the deepest betrayal is when the little treat doesn't hit like you thought it was going to

me staying up late to learn about the schism

analyze my blorbo's wrongs with INTELLECTUAL RIGOR

today I am grateful to not be personally responsible for indoor plumbing repairs

THAISHA LLOY SPARE HAND IN MARRIAGE

has anyone else noticed that 2009 was kind of a long time ago

A god meets his saviour 💕 #svsss #luobingzu

nothing funnier in the world than binghe being jealous of six balls. lbh, furious: i could be ten balls for you shizun sqq: what does that MEAN

at the slightest provocation shen qingqiu would develop an emotional attachment to binghe's individual blood parasites. in his mind they are shaped like little tardigrades who love him

Now take care of them, SQQ #svsss #bingqiu #bingyuan #luobingzu #luobinghe #luobingge

I should get paid to lie on the couch and read farcical courting rituals between the same two dumbasses over and over 😕

Binghe is absolutely riku: falling to the darkness because his desired love interest didn't choose him, weird relationship to it when the love interest thing gets more resolved

enough stories set in pre columbian contact europe. someone write about the time period where cheetahs lived in the americas

new niche pairing just dropped (in my mind): zhuzhi lang/shang qinghua 1. snake swallows gerbil as nature intended 2. mobei jun BIG MAD. who the fuck is thiiiiis guy

happy birthday all queer people we're gonna live forever

pay attention to me~ #svsss

who needs a prince or a ball? bunmei's perfectly fine staying home tyvm 🩵 #svsss

true love is my cat channeling all nine pounds of her body into a single sharp paw on my collarbone

the party observing occtis tachonis and wicander halovar: the failson of my enemy is my friend I guess

you ever have one of those thoughts no one has ever had before, not because it's groundbreaking, but because you are the only one in the center of that particular venn diagram?

it's time to think about qijiu

let us not forget that shen yuan's two older brothers, upon hearing that their hospitalized didi finally woke up, both replied with selfies of themselves mugging next to his comatose body

just tried to say "someone in the scum villain fandom" and came out with "scumone" which I think we should adopt, as a scummunity

critrole auto subs rendering thjazi as "the aussie" 🧐🇦🇺 endless night outback

somewhere among the demonic ancestors of six balls,,

no one ever tell shen qingqiu that "it's not just that i love my husband, it's that he's so beautiful and perfect that it's impossible to imagine anyone not loving him" is more, not less, gay

his cheekies are soooooo 🐿️🤌

this is scumcum. to me

YANESSA HALOVAR THE WOMAN YOU ARE!!!!!

actually the people who most need a minivan are thirtysomethings trying to carpool to the renaissance faire

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watching city council of darkness concurrently with the schemers table leads to fun thoughts like "what if azune just has a threesome with harondus and filonius to place them in his thrall"

MQF and SQH commiseration session - for an art trade with @cxrdant.bsky.social !

modern au where binghe's abyss arc is working retail

another big W for my fellow perverts

chat we are cooked 😭

sy: so according to you straight men can't have sex with men, OR have feelings for them. so what CAN we do sqh: WOMEN

the thing about cumplane being fwb & constantly reassuring each other it's just "as bros" is that in shen yuan's head "as bros" means it's not gay and in sqh's head "as bros" means it's not romantic. which means they're both comfortable with it AND they're both wrong

how many navy seals does it take to unscrew a door hatch

thjazi fang they might have killed you but they can never stop your rizz

the prophecy....

yep! she's gay

AIRPLANE THE CHIPMUNK IS BACK

the thing about ocs that live in your mind is that no one else posts about those guys

their old sleeping arrangements / poor substitutes

pharaohs would kill for what I have (airtight containers to store grain)

blast from the past but probably this pacific rim fic about trying to fuck your brother's ghost while he's possessing you archiveofourown.org/works/1185409

meng mo big naturals be upon ye

ah lads I thought about nie huaisang again 🥲

"sorry if you know this already!" says tumblr user providing incredibly niche information about their special interest 🥹 everyone is their own average familiarity xkcd comic