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Does the magician still get paid

Just a reminder that past motives for assassination attempts have included: "because the ghost of William McKinley told me to," "to save the trees" and "to impress Jodie Foster."

Booking it like those Scientology speedrunning videos

Took a what in the who now

“No Designated Survivor” would be an amazing band name

What if my political cause is being shitty to fuckface collaborators helping to destroy the country and murder people, who are now reaping? Checkmate

oh lord it’s been a while since there was a Ratioed Post that rallied the majority of This Site but I think this one may just do it

never thought a fun night out with nazis would end in violence, weve all been there

WHCA Prez Weijia Jiang says just now everyone must leave the premises per law enforcement; Trump will hold a press briefing at the WH in 30 mins and wants to reschedule the dinner within 30 days. So TL;DR: Trump’s speech is not happening and the event will not go on.

First official statement from LE “suspect is in custody” The FBI Washington Field Office's National Capital Response Squad has responded to a shooting at the Washington Hilton in Washington, D.C. The subject is in custody.

perhaps the ultimate no shit sherlock situation

Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn.

normally when you say "shots fired at the correspondents dinner" it's because of like that Stephen Colbert routine, not literal bullets

So just to recap, in the last minute CSPAN says it was a false alarm, CNN says the shooter was killed in the lobby, and the pool report says he's in custody, do I have that right?

Clearest view of the incident at tonight’s White House correspondents dinner. CNN says that a secret service member has told them that a gunman is confirmed dead in the lobby.

There was an attack at the WHCA Dinner. Shots fired. #WHCA

Jesus Christ: gunshots fired at the WHCA dinner www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...

Uh what the fuck

Already they are calling for a whole bunch of nasty shit for Monday in Illinois

Everyone who knows me knows I can’t resist a good tote bag, so I definitely had to get this #BagFandom

YAY

99% sure this will stay off to the south of us but can we just fucking NOT??

This is going to be a bad year for weather

I’m very happy for you @themeatispeople.bsky.social lol lol

Uh oh they just mentioned The House on the Rock getting a severe thunderstorm on the teevee. Never heard them be that specific! (I live nearby and we have been beset with tornadoes and crazy weather lately)

He’s connecting the dots with the whole pizza thing. I sure hope conservatives never order pizza anymore because that makes you a pedo

Tim Heidecker Wants to Make Infowars the Premier Destination for Trans Comedy

ATLANTA (AP) — US Rep. David Scott, a Georgia Democrat seeking his 13th term in Congress, has died at age 80.

After years of limbo, backlash, and a near write-off, Coyote vs. Acme finally has a trailer, and it looks like every bit of the movie the industry fought so hard to save from clueless studio management. www.cartoonbrew.com/feature-film...

With Orban gone the EU has now approved the 90 billion Euro loan to Ukraine and another package of sanctions on Russia. V good news.

You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

BREAKING: Virginia voters approve constitutional amendment allowing mid-decade redistricting, expected to give Democrats more seats in Congress via @virginiamercury.com wisconsinexaminer.com/2026/04/21/r...

It’s TACO Tuesday, again. (And that’s a good thing.) Trump Extends Cease-fire With Iran www.nytimes.com/live/2026/04...

He looked into the Ark

Funny enough I was right across the street from this not 48 hours earlier at the Lena Brewing Company when we had a tornado warning also on Wednesday. I wondered aloud if they had a tornado shelter. Fortunately the brewery was not hit

Tim Heidecker's InfoWars is a cultural reset

I hope Tim Heidecker keeps Alex Jones locked in the new infowars basement like some kind of Omelas Child misery battery for the benefit of the sandy hook families

"My name is Tim Heidecker, and I'm just here to let you know that I am now in charge of InfoWars" goated sentence forever

No fucking way

I had to

God bless

She is awful and should be fired but man that is three women out of the Cabinet and not a single guy

They don't want to hear that this is where the median Gondor citizen is at

So crazy in N Illinois/S Wisconsin. We went from a five and a half year drought to this in the space of like 2 weeks. I’m fortunate that I don’t live near water here

Happy 80th birthday to the man who launched a lot of confused feelings

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS BUGBLATTER (BEAST OF TRAAL, RAVENOUS).

NEW: This might be the perfect visual metaphor for the war in Iran. Courtesy of today’s Virginia Tech Spring game.