i think xal'atath and alleria windrunner should fuck

lmao i live on the upper east side and i guarantee at least one of these women is my neighbor who, whenever fireworks go off, sends a panicked message to the building group chat asking if we're safe

I am once again asking Upper East Siders to get a fucking grip.

wlw wangxian modern-with-cultivation au. partners straight girl wei ying and sports bra lan zhan investigate and exorcise hauntings over 10 sexually-charged seasons before culminating in a reincarnation arc discovering they're reborn ancient cultivators with a tragic romance

this would fix me

I am so glad I had a therapy appt today holy fuck

when ao3 takes a few seconds too long to load

There was a spiritualism boom after the 1918 Influenza Epidemic. AI grift is just that for the COVID-19 era, fucking fight me.

imagine going to your job and saying "yeah i can't guarantee people won't die". just imagine

NEW YORK, BABY IM HOME IM GONNA FRENCH KISS THE CHRYSLER BUILDING m.youtube.com/watch?v=KQfe...

"This will live on" -- Duffy explains that flying will remain a mess even after the shutdown because so many air traffic controllers are retiring

Things are fine.

I gotta say the camaraderie between passengers is great. We're all commiserating about how long we've been going and cheering anytime something remotely good happens

In the century leading up to 1975, nearly 6000 freighters went down in the Great Lakes. The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last. The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes. Why? It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.

lmao we're deplaning and delayed until after 10. please send me cute pictures of your pets to keep my spirits up

I've been trying to get home to NYC from Denver for over a day now. Seriously consider changing your travel plans if flying

lolll guess who got delayyyyed

@gethporno.bsky.social a menu for your two menaces! please let me know if you'd like me to adjust anything, and if there's a good email address for the high-res version, let me know that too. <3

If you’ve been trying to send messages and are waiting on responses, I’m gonna be catching up on them over the next few days. This past hell week-and-a-half hasn’t given me much capacity for anything tbh

I just read that bingqiu fic

there’s this older guy (~late 50s) absolutely *ranting* on the phone about how his wife wants a divorce and given the creepy leers he keeps giving to any woman conceivably under 30, i feel like i can make a pretty good guess about why she’s getting that divorce

📣 SUNDAY KEYNOTE ANNOUNCED: In Conversation with Edward Berger and Florian Hoffmeister! Step behind the camera with Terror alumni Edward Berger (Conclave, All Quiet on the Western Front) and Florian Hoffmeister (Pachinko, True Detective Night Country, Tár).

holy shit thank god

Left a rather testy email on Schumer's DC voicemail. His vm box is open. Go yell at him. 202-224-6542

I hope the Democrats are pallbearers at my funeral so they can let me down one more time

I didn't put up with all this travel fuckery for them to cave

omg bless airport nap rooms

lmaooo my second flight is now booked for 7.30 pm

there is a flight next to my gate leaving for jfk and i'm like pleeeeease take meeeee

maybe it's time to reread my 70k+ wangxian kidfic comfort fic

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

absolutely vital that he be bleeding from the face at all times to rack up those poor little meow meow points

my next booty shorts: VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN IS A BABY BRAT TWINK

If I made a frankenstein film i would prefer to keep Victor's father kind and his idyllic childhood intact. i love the comparison to Eden and how dangerous knowledge leads him out

do you think victor tested the creatures cock before he animated him

I'm gonna get drunk* and write filthy smut in the airport

primary every last dem senator

i like how the bartender just gave me a once over and said "double, huh?"

Sometimes you have an idea so dumb that you HAVE to do it (I didn’t get this up in time for Halloween though)

my 8 pm flight is cancelled but i've got a double mezcal margarita. pray for my midnight flight to hold steady pls 🤞🤞🤞

Poor Thomas had to endure one of these dinners and bore it with such pep and grace!

manic college dropout’s science experiment develops daddy issues and decides to make it everyone’s problem

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuzT... it's giving me chills, listening after reading this thread.

50 years ago, on November 9th, 1975, the SS Edmund Fitzgerald left Superior, Wisconsin on a beautiful and unseasonably warm autumn day carrying 29 men and 26,116 long tons of taconite.

Average experience of watching terror fans talk about the book

Why are people posting stupid things from the hellsite just to get angry about? idk if you noticed but there are people being starved by the government and you should do something about that instead of getting mad at imaginary guys on the internet

Delayed 2 hours. Ughhhh

Me watching the new Frankenstein movie

Saw this in Antwerp yesterday. I think I will live up to this motto

i feel like a bundle of stripped electrical wires