tbh = totally binghe lbh = lets binghe ttyl = talk to you later (about luo binghe)

fully forgot that lbh could mean "let's be honest." are we talking about binghe where is he

he never saw lbh and lqg fight, he just heard about it later. he does kind of wistfully imagine it sometimes. two muscular men, each a stallion in his prime, sweaty, grappling intently as they struggle for dominance, staring into each other's eyes... ...anyway, SY wants to work out to impress girls

me liking every single post in a thread: I am getting a good grade in communicating 😌

saw a VERY confusing post about "mbj" until I realized it was in fact not referencing the demon king of the north but instead the oscar-winning film sinners (2025)

a thriving binghe will feel safe displaying petty bitch behavior in front of his hater wife

I yearn for a chuck tingle style book cover of Proud Immortal Demon Wasp

#LiuQingge #SVSSS

I'm still not over avioncito y pepinillo btw

XF: am I being sold to One Direction right now? SQH: if that direction is north, then yes

we should make all pope names include the letter x in honor of organization 13 (jesus and his disciples)

what if this is how I regain my ability to read spanish

I've decided quan yizhen is a really really intense chengxian shipper

I love how many lord huron songs are like "what if I got myself into extremely specific peril with an eldritch/far entity that wants to both love and consume me and time became a meaningless concept during the devouring. would that be sexy or what"

Shen Qingqiu interprets his own behavior in the same way that he interprets Binghe and the same way he interprets the literature he reads, which is to say: heteronormatively, strictly within acceptable boundaries of masculinity, and incorrectly

I've fallen into a wangxian fic spiral and I keep being like wow do my friends online know about these guys

shizuuuuun we have to repopulate the hiiiiive 😩

thank u binghe for 1) manhandling him 2) fucking him to tears 3) bullying him harder 4) pretending you are not doing any of these things bc u are so sweet and obedient

was gonna tweet "new scum villain extras were the highlight of the year" and then remembered I did also get married this year

#svsssspoilers little system-spirit running back to bingzu like "got it boss! we made his nipples real sexy like you asked!" lbz awakening from the ashes of his eternal misery: you did what to his what

[ #svsss ] Rkgk . Some people requested that I draw Bingzu... Well they didn't specify if it's pre or post-self destruction so I chose the first option 🥹 . #luobinghe | #artrequest | #人渣反派自救系统 | #穿书自救指南

I'm delighted by fanartists agreeing so immediately on bingzu design. give that man white hair and glitching blue scars and bloody hands and a stare of pure anguish

[ #svsss ] . Speaking of the SV Extras, now that I got enough info about SY's siblings, I made my own interpretation on how they look like weeks ago! Top guy is the brother who researched Ancient Tea Trees, Middle guy is the Antarctic Researcher & of course, our one and only, the diva herself ✨

the illusion of choice meme where the paths are "steal doppelganger's husband" and "find someone else to truly love me for me" but both are shen yuan

shen yuan getting kissed and thinking "this must be how pokemon feel when they're paralyzed by electric moves" that's so embarrassing dude <3 #HallmarkRead25

you know what no one writes for bingqiu is tailfic. where is binghe's little spaded demon tail that wags when he's happy! where is the elaborate rant from cucumber bro about how logistically difficult it would be to fuck the tail when no one was asking!

I watched that "brennan lee mulligan's last meal" video and now every time I see the man I crave a bacon egg & cheese

Children are lovable. Xiang Fei is not. Luo Binghe is not. The loss of innocence, of the childhood lens of a perfect mother (the biological necessity that every child love their caretaker, that they seek out comfort from the one supposed to give it) is something everyone in PIDW experiences.

tossing zhuzhi-lang into mdzs just for fun. make zidian turn into a literal snake boy who loves you

i think in a bingyuan roommates arrangement binghe would do such evil things. like catfish shen yuan with a fake girl account, set up a date at their apartment, clean the whole place, help sy make a romantic dinner, and then cancel the date so sy has to have dinner with him instead

I love when fic authors clearly signpost that there is wild moshang drama happening in the background but bingqiu are too insane about each other to notice

shang qinghua should have to serve as qijiu's divorce lawyer. for his crime

does this make sense

there is literally nothing funnier than getting a weird crush on the guy who stole your life and also hates you

I have been on bsky for 2.5 years and not once have they let me use dms here lmao

Oog

scum villain wingfic that lovingly explores every character's huge noble majestic wings with their unique shapes and patterns but then mobei jun just. doesn't have any.

bingge couldn't be happier, simply couldn't be happier, and he's happy to share his ending vicariously with all of you

His happy end at last 🥹 #svsss #bingzuyuan

luo binghe would have such a good time being a haunted mansion... atticwifing that is also vore

who at cang qiong do we think blushes the most easily

I adore this energy from binghe I want him to be secure in his marriage so he can terrorize other couples like the real housewife he is 🥰 (from the time travel fic archiveofourown.org/works/41498634)

thinking about how sy was always hedging around how much he liked binghe, to himself and on the forums, but it was always so obvious….. he still loves luo binghe +999

yep this tracks (bskywrapped via anisota.net/harvest)

the exquisite agony of reading a really good oneshot whose concept implies a big bang sized novel behind it but the author only gave us 3k of it 😭

Idk how I feel about the new extra but the idea of little system!binglets is so cute

sv extras have further affirmed that shen yuan would loooooove to roleplay teaching binghe about sex. in 500 years when he is finally brave enough to entertain the idea

art where binghe is looking at sqq with tears in his eyes for any reason. that's the good shit

for all he knows he's writing a story where luo binghe gets everything a guy could possibly want. but the one change he can't make to the story is to make binghe a person who could be satisfied with a kingdom and a harem #svsssspoilers

lbh: don’t worry shizun, i’ve bound my soul to yours so wherever yours goes, mine will follow sy: oh good i knew there would be a reasonable solution to our problem