Christopher Nolan’s TENET (2020)

ftr this looks even worse now. one of the bruises is turning BLACK

well the cats were absolute nightmares while that lasted so now harry is trying to make it up to me by showing off his fluffy bits

where i create from

great now my doordasher can't figure out how to get into my building because of all the construction. like it's probably not his fault the signage is so bad but also FUCK MY LIFE I JUST WANT FOOD 😭

I need both cats to calm the fuck down until my head stops hurting

dutch dreams has been getting some good press lately because of drake (LOL) but it sucks ass

I know I need to eat but my head hurts too much to make a decision. can someone pls tell me what to order (not pizza)

earlier I was like "wow maybe I'm getting better, it's still a week until botox and I haven't had any crazy nerve pain yet!" reader, you'll never guess what happened next

This one is ESPECIALLY great, because said (racist) NIMBYs thought "traditional" meant "our stereotypical idea of longhouses", when actually the Squamish group applied their traditional values to current community living, and it's just beautiful.

my latest and greatest pet peeve in hr fandom is calling it a STADIUM. hockey isn't played in a fuckin stadium!!!

a lot falls into place when you recognize that dogmatic Zionists are the same type of guy as Serbian nationalists who angrily deny that the Srebrenica massacre happened and they had it coming anyway www.liberalcurrents.com/israel-is-a-...

commander shepard: just doing my rounds. what's up mordin solus:

Ohhh teeny lil cozy gal

just a fat little harbor seal...my beautiful leopard slug...

just saw a reel by someone who reminds me so much of @longwhitecoats.bsky.social that I legit wondered if there's a secret lwc sister out there or something

is this bra uncomfortable or am I just too used to not wearing a bra

when are games companies going to learn that there will be no return on their investment in AI if no one can afford the hardware to play their games like there won't be any return anyway because it's dogshit but uhhhhhhh yikes

like I know why but tell me why there's an $8 markup on my hair mousse at shoppers vs at the salon. that's 32%

ok so on top of being seana mckenna's son, the guy who plays hayden ALSO believes that pc white cheddar is superior to kraft dinner. goat

why does it have to warm TODAY, a day that I definitely have to leave the house and therefore need to cover my tattoo

lmao my nemesis spent so much class time defending this technology when this exact outcome was so obviously foreseeable just from the publicly available data

omg the cat just bit me so hard it INSTANTLY bruised. usually it takes a least a few minutes??

Ok this is a truly great tweet

guinea big

being on the computer. nice.

this fic thinks that ottawa and montreal are in the same province 😬

a regal beast on his throne

pretty sure I AM getting acne at my botox injection sites. which would be fine except that it's in my jaw muscles which already hurt, so painful acne is like the last thing I need 😭

tattoo itchy

If Poilievre had been PM and done exactly what Carney is doing, most Conservatives would cheer and most Liberals would protest. Carney has run a Conservative agenda on the environment, military, civil liberties, pipeline expansion, the postal service, taxes, cuts to public service, and so on

I think it was @glynbowerman.bsky.social who said it first but all BlogTO posts should have the tagline "The site that hates Toronto" when posting their bait.

what my microwaved nachos see at 12:30 in the morning while they’re cooking

he's so shaped

allegory of the cave or some shit

my hottest of takes is that chicken is the worst meat

ftr I say this because my latin instructor made us read miranda prorsus, so there is certainly precedent

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at some point you aren't holding the US accountable, you are letting other sources of evil off the hook for rhetorical impact.

wait wait wait I just realized the actual best part of the pope's new encyclical...everyone taking latin at cms will probably be forced to read it for class (unless the latin instructors have become significantly less cool since I took it)

new high watermark for posts just dropped

omg they were ass wine roommates

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is that good

congrats to @only4s.bsky.social for getting her PhD at literally the worst time to do so in more than 30 years

Converting to Catholicism so I can tell my bosses using unregulated AI is against my religion and I will sue them like that cake lady who hated gay people if they make me use it

my favorite one

if you are reading this you have been blessed by the Paw 🐾 rejoice & pass it on

I only took like 5 classes that weren't related to my major, and since 2 of them were french this is kind of a no-brainer. it was astronomy for non-science majors lmao