woo boy those cancellation numbers got ugly in a hurry, huh

me every first episode of a taskmaster series: oh i probably wont even like these random comedians ive ever heard of me at the finale: i would die for each of these heroes

i just think victor's father should bully him for having a too effeminate piss stream

oh that's fucking gorgeous

I love you all for sending me so many. I'm about to pour a glass of wine and to dive in 💚

How about some 1814 art by Hokusai?! It’s worlds classics and it’s monster fucking btw. What about that bsky?

lol of course the rapture would happen on a tuesday

Apparently on Christian tiktok they're predicting a rapture on Tuesday. So I'm going in to work early, laying out an outfit of clothing in my office and pretending it got me.

Joseph Kosuth, Language Must Speak for Itself, 1991 https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1136766

It was Maggie Cheungs birthday yesterday!- This print was originally made as a bday tribute in 2020, if youll be at NYCCC next month Ill have limited copies there!

what are your favorite poems

Josef Albers, Homage to the Square: Broad Call, fall 1967 https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1135771

"there is part of me who wants to fuck you" HELLO WHAT THE FUCK

is there any greater joy than having a cat seek you out and curl up on you

I don't NEED this eyeshadow but i also can't stop thinking about it www.blackmooncosmetics.com/collections/...

why must cramps

a thread of my swamp fic! archiveofourown.org/works/25809757 hickey/irving, what is stabbing but erotic noncon. it's about the 👌 desecration and penetration of the body 👌

it's a beautiful day to make a thread of my non con and dubcon fic, I think fiction is fiction while IRL consent is established between the artist and the audience who chooses to engage with that art. no exceptions.

It seems that Bluesky is going to succumb to censorship next month, but fortunately that doesn't apply to me. The proof: no nipples are visible in this image. So even children can enjoy my sculptures in complete safety.

Every single social media platform: 'Come hang with us, we're cool with that!' Exactly one calendar year later: 'The VCs called and we are no longer cool with that.'

I guess she said no.

oh criterion's october lineup fucking slaps www.criterion.com/current/post...

Shackled to the water- I think I might have put myself here but it’s been so long I can’t remember. Personal work, 2025

i'm too tired to go to another social media platform. if bluesky goes down the shitter i'm just pulling up stakes and calling it quits on this whole social media thing

i think every ex-evangelical has an eyetwitch to the phrase "the mark of the beast"

i've loved makeup for a long time, way before i learned anything about professionally applying it/etc. it's an art. it's fun to play around with, see what you like and don't, see how it can enhance or change your face. i do not love that current makeup trends have everyone looking the exact same

Properly labelled / tagged fiction is consensual by default. You only see it, consume it, interact with it, if you consent to. Censoring it is ridiculous puritanism.

men's dicks being called their clits ❤️❤️🥰🩷❣️❣️❤️ men's chests being called their tits 💕❤️❤️💖🔥 men's assholes being called their pussies 🔥💖💕❤️❤️🥰🥴🥴😵‍💫

did the bsky mod team hire those girls from KateVi kinktober?

believe it or not consent does not matter in fiction because it's literally a collection of lines and sounds and pixels and no one real is involved

you have to draw porn in a god-fearing way or bsky will tell on you

every character i draw or write about consents to being nonconned btw.

jesus this is literally that "i consent to drawing art!" "i consent to seeing the art!" "i dont!" is there someone you forgot to ask meme. like, im a consenting adult consenting to see art that in no way harmed real people, drawn by consenting adults who wanted to make that art. what's the problem.

I asked all my very fake super fictional and overall not real characters and they said they super duper consent to all the weird shit that happens to them.

hey so how are your moderators determining whether art is consensual enough

i think every girl should be issued an obedient murder of crows upon reaching the age of 12

Lost Highway

WHO NEEDED ALGORITHM ON THE INTERNET WE WERE DOING SO GREAT WITHOUT and while we’re at it GIVE ME BACK THE OLD SPELL-CHECKER, NOBODY NEEDS AI FOR THAT

The people who took my headphone jack need to be arrested today

maybe i should try captive prince again idk

rip francis crozier you would have loved paul simon's graceland

the Mississippi Delta was shining like a National guitar I am following the river down the highway through the cradle of the Civil War I’m going to Graceland

I laughed way too hard at this. Am... am... am I a dad?

i wish to be a baby cat napping in a shady spot under a chair

why is it still summer

and that's how you make a perfect risotto

lol never change, goodreads

I'm midway through The Annual Banquet of the Gravediggers' Guild by Mathias Énard and thoroughly enchanted with it