OBAMACARE ENROLLEE: ahahaha I have decided to scam the government by paying thousands upon thousands to an insurance company and receiving nothing in return. But will Dr. Pillhawker see through my evil plans?

TMZ DC with perhaps the most brutal video from Trump's Great American State Fair, showing Dr. Oz on stage bragging to Dean Cain about how big the crowd is, only for the reporter to pan around and show absolutely nobody is there. Original post: x.com/i/status/207...

LOOK AT THIS CAT DRESSED AS A VICAR.

checking in with The Chron and a) he absolutely should have regrets b) what the fuck is going on with his facial hair

Farewell to Penelope Keith. www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

Reading an extremely unpleasant Ellery Queen short story about a man who attempts to manipulate a woman into marrying him by first convincing an emotionally unstable guy to stalk her and then positing himself as the safe, reliable choice who can protect her and he's portrayed as the hero

Nominative determinism claims another win.

They’re calling it the Great American State Fair because “Outdoor Felony Sauna” tested poorly.

Truly bizarre story of how two papers from the 1940s by physics pioneer Max Planck have been "retracted" from Naturwissenschaften, potentially by an algorithm, for anachronistic "plagiarism" issues, leaving the current editor baffled (but it is Springer Nature so.... www.science.org/content/arti...

*TMNT theme song voice* fake coyote, goose deterrent fake coyote, GOOSE DETERRENT FAKE COYOTE, GOOSE DETERRENT AIN'T DETERRING SHIT THOUGH GEESE ARE BASTARDS

holy fuck Jon lmao

One of the things I like about Chicago: the opposite of thin is deep

Tens of thousands celebrated Budapest Pride, the first since Viktor Orbán’s ousting.

Tried to pay a call on @raforall.bsky.social but the line for her signing was around the room! #alaac26

Among other problems here people are going to think Talarico gave them a free brisket.

I have watched this SO MANY times

Weep with me, for Vanilla Ice has cancelled his Freedom 250 concert at America’s State Fair. www.themirror.com/entertainmen...

HA HA HA #alaac26

THIS is what we do to Teletubbies who snitch

More than anything right now, I wish to experience the sweet, cooling relief of being tossed into a chest freezer by an errant emu.

Once again, as I’ve noted multiple times before, Trump’s foreign policy isn’t really realist, or imperialist, or neoroyalist, or about spheres of influence, etc. Its sexual predation/abuse elevated the level of the state

I'm off to #alaac26 !

referring to us as Dewey stans is up there with forcing us to use the slogan "Library and Chill"

#protip for university administrators trying to connect with librarians: DO NOT MAKE COMMENTS ABOUT THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM AND ESPECIALLY NOT ABOUT MELVIL DEWEY HIMSELF

a cool moment -- Kaitlin Collins tells Brad Lander that he won his primary live on air during an interview with him. Lander responds by saying, "I'm thrilled. I did not expect to be on air when the race was called."

huzzah!!

Narcissists have a history with reflecting pools

Graphic design is my passion.

We’re really gonna regret wasting the name “Watergate,” huh

This is a true story. The woman pictured above, Évelyne Dhéliat, has probably done more to raise public awareness about global warming in France with this one stunt than many governments and medias. ps: the map created in 2014 depicted August 2050—not even June (2026).

Is someone writing a book on zombie tech ideas that will not die? Because we could use one.

My girl Burney’s most cited piece of writing is her account of her radical mastectomy without anesthesia. Her fiction — like many writers of 18-19C — is full of very, very embodied pain (and mental health for that matter).

oh no, is it "what people REALLY want is a VR imaginary universe to exist in and libraries need to get on the bandwagon!" season again

1. She changed her ID to comply with Kansas’ new anti-trans law. Now, the state wants to put her in jail for having an inaccurate license. Kris Ripper is being charged with driving with an invalid license—a class B misdemeanor—after a cop refused to believe the ID the state forced on her was valid.

Keir Starmer Resigns Amid ‘Not Being Very Good Prime Minister’ Scandal

As NPS drains the Reflecting Pool for repairs, thunderstorms and strong rains work to replenish the water.

A photo of all this year’s upcoming prime ministers.

When I run my shin into the coffee table.

i would be the Yosemite Sam of ritualistically sacrificing Episcopalian bog trolls

Economists exist to fill a gap left in the moral language of politics left by the decline in Christianity. If we pray hard enough, all the economists will go away.

damn, I had a good idea about who the next PM should be

1 in 6 British Prime Ministers are alive now.

My neighbor told me a cat keeps eating his british prime minister so I asked how many PMs he has and he said he just goes to the commons and gets a new PM afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding PMs to a cat and then his daughter started crying.

Watching The Lost Weekend because I know how to have fun.

what to announce when you first enter the Acela quiet car

New app: do you want to enable notifications? Me: I don't even want to have this phone

Poor Tom, that eats the swimming frog, the toad, the tadpole, the wall-newt, and the water; that in the fury of his heart, when the foul fiend rages, eats cow-dung for sallets; swallows the old rat and the ditch-dog; drinks the green mantle of the standing pool