critrole auto subs rendering thjazi as "the aussie" 🧐🇦🇺 endless night outback

somewhere among the demonic ancestors of six balls,,

no one ever tell shen qingqiu that "it's not just that i love my husband, it's that he's so beautiful and perfect that it's impossible to imagine anyone not loving him" is more, not less, gay

his cheekies are soooooo 🐿️🤌

this is scumcum. to me

YANESSA HALOVAR THE WOMAN YOU ARE!!!!!

actually the people who most need a minivan are thirtysomethings trying to carpool to the renaissance faire

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watching city council of darkness concurrently with the schemers table leads to fun thoughts like "what if azune just has a threesome with harondus and filonius to place them in his thrall"

MQF and SQH commiseration session - for an art trade with @cxrdant.bsky.social !

modern au where binghe's abyss arc is working retail

another big W for my fellow perverts

chat we are cooked 😭

sy: so according to you straight men can't have sex with men, OR have feelings for them. so what CAN we do sqh: WOMEN

the thing about cumplane being fwb & constantly reassuring each other it's just "as bros" is that in shen yuan's head "as bros" means it's not gay and in sqh's head "as bros" means it's not romantic. which means they're both comfortable with it AND they're both wrong

how many navy seals does it take to unscrew a door hatch

thjazi fang they might have killed you but they can never stop your rizz

the prophecy....

yep! she's gay

AIRPLANE THE CHIPMUNK IS BACK

the thing about ocs that live in your mind is that no one else posts about those guys

their old sleeping arrangements / poor substitutes

pharaohs would kill for what I have (airtight containers to store grain)

blast from the past but probably this pacific rim fic about trying to fuck your brother's ghost while he's possessing you archiveofourown.org/works/1185409

meng mo big naturals be upon ye

ah lads I thought about nie huaisang again 🥲

"sorry if you know this already!" says tumblr user providing incredibly niche information about their special interest 🥹 everyone is their own average familiarity xkcd comic

"you're sitting in a car with a beautiful boy" "this is just like me and shizun"

the real qijiu fixit arc: Let's Atticwife Shen Yuan Together

another day, another misread of /hj as "handjob"

tldr I think YQY's biggest fantasy is giving someone a hug where he doesn't have to consider when it's proper to let go.

og!sqh noticing the qing jing peak lord following him around and thinking shit, fuck, he must have noticed I'm selling out the sect, and meanwhile their conversations are like sqq: does the word "pokemon" mean anything to you og!sqh: stop saying swears

be normal (no liking scum villain)

[stares into the distance] I miss six balls

yue qingyuan are you jealous that binghe spends every day pouring his love and spiritual energy into a cold unmoving vessel because his at least has xiao jiu's face

and he xuan is not inventing core swap surgery. he xuan is inventing a way to suck your core out of you through your mouth and devour it

tianyue is so special to me. catastrophic mourners dead wife society but in one case her memory lives on in an ungrateful son and in the other case his wife's body is still up and dating aforementioned son

#svsss self-cest Plant body era, SQQ's body starts decomposing too rapidly to be maintained properly, so Binghe has no choice but to use his new battery pack 💔 post 1/2

do you guys think bingzu had a meng mo in his head the whole time 🤔 old man yaoi can still win

we should start referring to fandom wank as "schisms"

mobei jun is like hamlet if he never talked and killed people

sy thinks sqh is probably desperate enough to say yes to anything that lands in his lap. fine. so of course sqh fucks him punishingly and makes sy nearly cry on his cock which honestly isn’t even hard to do. but sqh’s hookup style is like thank u for the orgasm please see yourself out

Lbh: oooh I'm just a lonely little flower, won't you please pollenate me, beautiful butterfly? Sqq: wait, do I have to be a butterfly? I'd rather be a bee I think Lbh: ☺️☺️☺️ hehe of course, Shizun!!! A handsome honey bee!Now pollenate me! 🐝 🌷 ❤️ Meng Mo: I wish I could kill myself

original shang qinghua vs airplane

you know, there's no reason NOT to add tianlang jun to moshang 🤔

tbh = totally binghe lbh = lets binghe ttyl = talk to you later (about luo binghe)

fully forgot that lbh could mean "let's be honest." are we talking about binghe where is he

he never saw lbh and lqg fight, he just heard about it later. he does kind of wistfully imagine it sometimes. two muscular men, each a stallion in his prime, sweaty, grappling intently as they struggle for dominance, staring into each other's eyes... ...anyway, SY wants to work out to impress girls

me liking every single post in a thread: I am getting a good grade in communicating 😌

saw a VERY confusing post about "mbj" until I realized it was in fact not referencing the demon king of the north but instead the oscar-winning film sinners (2025)