(Talking to a 28 year old) When I was your age we didn't have to wrap every single search term in quotes

is bluesky slow as fuck for anyone else rn

pro wrestling is so easy. give your championship to a good heel and i'll be invested every time

cloverpit is barely a game. you just fuckin sit there watching shit happen. it's like 95% luck. it's just gambling without the stakes of gambling. it gets you addicted with the same trickle of dopamine hits that actual slot machines give you. and unfortunately it has extremely worked on me

one of these days i'm going to post all my drafts and get three likes total

i want to violently shake everyone who still puts the link to the thing they're promoting in a reply. i'm not clicking through. just put the fucking link in the post

today this is the cross button

monthly "i love pro wrestling and i love trans people" post!!!!!!

WHERE are the fucking PRIVATE ACCOUNTS

i think we should all post one draft

dm me and tell me about your day or something else cool you did recently. i would like to chat

GOOGLE "CHRONO CROSS"

i would like to get high and listen to music with people who love me

shion is sick and tired of being in xenosaga

successfully defeating the bad thoughts by thinking about how everyone loves me (which is TRUE)

hi :)

Yall already know

yo hold up. this shit is less than two hours away. i think i need to visit Big Ass Lake

i am considering lesbianism

working the cereal aisle really gets you wondering what some of this shit tastes like. i gotta start doing cereal reviews

new sleep token song on karafun!!! they added gethsemane!!! i'm gonna cry on stage!!!!!

feel like if i keep making my way out to the arcade i gotta get good at something there. i wanted it to be ice cold beer but i think i gotta give up on my dreams there, i don't have the reaction time to balance that stupid little ball

just want to let everyone know that it is not my birthday today!

what's y'all's favourite jackbox game

I can't let this post go by without adding the extended version www.tumblr.com/mothsbythela...

aperl fool Fuck off

word has gotten out amongst my irl circles that i'm a speedrun world record holder. opinions range from "holy shit that's so cool" to "😐"

saw a post on here

went to an indian restaurant for the first time today and ordered a spicy chicken vindaloo but i'm not convinced they made it as spicy as they could have because i was expecting it to kill me but it was only moderately spicy. i was excited, people always hype up indian food as being spicy as shit

hmmmm in 11 days it'll be a year since i last set a new record in the darkness. wonder if i can derust fast enough to break that record before then

Hi everyone. We here at Samantha are pleased to announce that Samantha (from Samantha) has had an excellent Transgender Day of Visibility. We hope to continue having good days in the coming weeks. Thank you and have a good night or don't i dont fucking care

remember to look at me thanks

look how visible i am

look how visible i am

it's trans day of visibility so if you're not trans i better not see you

tues day of visibility

i need someone to tell me they love me or i'm going to fucking explode!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i have been awake for 28 hours now. does anybody like that. does anybody think that's cute

thank you

please send help. i can't keep doing this

thinking about saying "erm". thinking about going "erm"

a billion is like two million

bubble gum is so good for like 10 minutes

cookie clicker sucks actually (she is grinding the seasonal drops)

i..... want to get into other idle games

AHHHH!!! I EMBARRASSED MYSELF ONE TIME!!! MY FUCKING LIFE IS OVER!!!!! <--- she really thinks this

We're pleased to announce that we've been working on a full, non-AI, English-patch for #Xenosaga I+II on Nintendo DS. To celebrate the game's 20th anniversary, we'll release a beta patch covering the first 3 chapters (tomorrow, hopefully). Have a look ! : youtu.be/J-eTjvRtyHg

gotta grow my bangs out again so bad i hate how they look rn 😭

it's once again time to say hello to "samantha" on her break. try it!

dawg i need help. i'm thinking of starting cookie clicker mobile