DID YOU KNOW if you are in the US, you can sign up at National Geographic and they will send you a free packet of pollinator-friendly seeds native to your area??? I did not!!! but i think it's super cool and i just signed up to get one give.nationalgeographic.org/page/188844/...

In the song Run Away With Me, Canadian pop singer Carly Rae Jepsen sings, “You’re stuck in my head, stuck in my heart, stuck in my body.” This is a reference to the character of Xehanort from the hit video game Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep

usually the Bob is silent

Chad Johnson is CEO of 'Grain Weevil'. His son did robotics competitions in high school, which inspired this little fella that breaks up hardened surfaces & levels grain to ensure it behaves like a liquid, avoids clumping. This probably saves 10-30 human lives a year. NO BOOTS IN THE GRAIN.

"non-space-age sapients contacted by space-age sapients when they maaaaybe shouldn't have been" is one of my favorite sci-fi tropes.

Just saw the most Reddit reddit post where a guy is posting screencaps from his cruising app asking "Is this a good first dick to suck?" like first off it depends entirely on your build

Labour MPs calling for an orderly transition but unfortunately their government needs to be at least 18 years old with four doctors to sign off first

The past 18 months have taught me that there are so many nails out there that actually think they're the hammer.

"Unlike RAM or affordable housing, it’s pretty easy to get a concussion"

heard a guy say "you have to access it through the portal" and i was momentarily struck by how sad it is that what he said is so boring :( "accessing it via the portal" should be wonderful. we deserve that at least. it should be cool to access it via the portal and instead it sucks shit

Wealth Tax Fixes Everything, No One Paying Even A Little Bit of Attention Remotely Surprised

one of my stock rants is "what can you even spend that money on, at 8 digits you can afford to be on permanent luxury vacation and then what's left?" and this is the real answer - what's left is getting to play Civ on the big board no wonder they're so gung-ho on rockets

“We’ve targeted this content for being sexually gratifying” Did you hear that, guys? Gratification is bad now, no art that conjures positive feelings anymore. You can only look at stuff that makes you feel like shit

start small is right!! a few years ago I started doing a 3-minute sun salutation in the morning and it's shocking tbh how much of an impact just that has had on my back pain

have you seen the new supply chain vuln? don't update tubu. it's literally on heebee. they got poodee's deps. they infiltrated dippy. roll back weeno. disable scripts in ~/.gumpyrc. it's in poob. do not install poob. do not update poob. uninstall poob right now. poob has it in for you.

Any mustelid fans here?

thinking about this tumblr post (www.tumblr.com/bumblebeebat...)

When your cat looks in another direction for a minute and you're puzzled about what has their attention, that's when it's addressing the audience. If you read Garfield you'd understand that's the beat where it's thinking about something really funny, at your expense, making you look like an idiot

Oh good: looks like the tomato plant I was unsure about is probably indeterminate 🙏

We lost Douglas Adams 25 years ago today. This has made a lot of people very sad and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

Historian of abolition here, history tells us how we got here, to put it succinctly “John Brown was hanged for treason and Robert E. Lee was not.”

*You* are an unreliable narrator because your coping mechanisms for your deep-seated trauma forbid you from acknowledging the reality of the situation. *I* am an unreliable narrator because I sincerely have no idea what the fuck is going on.

Experimental post: The Time 5-Year-Old Supper Mario Broth Thought Luigi Was a Cryptid I share a story from my personal life about the first time I encountered Luigi at the age of 5. Due to a combination of factors, I was unprepared for him and ended up believing he was a cryptid.

illegal underground mahjong arc of batman that takes 10 years to resolve

if the dc universe reboots at any point during it the mahjong arc continues uninterrupted

Me sowing (elbows bent at 180° 90% of the time): Haha yeah! Me reaping (cubital tunnel syndrome): what the fuck

The victim blaming is out of control

Yeah if you start talking about the Scoville scale to the right white person they will run to their hatchback & bring back something that will have your jaw hanging from your face like Javier Bardem in Skyfall

this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.

Today’s filmmakers are COWARDS who don’t know the value of a wet monster puppet

Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms, and good thoughts to everybody who is happy, or sad, or ambivalent, or just having lots of feelings. Nothing is simple for everybody.

Here's a super hot take of mine. If you've been in graphics long enough, you know I'm right though.

example one bajillion of how graphic design makes or breaks your tabletop rulebook

We nearly forgot to celebrate 40th of April.

pilgrim guy finishes reading a big book, leans way back in his chair and loosens the belt on his hat

it smelled like chatgpt garbage, and lo and behold it's just scaremongering for ai services. get thee gone hallucinatory disinformation machine of fascism, may thermite get poured on your servers

watched this on repeat losing my shit for two nights now

If you see a weird-looking dog you have to tell me immediately. If I find out any of you have been looking at weird-looking dogs without involving me I might never forgive you.

Email Subject Lines With Threatening Auras

another all-time tweet I am constantly thinking about

The most hilarious part of this is that the recall only affects 173 total vehicles, because that's all Tesla's sold of its rear wheel drive model.

awesome org-wide issue at work today: new customer has the last name null, which fucked up like all of our tables