HIM: I used to be a seal
HER: what kind, ball-on-nose or Navy
HIM: Navy
HER: I'm a lawyer
HIM: what kind
HER: the only kind
HIM: oh
HER: btw I'm pregnant
HIM: that is a surprise, we haven't had sex yet
HER: we can still have a one-night stand, I'm not due until July
HIM: I love you
add a skeleton here at some point
8 days ago