just finished reading a book set in toronto and it kept referring to western general as "the western" despite having been written by someone who lives in and is clearly very familiar with toronto. I have literally NEVER heard anyone call it that???

SUCCESS, MAINTENANCE GUY CAME AND LUBED IT UP AND IT'S FINE NOW FUCK YOU LANDLORD

they're saying that in order to cross, you have to score a goal, get an assist, and get into a fistfight with a driver crossing in the opposite direction

All my friends should be made to live walking distance from me. I don't care if this massively upends their lives

lrp just realized that warframe is doing the "you cannot kill me in a way that matters" meme

fungus #warframe #warframefanart #tennocreate

just got back upstairs from getting my mail and encountered this problem the problem being that the door unlocks and opens, but I then cannot get the key from out of the lock 💀

the fuck kind of pickup line is this

furious that I've now read three books in a row that referred to 40 year olds as middle aged and were by people in their 50s so I can't even be mad about the Youths™

Italy has moved me to tears for 3 days straight. Bravo ❤️

The 40 cloves of garlic you put in this pasta recipe will be the best 80 cloves of garlic you ever eat, you certainly will not regret putting 120 cloves of garlic into your pasta

Sex workers posting wildly incorrect WW2 rage bait to get people to click on their bio instead of thirst traps is the funniest anecdote you can tell about this place

Nation’s 56,000 Acres Of Spinach Crops Cooked Down To Single Half-Cup Serving

sure eating something would probably make me feel better but I can't think of anything I want to eat so I'm just stuffing unsatisfying triscuits into my face

when you have the depresso but therapy doesn't work because the root of the problem is reality

They've lost the 9yos

kaeyacat 🤝 taro

“I use it for brainstorming.” is quickly becoming my most hated pro-AI statement. YOU TOOK YOUR BRAIN OUT OF THE EQUATION. THAT IS NOT BRAINSTORMING.

The end product of all the Chotiner parodies is going to be recreating the Book of Job from first principles.

Uni is hopefully waiting…

woke up in pain for the first time since I got my new bed 😔

the perfect wall clock doesn't ex......

this archetype remains undefeated

you know how once you've read enough of it, you start to recognize patterns in an author's work? all else aside, I love how much @aptshadow.bsky.social clearly hates hostile architecture 😂

Happy one year anniversary to this banger tweet that got so ridiculously blown out of proportion that it got us 70k wishlists in like a day

kaeyacats against capitalism

bought myself little a python course, as a treat 💀

New Tylenol ad campaign just dropped

I think it may be a weird response to the last few days of madness. “Look, the world is going to shit, but you can transcend by becoming art!”

It is hardly the point but a) trans people existed in Medieval Europe, b) lots of currencies were used in Medieval Europe, not just gold, which was in fact uncommon, c) alchemy was a lot more common in early modern Europe, d) women are not a commodity you absolute weapons????

An update on that insane lease term where the landlord owns everything you create during the tenancy:

Stimulants making you feel relaxed and ready for a nap has to be the funniest thing about ADHD.

(sqq voice) skill issue

It's all fun and games until a cop handles a Tylenol gelcap with no gloves and within seconds their socks are bothering them.

imagine if a family of beavers randomly showed up right now and finished whatever thing you've been putting off

cat

should I look at hinge again 🤡

IT IS TIME.

looking at all the makeup I wanna buy when I have nowhere to go 🥲

MACEDONIAN SPOTTED

my mom took tylenol when she was pregnant, which made me super focused on menswear and now i have a million followers on twitter

time lapse of Janine receiving her baby spinach leaf

mom can you come pick me up there's a complicated fandom discussion happening where 3/4 of the people are just slightly wrong enough to be infuriating

dreamed about james last night. I miss him real bad sometimes.

ughhhhh I wanna do some data shit just to keep in practice but idek what

this + exordia are basically THEE necessary social commentary of our time imo

also possibly the first piece of published literature worthy of mention to contain the word "yeet"

if you have the great misfortune of being on linkedin: settings > data privacy > data for generative AI improvement > off

now reading service model by adrian tchaikovsky, a novel about the dangers of forgetting to add breaks to your do-while loops