I’m old enough to remember when Sonic started appearing on Game Boy Advance and Nintendo platforms it felt like “ok, time to wrap it up” and that’s what I think of when I see Master Chief on PlayStation.

The "impossible carnival ride footage" videos have been going around the internet for ages but this is the first time I've actually seen the whole short film they were from www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVeH...

gonna reupload my old hit tweets every so often first up:

Half a century ago, sometime close to my 19th birthday, I decided to, uh, cultivate the "Rocky Horror Picture Show" cult-film status as a way to avoid too much studying or sleeping.

Still one of the most insane tweets of all time

“oh so you think the east wing being demolished is worse than-“ it’s a synecdoche, man. a visual metaphor. there’s a reason the aliens in Independence Day don’t aim a huge laser at SNAP benefits

check out this absolutely terrifying ancient babylonian lullaby

I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak

From the Larchives: The Rocky Horus Picture Scroll. One of my favorite works. I had the assistance of an Egyptology PhD student to translate the Time Warp phonetically. Enjoy :)

I will repost this forever.

rocks that they just put it on the box now

sorting misc images on my laptop and

i love webcomic comments. it's like if thousands of people watching a soap opera paused it every twenty seconds to debate for a full day who's being immoral and what might happen in the next twenty seconds

they're calling him the most audited man in human history

couldn’t be more representative of the current media landscape that the video trump posted of him dumping his own shit on people “appeared to be” ai generated. we have to hear out both sides of this, it could be real, who’s to say

When I was first watching Dune Part 2 in theatres there's the scene where Paul meets his sister and I thought "wow, where did they find a location with sand dunes right next to the ocean?!" and that held in my mind for a good few seconds before the other half of me responded "you mean the beach?"

This meme made me laugh.

Oh nooooo, Lindsey Halligan, this is not how any of this works (15 screens into a Signal exchange) www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...

if god didn’t want me to eat so much cheese why did he make there be so much cheese to eat

this is my favorite video

A true World Series—the U.S. and Canada, the two countries in the world

nooooooooo :(

Well well well

this is why the whole world, the whole thing and not just the united states, canada, japan, south korea, and a few countries in the caribbean and south america call baseball "the beautiful game"

say you get a death note and decide to use it for good. lets assume you are able to do that just fine, taking out evil guys, moving the world towards peace, defeating poverty etc etc thats not what i care about. what i wanna know is how long til you write "sports team i hate bus blows up"

the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote

Sleep is a biological necessity, and sleep deprivation has real physical, psychological, and social consequences that need to be taken seriously. The way our society treats it as slothful to sleep according to natural rhythms (including midday naps and variant chronotypes like night owls) is evil.

Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was “finally, some good old fashioned normal crime”

folks can complain about the effectiveness of scheduled orderly mass protest but to think about it another way its the closest thing we have to the opening scene of A Muppet Christmas Carol where all the muppets sing "there goes Mr. Dipshit, there goes Mr. Ass" to Scrooge and it clearly bothered him

Wrote about the greatest sports documentary about the greatest team THE HISTORY OF THE SEATTLE MARINERS and spoke to its makers. It's a film for devoted stat heads and baseball romantics alike, a piece of art capable of making even a coldhearted sports fan cry 📽️ www.seattletimes.com/entertainmen...

Let's play "sentences written in the 1920s or 2020s"

the mariners just hit a ball over the fence. i'd imagine they have a backup baseball on hand for such occasions

You know how billionaires end up with severe cognitive deficits as a result of becoming surrounded by yes men who constantly tell them their every idea is genius? What if we made a bot that just does that to everyone. I think that would be a good idea.

BY THE WAY If you've updated to Windows 11 recently, you're probably on version 25H2. There's a new setting in Settings: Privacy & Security. Scroll aaaaaaaalll the way to the bottom and you'll see "Text and Image Generation." TURN IT OFF.

Proposal: instead of giving ChatGPT tens of billions of dollars to fail to create artificial intelligence, give me, an Actual Intelligence, a mere $10 million and I will gladly do a spreadsheet wrong for you from time to time for a modest fee.

tbh I don't think this is that niche but man we gotta make LIVING accessible for people who don't have smart phones and/or data. I'm talking bus schedules, restaurant menus, doing your laundry, accessing social security and unemployment, all of it. we goddamn GOTTA dude

heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god

...hey, y'all wanna see a dead body?

“Well-meaning” people are using machine translation to write Wikipedia articles in languages that they don’t speak themselves, accelerating the degeneration in quality of the web corpus for several languages with relatively few native speakers. www.technologyreview.com/2025/09/25/1...

this is cracking me the fuck up. ah geez. fuckin hell