I love shen yuan's brainworms about bingge 🥰

the reality of binghe breaking into the holy mausoleum is sooo funny to me. like the mausoleum is built above ground it’s not an underground structure. binghe crashed a rhino thru the roof. listen to me. he needed 200 of them. listen

sqq: you manipulated me with fake feelings >:( lbh: no, i manipulated you with REAL feelings

five years is an insane amount of time. imagine that you picked a fight with someone two months before the covid lockdowns and you went back every single day to get your ass kicked and you're still fighting that same guy this morning. liu qingge the man that you are

do you think liu qingge knows he kept binghe alive for five years

do you ever think about how cang qiong could have pretty easily gotten sqq's corpse back if yue qingyuan had gone with liu qingge even one (1) time but he never did. for five years.

sj: he's USING you sy: what's the problem? sy: you can use me too?

there's space for more than one clown in this car, my friend. and they can make out sloppy style in there.

gasp just like a starstruck odyssey

yesterday we got a professional to treat the wasp nest on the roof and today the wasps are doubling down on Operation Be(e) In My Home ☹️

love to have a dream about my cat and then go see her irl. that's blorbo from my subconscious!

my favorite thing about spx is all the people seeing art of the scrungliest guy and elbowing their friend like "that's you"

he takes after his father 🥹

#svsss #shenqingqiu #luobinghe

sqq: binghe's era of innocence 😔 he'll be so much different when he comes back the rest of the peak: getting some real demon emperor vibes from this kid

i think sy’s little hero worship thing for yqy would make sj want to skin him alive

the real lesson of 2ha is that a beautiful man with high standards can ruin any number of teenagers

beefleaf qijiu 🤔

whenever I see centaur shen qingqiu I just think about how easily horses die

#shangqinghua #niehuaisang #mdzs #svsss #moshang

hamster sqh is a classic but I think we should also experiment with crow sqh

I do my part against LLMs by routinely typing sentences that have never before been uttered by humankind

I'm glad we as a fandom have collectively shared the binghe brain cell by being obsessed with the new art of Most Normal Looking Guy Shen Yuan

zhuzhi lang should be able to turn other people into snakes vampire-style

taxian jun likes to think this is him but he has never once achieved the necessary chill

[old] Donghua Shen Qingqiu when will you return with your husband 😔 . #svsss #shenqingqiu

The long awaited commission pair for @cucumber-salad.bsky.social !! This was so much fun to do, thanks for your support ❤️ #cumplane #svsss #shenyuan #shangqinghua #mxtx

POV: you are a lonely gay man who accidentally created a fantasy world, and now multiple facets of your world (reflections of you) are in love with the man who was so passionate about your work (and, let's be real, you) that he died to be there.

SQQ: I'm not gay but if no one else is going to love these men I'll have to do it myself SQH/LBH, staring into a distorted mirror: If someone like him is lovable, then I *must* be TLJ: This lord is fujoing out

#svsss he has the appeal of a loser here

still delighted by this hashtag moth fact. nature is beautiful

im going to cry LOOK AT THEM???? #.debdoot #mothualian

FOUND IT. enjoy the previously mentioned mothlian

he's been in the forbidden section of the library studying stairway to heaven you ungrateful twink

luo binghe: unconscious, bloody, qi deviating, locked in a coffin shen qingqiu: am I morally obligated to give him a handjob? probably yes, right?

had a sqq-ass dream about finding a determined but fragilehearted young teen who was trying to learn how to use his unstable new power from tiktok

imagine if shen yuan transmigrated into meng yao. there are so many ways he could be insane from there

no one could possibly match the wild thought processes bingyuan have about each other!! pairing of all time!!!!!!'

[redacted] really went ARENT YOU TIRED OF BEING NICE? DONT YOU WANT TO GO APESHIT???? And Xie Lian, covered in dirt and blood and failure, said No!!! I’m tired of everyone else being mean!!!!!!!!

the thing about binghe is that he's designed for endless Ultimate Revenge Fantasies but then sqq came along and loved him so hard he barely has anything to take revenge for. so he's just a completely unhinged housewife who will kill you if you try to drink water in his house

thinking fondly about cucumber-bro's pidw cosplay that he spent thousands of dollars assembling and then never wore

the progenitor of this thought was that if all the peak lords were shibari'd before him binghe would be bored and unimpressed whereas sqq in the same scenario has a bright red face & 12 paragraphs of detailed gay thoughts about each of them with a final ranking at the end

do you guys think binghe was shizunsexual before shen yuan got there?

CHASTITY BELT FOR BINGMOTH

#svsss x #kpopdemonhunters AU (2/2) Shoehorned my #svsssOC in here because free will. #myart #svsss #bingyuan

what if binghe was an anglerfish and the white lotus disciple body was his lure

truly nothing hits like giving a cat tons of smooches between the ears

things happen to airplane, and Shen Yuan makes things happen (to himself). passive vs active voice. conduit vs creator. this tickles me, to have the author of the work become a side character, and a reader the protagonist. it makes sv fanfiction on a billion different levels.

I find it genuinely heartening when customers at work do a low-stakes whoopsie. like yeah mike forgot to cc naomi because it's monday for all of us huh. shared humanity