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omg noooo I just had to write my first "how do I get out of being required to use AI for this assignment" email of the semester (after dropping another class already for AI use)

I need someone to scoop my entire shoulder blade with a melon baller or something

hey did you know that the track that plays during the vegas scene is called inferno and the one that plays while shane is in the elevator is called fire escape. because I just learned that and it caused me physical pain 🥲 #heatedrivalry

This little boy continues to just be generally empty-headed, but what he lacks in brain cells, he makes up for in sweetness. He learned to play with the other kittens & with toys, he’s also proving he’s a bit of a food gremlin. He still doesn’t cuddle for naps (me or the other kittens), but it’s ok.

can't tell if airplane guy is giving me the ick or not. I think I have reasonable reservations! but what if some are also unreasonable

ok ok so marie-philip poulin and her wife laura stacey are the C and an A for the victoire, yes? and they do this adorable thing at the end of warmups where they collect all the pucks in a milk crate. and mpp always flips the last puck in, and has to keep trying until it goes in if she misses.

she understands that I am normal and can be trusted with hot lesbians

I'M SO MAD THAT PUCK WAS SO CLEARLY IN THE NET FUCK THE SIRENS

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

this guy gets it

FUCK THE REFS FUCK THIS GAME FUCK YOUUUUUUU

if this goes no-goal I'm finding that situation room and burning it down

btw because several people have asked: if you are outside of canada, you can find where to watch the pwhl on thepwhl.com

there's this montreal tourism ad I always get during pwhl games and I'm TOLD the lyrics to the song are "viendras-tu avec moi" but I literally cannot hear it as anything but "guillotine avec moi"

the inevitable sequel to the swiftie who went to jail for refusing to join the iof

"every game feels like a revenge game for abby roque" MY WIFE

ovechkin getting mpp to sign a jersey for him is just 🥹🥹🥹

One of the most popular and crowd-pleasing arias in classical opera, "Perché non c'è cibo nella mia ciotola, donna?" tells an emotional tale of a desperately malnourished waif and translates into English as "Why Is There No Food In My Bowl, Woman?"

massively overthinking my ~first assignment so I wrote 400 words of notes for something that can only be 750 words max lmao

if you are disabled, and all you do in 2026 is survive it, I want you to know, that’s enough.

area cat intensely displeased that I finally got out of bed

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Happy 37th birthday to Kelly Marie Tran 💚

til people write fanfic about the current leafs. which should not surprise me but it DOES disgust me. because they are ugly

tfw your pec muscles finally release and everything stops hurting? BLISS LIKE NO OTHER

When I lecture to students about how the apparently thriving economy of the 1920s was really a house of cards just waiting to be knocked down, one of the points I stress is how much a small number of the very rich were essentially propping up consumer spending in unsustainable ways

And one more thing. Students. If you have a professor who is, for some reason, outsourcing their own job to ChatGPT....drop the class. If they tell you to "ask ChatGPT" for sources, drop the class. Because they apparently don't know their own discipline well enough to teach it.

GOAT 🐐

do u want to see a dead body

i just got a new job at Bluesky Inc. where my job is i'm the person who decides if your links embed successfully on Discord or not. on a good day i spend about 7.5 hours on the toilet

there's always a lot of talk about overturning the human-centered status quo, but only wise Chancleta is studying theory to learn how to do it

docking

The thing about not sharing your weirdness because of fear you will be rejected is that you sort of just end up surrounded by people you don't feel understood by, because they're attracted to the Normal performance. You have to just weird everyone out and see who fuck with it

i can probably guess tho

dudes rock

Heated rivalry is for everyone

neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now

Tumulus builder: The grand burial of our chieftain will grant him immortality. Our way of life shall reign eternal Artisan pressing coarse fibers into clay, unknowingly damning 1000 years of his descendants to be known the Coarse Fiber Ware Culture: oh for sure

guys is grim_lupine on tumblr/ao3 who I think it is. I have a terrible memory and don't want to be like HEY ARE YOU-- and then they're like uhhhh

I can't trust politicians who are anti-trans. Not because I'm "only searching for perfection" which is what centrists will be accusing me of for the rest of my life, it's because if you're not pro-trans you'll be garbage on lots of other issues too. Being anti-trans NEVER exists in a vacuum.

booing #77 is praxis but launching her into the sun would be better still

the cat doesn't understand that he's just a little baby and I can just pick him up and throw him out of the room whenever I want

the other day my 8yo said Spanish was his third language. then he counted "uno, dos, tres..." all the way up to "nueve" and then said "uh, i forget." i said "diez?" and this kid straight up replied "diez nuts"