there's an extremely funny latin joke in anno 117 that almost makes up for how incredibly buggy it is. ubisoft typical.

my most woke opinion: abolish money

this implies the existence of a Yaoi Gagarin

If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.

Always thinking of you, ya freaks

Human I help

wondering why I was feeling so disengaged lately until I remembered I haven't been taking my vyvanse

They’ve decided. It’s time. They will Voltron together and hunt down every last yacht.

the only good accent work on earth is old money transatlantic american to make fun of rich people accent

I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke history is a fucking joke lmao

took a nap and my body was convinced I was having a stress dream because of how sweaty I was getting, but when I woke up it was just harry being my sleep paralysis demon

a “Space Force”, if you will

dad is surprised that I've already put several hours into anno 117 when "it was just released today" like dad what do you think I do with my time. of course I spend it playing video games, I AM FUNEMPLOYED

I for one will welcome, etc. www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/2560607...

steam machine de la abuela

mashing his face into my hand because why not

irony is dead

kaeyacat goes from fast asleep to biting like an expensive sports car like chill buddy

TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence! Real conspiracies: To: conspirator From: famous person Attachment: evidence.png

ok but should I go back to school

cow humours

sure wish we had locked accts so I could bully y'all into helping me make a decision 🤡😬

how many times am I going to have to tell rogers to lose my number and never call me again until they do in fact lose my number and never call me again 😤

I didn't even click on it and I still got it stuck in my head 😭

"And James Bond, who did NOT die"

the only problem with young people today is that they never had to mentally negotiate the difference btwn a video game's box/booklet art and the sprites they would play as on the screen. i understood what Plato was talking about before i ever even heard of him thanks to DRAGON WARRIOR

perhaps I will simply not sleep at all for a second night in as many weeks! I'm too old for this shit 😭

TUBCAT

Joyce Carol Oates: Demonstrating the Value of the Humanities through Public Ownership of the Richest Man on Earth

he thinks I should let him sleep here tonight 🧐

given what I have recently Learned, I feel hsr fandom isn't bringing their best. where's the fic where mydei's dad is kronk.

the 46 years war

realizing that in order to put this on my fridge I'll have to get it laminated, or else the menu itself will become a menu item for a certain paper eating menace 😂

I was going to make dinner (no I wasn't) but now the cats are on me and it's illegal to move so you'll be shocked (no you won't) to learn that I'm ordering pizza

@gethporno.bsky.social a menu for your two menaces! please let me know if you'd like me to adjust anything, and if there's a good email address for the high-res version, let me know that too. <3

i've said it before and i'll say it again: joyce carol oates is the main boss of twitter. our finest posters have done some of their best work going after elon, but it's never rattled him like this. she got to him on a molecular level.

I hope a**y o*****d was included in this study

"if you watched the tesla annual shareholder meeting" We didn't you fucking dork. We've all had sex before

history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting

If I have to know this, so do you:

get someone who looks at you like

@gethporno.bsky.social kaeyacat cousin

@gethporno.bsky.social Dilute tuxies really are all alike

everything reminds me of him

it’s only a revelation game if it takes place on the island of Patmos. otherwise it’s just sparkling information games