sometimes I'll read an article by a not-historian that nonetheless includes some historical context and I'm like...have you considered actually talking to a historian. even once

Not spooky/cursed as much as overtly threatening.

pov: you're making history. you're working with the most advanced technology in the world. outlook still doesn't fucking work.

Why are people fighting online when there are so many alternative activities? Cook some potatoes or something!

so- to make a monsieur a madame we... crack the egg you say?

the funniest thing about my bungie name being peerless cucumber is that men NEVER seem to clock that it's a dick joke, but women always do immediately

unfortunately for mitts she's going to be in MY house next month which means she HAS to double cleanse or kaeya will bite her he will also bite her if she does double cleanse but them's the breaks

All Canadians pls tell the government how much blazing headlights ruin your life www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

There's something a bit poignant about a Bluetooth device failing to connect to another device right next to it when they're the only Bluetooth devices for hundreds of thousands of kilometres around.

with woodcock mania sweeping the nation it feels like the right time to post this New Yorker reject that, in hindsight, was way too specific

This runner told me Pinwheel keeps eating his Rooks so I asked how many Rooks he has and he said he just goes to the UESC armory and gets a new Rook afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding UESC ordnance to Pinwheel and then his CyberAcme contact started crying. #marathon

I have a date tomorrow that I don't really feel like going on but I feel like an asshole for cancelling without a good reason. hm

Hospital Decides Cancer-Sniffing Leopard More Trouble Than It’s Worth

Still laughing at this. It’s perfect

I regret to inform you that the evangelicals are reinventing nestorianism

harry peed on my backpack and he SEEMS fine so I want to think he just freaked out when my cleaner got here, but I'm also worried this is the start of kidney problems or something 😭

I’m no Columbo, but I think I’ve cracked the case.

<youth pastor seeing Bluesky engagement discourse> So, you know who else everyone was writing off as dead on a Friday night?

This is Canadian astronaut Jeremy Hansen’s mission patch for the Artemis II mission, painted by Sagkeeng First Nation artist Henry Guimond. You can read more about it here. In a world full of atrocities I’m moved that Canadians are taking part in science & hope. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

get in loser, we're doing the Wars of Religion again

sorry its this one

why is my cat so obsessed with me

cursive? in english? you are like little baby, watch this *takes four weeks of french paleography at this same library and still can't fuckin read*

The time the UK told a user in northern ireland that the program was only available in the UK while apologizing for The Troubles is another Irish Twitter classic

face hurts

why would they be celebrating the fourth of july in canada when canada day is RIGHT THERE

Iran just reportedly hit an Oracle data center in Dubai and i can't stop thinking about how good it would feel to see my tax dollars spent firing Tomahawk cruise missiles at data centers.

as always I am torn between taking a nap and eating dinner. why can't I just do both at the same time

it’s no contest

@antilamentation.bsky.social this u

Holy smokes, the sun is out! Please consider this little man’s eyebrow tufts, which are all too often overshadowed by his ear tufts and whiskers.

Tapping the sign

THE SPARROW, Mary Doria Russell, 1996.

they changed my application status on the website but I haven't heard anything directly yet 👀

all timer banger

I can't believe the "New Yorker" REJECTED this cartoon!

Some maintain that Rooks should engage in "class solidarity" and "gang up on the runners instead of shooting one another". To this I say: why should I try to join any club made up of people dumb enough to lose a firefight to me?

everyone give your pets a little kiss on their little heads for me thx

RIP Giordano Bruno, you would’ve loved everything about Artemis II

on balance, I would rather social media had not achieved a ubiquity that has destroyed, perhaps permanently, the social contract and the very fabric of human connection, but otoh it’s fun that there are astronauts up in space right now who have almost certainly seen the “moon’s haunted” tweet

The Rooks are unionizing.

forgot the most important of the genre

I was playing marathon the other day with a guy whose cat had ingested portion of a lily and I had to bully him into quitting the game calling the emergency vet NOW. fortunately he did, but idk yet if the kitty is ok ☹️

Yeah that’s cool

none of you fuckers reminded me but I DID make my two phone calls

pals, what's the most straightforward and least n*zi-filled blogging platform these days?

he looks so innocent when he's asleep