Happy Bloomsday and 19th Anniversary to me and @teelawild.bsky.social - went to a cool coffee shop in Rockford, Anderson Japanese Gardens, an enormous antique store, and sushi. Saw a turtle and chipmunks!🐿️ 🐢 🍣⛲️🌳🪷

jesus christ NO! NO!!! FUCK

Blue Man Coup

I don’t think there’s any reason not to ditch Paramount plus. Not even Star Trek is a good enough reason to keep it. Burn it all down

He looks like Tony Danza swallowed a bee

Honestly this should be the headline of every single sports section tomorrow

THIS IS REVERSE 9/11!!!!!

Heyyy congrats NYC, may your poles be forever greased

This whole thing and all its subthreads are why I was teaching a class on politics, cults, and conspiracies for so long, and why I was right about everything (as usual)

They're just getting everything set up for the show

Bury them under a parking lot just like hitler’s bunker

In two years every construction worker in the DMV will be bragging that *they* personally removed the letters from the Kennedy Center. It will be this generation’s version of the SEALs who got Bin Laden.

You're right. That wasn't endless shrimp, it was a basket of drywall screws. I'll do better next time.

Via CNN 🤩👏👏 #JFKForever

Gene Shalit made it to 100. He embraced a level of goofiness with his onscreen persona that really set him apart of other critics, and taught critics like me that you didn't have to be stuffy or puff yourself up to be a critic—you could just be an entertaining version of yourself. Rest in peace.

Heavy on the “speculation” part but it actually stands to reason these days

blue sky this lively during a middle of series sports event can u even fuckin imagine when

I just found out the Knicks won from Eric Bogosian on instagram and I think that’s beautiful

Taylor Swift reversed the Knicks jinx

In hindsight it just took the Knicks three quarters to get all the Trump stink out of the building

I do blame Trump for the Knicks stuff by the way. He’s such a unique vibesmonster. Just a succubus of any and all joy. A sleep paralysis demon that takes anything that looks like light and turns it into the visage of death. He is intent on haunting anywhere happiness appears for even a second.

This looked like it was right on top of us, but the Stateline Dome seems to have held. Just a lot of rain

We've been offering a 20% discount for three months to celebrate our switch but it does expire tonight

Old folks: get a booster. I fortunately did for unrelated reasons several years ago

Tell me why one of my cats thinks another of the cats is a bird, and bird chatters at her, which makes her growl and scream? #CatProblems

I don’t even watch basketball and this is insane lol lol

If you thought they could mitigate the boos by waiting until the national anthem…*EXTREME WARNER WOLF VOICE*…YOU LOST!

Everyones saying that Trump being booed relentlessly at MSG would be the funniest possibility, but I think that's pretty clearly the second funniest

As Bill Hicks would have said, a fevered ego, tainting our collective unconscious, and making us pay a higher psychic price than we can possibly imagine

plug nithya raman overtaking spencer pratt right into this buckaroos veins

Going to be an interesting week 🙃

Good grief NYC, I don’t remember this level of constant torrential downpours when I lived there 35 years ago. Stay safe!

Decided to start doing lino printing. This is based on the Eastlake flower pot motif, which is the original hardware we have throughout our Victorian house. Not bad for a first try? Need to learn to print more evenly. Maybe I’ll try a light print on a dark background next! #Linocut #PrintSky

I guess the Republicans did flee the city, after all.

Still freaks me out how prescient this show was #BeSeeingYou

The fun part of where we live is we don’t get TV weather alerts for our area at all, but we do get them for North of us. Such are the fortunes of antenna reception. Stay safe Wisconsin! I’m trying to watch DS9 and the alerts keep on coming, sounds bad!

I’ve come to realize I’m going to be scraping multiple layers of paint and wallpaper together off of walls for the rest of my natural life

Very smart to do this. This is the kind of thing where inaction gets your government overthrown

Haha die mad about it fuckos

God-tier NYT correction: Correction (left), original (right) www.nytimes.com/2026/06/01/n...

I hope there's an anthology of these somewhere

I’ve been waiting for this one to happen. Really fucking bad

Agh the mushrooms!!! Amazing

Did Trey Gowdy ever stop trying to kill Roger Rabbit?

IMPORTANT: For any artists/writers/etc etc, using Linktree to point people to their work, from 5 July, they'll be feeding all imagery you use on your landing page into DALL-E by OpenAI. I deleted my account this morning.

BREAKING: Boyz 4 Now have withdrawn from the Freedom 250 Celebration

Et tu, Bret?