squad: "do you want to go shopping in town tomorrow" me, now frantically using up ingredients at 9pm: "Yes"

she knows what i’m about 🥲

thus begins the Season Of Forgetting I Need To Hydrate More Because Even Though It Isn't Hot It Is Very Dry

Work Is Trying My Patience Today listening

absolutely vital that he be bleeding from the face at all times to rack up those poor little meow meow points

read too much sxx, the algorithm's now giving me ads for day collars

war crimes is not enough the hague needs to start trying people for Not Fun To Play Video Games With

Take me with you 🫀 man the chokehold this movie has on me #frankenstein

Aldrich, Devourer of Gods 神喰らいのエルドリッチ #ダークソウル3 #DarkSouls3

Yet more Xena x Callisto from my patreon.com/laurenknight i may be obsessed 🫣

#darksouls3 #oc darling :3

shang qinghua: pleAse call me daddy please please please my king just once PLEASE mobei jun: since when do you have a bug fetish #svsssspoilers

i need to try Bog Hair

you know when you leave a brain browser tab buffering in the background and then it finally finishes loading and starts autoplaying with audio 3 days later when you're trying to do something completely unrelated

my hobby is buying things i think are cute and then realizing after the fact that i already have a coat in that length/colour and a nail polish from another brand that's only 1/2 a shade different and

no longer squatting at the family home so mother sends me pics of her rewatching cql again with my cat every evening

there's a single member of management that's an actual emotionally intelligent human being who understands we all have lives outside of work and has been through a mountain of therapy and she keeps blindsiding me with "thank you for telling me, how can i help" instead of being gamed by corpospeak

i've been accused of xy favouritism (affectionate) but i haven't decided yet whether this is true or whether it's just that he has the most screen time and he's the "hear me out" character of the lot

TIS THE SEASON 🦂

rivals-to-lovers dialogue options are always peak

i abandoned my minion at some court for years to do some job while i fucked off and got paid for it and he comes back to me a one-eyed lunatic with a new husband, i love this game

so much of the clothing i ended up at my parents' place with was crop tops that one day i had a proper sweater on father stopped me in the kitchen to demand an explanation as to why i looked shorter suddenly

wow! the breasts of a fictional character

Another Xena x Callisto from my patreon www.patreon.com/laurenknight happy Halloween 😌

Non-osha compliant butt touches This is why yi city is still run down 😔

i'd played repo to the point the squad all felt like we'd solved it and it was more about waiting for some lame npc to shuffle by than getting scared. no one even remembered being scared. but now there's a haunted tricycle 👁️👄👁️

me and my cadre of dastardly m/m shippers are going to ruin healthy male platonic bonds for everyone

ants are my actual favourite mdzs character

#cql #theuntamed #weiwuxian / #WeiYing

book system, highly vibes-based

this is how your email finds me

#OC_tober2025 day 8. Dagmar, a 600-year-old Vampire Matriarch from my original universe.

it only took like 3 hours and 1 noble helper to go through my entire wardrobe + linen closet and send 5 big bags out for donation/trash and everything has a proper place in a closet/dresser now, the era of baskets and doom piles is over holy fuck

accuracy is drastically less important to me in fic than whether or not it’s compelling but it is still tasty when someone does intimately understand the field/profession/experience/etc they’re writing

canadian cattle farmers unexpectedly enthusiastic about mxtx

interminable length

iphone voice to text vs 11pm chinese robocall sending me to another dimension

#xuexiao (unironically sad)

another party in Callidae went great, and all of Catti-brie's suspicions were confirmed (she'll have plenty to gossip about with Regis now)

i need to stick big legos to him immediately

POV you're dead and the feral cat you took in is about to eat your face

Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 MDZS preorders $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

me, violently ill within an hour of eating: "i wonder if this is some shellfish sensitivity or like food poisoning or what, because it seems to be a recurring theme" sibling already eating my leftovers, in a bold FAFO approach to science: "we'll see shortly :)"

i really can't overstate how important it is to not tie your self-worth or sense of self to your job at all if your job sucks and i would put this in my dossier of 30-Something Advice if the greatest examples of Not Getting It in my life weren't old enough to be my parents

A Kimono decorated with skeletons, from Japan, 1840-1860 CE, now housed at the Victoria and Albert Museum in London

This is just to say I have looked on the works that were in the desert and which you were probably thinking would still stand Forgive me they were trunkless so vast and so old

lbcc has their lily myrrh cream back,,,, god is good

sibling wanders into the room and sticks around for all of ep 10, afterwards i turn to them and go "DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOW WHY I LOVE THEM. DO YOU UNDERSTAND." about sxx like a person who is so normal

“i think the guy who plays wangji does a compelling job of looking like an uncanny sex doll” - sibling, on tuning in for a single untamed episode