binghe is so lucky they don't live in pokemon world. he would never have shizun's undivided attention again

SYs parents: you really shouldn’t have that dog in here (the dog gets a name and a bib and custom merch) SQQs Peak Lord family: you really shouldn’t have that demon in here (the demon gets to be his husband)

my binghua manifesto

me: technically the ship name for hua cheng/he xuan could be "rainwater" the yushi huang who lives in my mind: no the fuck it couldn't

world hard and cold, lactating shen qingqiu soft and warm

I remmmeber talking about him in a server with some friends and everyone was just og outline binghe obsessed for a while

"tarnished gold" more like comedy gold. archiveofourown.org/works/487525... #svsss #lbg #gyx

scum villain is a story about a man rewarded with true love for being the most dedicated hater in the multiverse #svsssspoilers

(Shen Yuan voice) It's actually very normal to fantasize about introducing your disciple-husband to a vast new world so that you can be so calm and patient when he looks up at you like a newborn fawn with his big beautiful eyes because he's just soo helpless and scared and needs you to reassure him-

do you think this is the buzzcut binghe rizz shen yuan was imagining 🫣

laughing at the idea that bingge no longer gets the "original luo binghe" designation. kick a man while he's down

#svsssspoilers so here's my theory about bingzu and the system's actions in canon vs the way the system is behaving in the new extras

As of now the translation is COMPLETE!! all parts are out 😍😍 and it's an incredible read!! Jin is an incredible translator!! Be sure to give them some nice words on twitter at @itsjinvi 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

mercy #bingqiu

shang qinghua: pleAse call me daddy please please please my king just once PLEASE mobei jun: since when do you have a bug fetish #svsssspoilers

They are very drunk #cumplane

. I thought if I shattered enough, someone somewhere would find a piece of me soft enough to keep. . (oh bingzu...) #svsss #luobingzu #luobinghe #bingqiu

unrelatedly. this art does make me ship shang qinghua and linguang jun more (again)

I ALSO can't believe we've canonized shen yuan #1 mobei jun understander?? forums au real??????

Cumplane I love you. I desperately want you to fuck but it’s so important to me and your vibes and the tension that you don’t

cumplane doggy style so i don't have to look at your face when i'm mad at you and you have to watch my powerpoint on why you're wrong

GOD I LOVE CUMPLANE SO MUCH #svsssspoilers

i wonder if mbj ever thinks about how if sqq hadn’t been missing too he might’ve never been able to find sqh b/c lbh wouldn’t have cared enough to put in all this effort to help find him

NAILED it #svsssspoilers #svsss

post canon binghe who’s like shizun can you drink my blood again? i want to be more romantic about it this time sqq:

Love when my 20 yo son returns from the hospital after a weird 1 day coma and is suddenly acting oddly graceful and serene and then a ultra hot young man shows up at the door during dinner wearing weird robes and they just keep staring into each others eyes with indescribable yearning

also can anyone confirm whether "benben" is a common dog name in modern china? or did feynite call that shot from 500 yards???

of course Binghe did nothing wrong and is the darling baby girl of all time but also it's pretty important that he ruined everything multiple times and then had to sit with the realization that he was engineering his own misery which forced him to have character growth

#svsssspoilers fascinating psychosexual things going on with how desperately attracted sy feels to lbh in... his older brother's clothes

me like okay when is mxtx going to make 🍸🎲 canon

I don't think it's true that what's hidden behind the mask is the *truest* version of oneself, but I do think it's the most honest. and SY, at his most honest, is a cringe gay loser who thinks stupid shit is funny, likes pushing people's buttons, and who can't help but try to prevent others' hurts

it‘s not cumplane—or sqh in general—unless he’s being u-hauled against his will (just like it’s not sy unless he’s being “turned gay” ”against his will”)

he's so normal he's so fucking normal if he hadn't transmigrated he would have passed as normal for so long but all of the weirdness that was relegated to the internet had to be spoken aloud instead and now there's rpf noncon porn of him being sung in every tavern and he'll never be normal again

#svsssspoilers these are the sources I have seen for the new scum villain extras so far (I have not gone to twitter) machine translation from lewdshizun: docs.google.com/document/d/1... in-progress fan tl from jin: docs.google.com/document/d/1... anonymous fan tl of extra #1: pastebin.com/ZvhXSdUp

hey so hey every time bingqiu have sex they have a voyeur who is a second binghe have we thought about this #svsssspoilers

hhhhhh I'm unwell #svssspoilers

(sv extras) the "small scenario pusher" is so much funnier now that we've learned the system's origins

we should use newly canonical ao3 tags as a kinktober prompt list methinks

I need sqq's "men can touch wherever they want, please go ahead!" to come out of his human mouth in the company of others

I choose to believe sqq gave him that haircut because he misses insane anime mullets so bad

travis gave his new character a russian accent because teor rhymes with aeor

me seeing the same cashier three days in a row: oh god this is so embarrassing what must they think of me the cashier: man I can't wait to go home and play hades 2

if shen qingqiu walked into a cave where luo binghe lived for ten years and it was full of statues of himself and horny wall art, binghe would simply be happy to see him

diversity win! the bitchy knight who spit on the corpse at a funeral is bisexual #cr4

this is the shit I live for lmao I love complicated fantasy social networks (and pets who are friends)

when the two awkward butches in your dnd campaign finally have access to a bathtub and they immediately fuck in it 🤌🤌🤌🤌👏🫶👍🤝✨💖🧡💓🧡💖

tianlang jun climbing into a coffin: this is gonna be really funny in like two hours

is "shizun" inherently more erotic than "shifu" or have I just been binghe-pilled

"they communicate too clearly" is an unusual flaw in any fanfiction but it's especially bizarre in bingqiu

Would your favourite shidi ever lie to you, Shen Yuan??