.

i have the sneaking suspicion that klgav is actually an enjolras type character who enjoys putting on an act (perhaps to distract himself from the searing heat of his principles) but it doesn’t go much further than skin deep

i fully support ships that are built on 0.5 interactions and a dream. that being said i think some ships like this make sense THEMATICALLY and some don’t. and some ships have plenty of interaction and it’s not enough to give them even a drop of juice. sorry but kl/apollo makes zero zero sense to me

빼뺴로 데이~

“we literally don’t have proof but that man is acting suspicious as hell. guards!!“ and that’s a wrap on apollo justice ace attorney

“single father phoenix wright just trying to make ends meet, didn’t ask to get involved in decades-spanning polycule drama,” end quote

dance dance the night away #sylusmc #loveanddeepspace #sylus

increasingly on team "shave binghe's head". idgaf he would look good.

noooo sy should commit many wicked experiments on binghe 🥺 it’s enrichment

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller November 09,1946

don’t leave don’t be sad

Shen Tang like yeah I figured you were gonna end up alone bc you're clearly not into girls and you're hopeless at noticing when boys are into you. and now you brought home a HOT COSPLAYER?

you ever see a man wish to be a horse so bad...

yesterday's art i forgot to post #AceAttorney

"Kiss me." #captiveprince #caprisky #q

Another tiny painting. This time my stripped out 330ci doing a hill climb. #art #tinypainting

after careful deliberation I am pro-binghe‘s haircut. perhaps a controversial opinion but I am willing to defend it

GET YOUR HOMEWRECKING SELF OUT OF THIS COURTROOM

I replace my cat’s water. he throws his bird plushie into it. I remove the bird and replace the water again. why does he do this

been eating a lot of pomelos recently 👍

I’m so tired of ace attorney defendants. “nooooo I can’t tell you what happened the night of the murder it’s embarrassinggggg” sir you are facing 20 to life in prison

i keep saying they need to put an age limit for taking the bar exam. GO BACK TO MTV

#svsssspoilers DEVASTATING realization. shen yuan being at the family house and not the place he primarily lived means he (semi accidentally) dodged the "binghe seeing all his piles of merch" bullet

tolkien really managed to talk me into immortality as horror :0 it seems natural that as you accumulate years, the portion of you attached to the current time becomes smaller and less substantial...you leave yourself in the past...

i think a bingqiu au of my fair lady would be funny because we’ve already seen sqq bet a huge sum of money on binghe in canon. except now he knows about it so he’s just marinating in fear for six months (sqq has no idea) (thought the huge bet would be encouraging)

i do often think about how much good music gets written as soundtracks for totally mediocre movies. but i told my musician friend about this and she said wtf…. never feel bad for those ppl they got their $$$

I pass out early because of a week of newborn related insomnia, and I wake up to a blessed TL 🙏

A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor. A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.

sqq exuding elementary school teacher vibe…i maintain my hc that his disciples all paint a landscape fan for him when they graduate as a fun little capstone. and he puts them on his fridge (actually he forgets and leaves them with lqg)

black forest ham, dark fortress chicken, cursed talisman turkey

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller November 04,1954

i can’t overstate how hard we need to put the thumbscrews on him. he should either feel like he’s physically dying or wish he were dead

we did it babes.... we're the opposite of cooked. what is that. we're ingredients

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC

“of course i would recognize you” says guy who tried to kill mushroom shizun twice. i believe him tho, past binghe was only slow on the uptake bc he was tearing his brain apart

something about domestic married life yanhui town shengu is making me go insane. shen yi in an apron cooking for gu yun and nagging him about having to do everything but still doing it for his pretty little wife.... shengu is so good man