AIRPLANE THE CHIPMUNK IS BACK

the thing about ocs that live in your mind is that no one else posts about those guys

their old sleeping arrangements / poor substitutes

pharaohs would kill for what I have (airtight containers to store grain)

blast from the past but probably this pacific rim fic about trying to fuck your brother's ghost while he's possessing you archiveofourown.org/works/1185409

meng mo big naturals be upon ye

ah lads I thought about nie huaisang again 🥲

"sorry if you know this already!" says tumblr user providing incredibly niche information about their special interest 🥹 everyone is their own average familiarity xkcd comic

"you're sitting in a car with a beautiful boy" "this is just like me and shizun"

the real qijiu fixit arc: Let's Atticwife Shen Yuan Together

another day, another misread of /hj as "handjob"

tldr I think YQY's biggest fantasy is giving someone a hug where he doesn't have to consider when it's proper to let go.

og!sqh noticing the qing jing peak lord following him around and thinking shit, fuck, he must have noticed I'm selling out the sect, and meanwhile their conversations are like sqq: does the word "pokemon" mean anything to you og!sqh: stop saying swears

be normal (no liking scum villain)

[stares into the distance] I miss six balls

yue qingyuan are you jealous that binghe spends every day pouring his love and spiritual energy into a cold unmoving vessel because his at least has xiao jiu's face

and he xuan is not inventing core swap surgery. he xuan is inventing a way to suck your core out of you through your mouth and devour it

tianyue is so special to me. catastrophic mourners dead wife society but in one case her memory lives on in an ungrateful son and in the other case his wife's body is still up and dating aforementioned son

#svsss self-cest Plant body era, SQQ's body starts decomposing too rapidly to be maintained properly, so Binghe has no choice but to use his new battery pack 💔 post 1/2

do you guys think bingzu had a meng mo in his head the whole time 🤔 old man yaoi can still win

we should start referring to fandom wank as "schisms"

mobei jun is like hamlet if he never talked and killed people

sy thinks sqh is probably desperate enough to say yes to anything that lands in his lap. fine. so of course sqh fucks him punishingly and makes sy nearly cry on his cock which honestly isn’t even hard to do. but sqh’s hookup style is like thank u for the orgasm please see yourself out

Lbh: oooh I'm just a lonely little flower, won't you please pollenate me, beautiful butterfly? Sqq: wait, do I have to be a butterfly? I'd rather be a bee I think Lbh: ☺️☺️☺️ hehe of course, Shizun!!! A handsome honey bee!Now pollenate me! 🐝 🌷 ❤️ Meng Mo: I wish I could kill myself

original shang qinghua vs airplane

you know, there's no reason NOT to add tianlang jun to moshang 🤔

tbh = totally binghe lbh = lets binghe ttyl = talk to you later (about luo binghe)

fully forgot that lbh could mean "let's be honest." are we talking about binghe where is he

he never saw lbh and lqg fight, he just heard about it later. he does kind of wistfully imagine it sometimes. two muscular men, each a stallion in his prime, sweaty, grappling intently as they struggle for dominance, staring into each other's eyes... ...anyway, SY wants to work out to impress girls

me liking every single post in a thread: I am getting a good grade in communicating 😌

saw a VERY confusing post about "mbj" until I realized it was in fact not referencing the demon king of the north but instead the oscar-winning film sinners (2025)

a thriving binghe will feel safe displaying petty bitch behavior in front of his hater wife

I yearn for a chuck tingle style book cover of Proud Immortal Demon Wasp

#LiuQingge #SVSSS

I'm still not over avioncito y pepinillo btw

XF: am I being sold to One Direction right now? SQH: if that direction is north, then yes

what if this is how I regain my ability to read spanish

I've decided quan yizhen is a really really intense chengxian shipper

I love how many lord huron songs are like "what if I got myself into extremely specific peril with an eldritch/far entity that wants to both love and consume me and time became a meaningless concept during the devouring. would that be sexy or what"

Shen Qingqiu interprets his own behavior in the same way that he interprets Binghe and the same way he interprets the literature he reads, which is to say: heteronormatively, strictly within acceptable boundaries of masculinity, and incorrectly

I've fallen into a wangxian fic spiral and I keep being like wow do my friends online know about these guys

shizuuuuun we have to repopulate the hiiiiive 😩

thank u binghe for 1) manhandling him 2) fucking him to tears 3) bullying him harder 4) pretending you are not doing any of these things bc u are so sweet and obedient

was gonna tweet "new scum villain extras were the highlight of the year" and then remembered I did also get married this year

#svsssspoilers little system-spirit running back to bingzu like "got it boss! we made his nipples real sexy like you asked!" lbz awakening from the ashes of his eternal misery: you did what to his what

[ #svsss ] Rkgk . Some people requested that I draw Bingzu... Well they didn't specify if it's pre or post-self destruction so I chose the first option 🥹 . #luobinghe | #artrequest | #人渣反派自救系统 | #穿书自救指南

I'm delighted by fanartists agreeing so immediately on bingzu design. give that man white hair and glitching blue scars and bloody hands and a stare of pure anguish

[ #svsss ] . Speaking of the SV Extras, now that I got enough info about SY's siblings, I made my own interpretation on how they look like weeks ago! Top guy is the brother who researched Ancient Tea Trees, Middle guy is the Antarctic Researcher & of course, our one and only, the diva herself ✨

the illusion of choice meme where the paths are "steal doppelganger's husband" and "find someone else to truly love me for me" but both are shen yuan

shen yuan getting kissed and thinking "this must be how pokemon feel when they're paralyzed by electric moves" that's so embarrassing dude <3 #HallmarkRead25