Many of you.

English is a strange language.

while you were studying the blade, i went to the store

i feel like losing touch with the common man would be awesome. i hope that happens to me someday

draft dump

Imagining a "station master tama" situation but with a lovot for when they finally finish the maglev shinkansen

I also take the position that some of the things in the prequels that are bad are misguided ideas executed well - anakin sucks in basically the same way that makes teens dislike reading Catcher in the Rye - HC is self evidently a better actor than he plays in those movies if you see him elsewhere

Lately, my wife and I have been referring to our marriage exclusively using yuri manga cliches. Well, okay, I've been doing that. She's just mostly been tolerating it. Due to the promise we made on that day

Taking a roundabout way to my fleet carrier in elite trying to find someplace to mine tritium only to trip over a f star system with several y dwarfs including one with 4 planets with bio signals on them

if you pull the lever, you will divert the trolley directly into the Omelas child. Some argue that ending the child's state of perpetual wretched suffering would be a mercy, but if you agree with that you must also contend with the fact that killing them would destabilize Omelas, so,

It has been a very long time since I played star trek online but the space combat had a lot more of this feeling than you would think

bing search how to forget about tuvix. how to not see tuvix when close eyes. how erase tuvix from mind's eye 2026

the most annoying thing about this whole RAM shortage thing is that DRAM modules are a delicious crunchy snack (especially with a little drizzle of balsamic vinegar) but now I'm having to cut back or find alternatives. I've been eating surface-mount MOSFETs but they get stuck in my teeth

Many of you

I WANT TO SEE NUREMBERG 2 LIVESTREAMED

Trimmed the club qr codes off of this but lmao cursed

If you would LIKE to MAKE a CALL PLEASE hang UP and DIAL AGAIN IF you NEED HELP HANG UP and then dial your OOOOOOOOOOOPPPERATOR

[In the worst voice possible] Albuquerque

They're so real for that

They need to make a sports anime about curling so I can understand what's going on

the cat in question. she’s never been fed

my cat every day at 4 pm

this came to me in a dream

Did you know? The red one is called "Reimu".

Well that does do a lot to explain the arrows

wow, clicking on the lunar new year doodle on google fucking sucks this year

Look that's probably bad but you've obviously never flown on JAL if the bidets are noteworthy,

Peak ruka moment

Since I don't watch a ton of movies when it comes down to it the worst one is probably something I actually like, one of the old Pokémon movies probably

God forbid a normal woman eat salad in the bathroom 🙄

Pixel aspect ratio fuckup in 2026 is the real Core Memory Unlocked here, for me

This Presidents’ Day I have celebrated with a SWEET COIN that doesn’t have a President on it, as most of our currency used to be for it smacks of monarchy. BEHOLD!

Thank you @bitchyami.bsky.social for another case of "thing bsky moderation somehow doesn't flag" lmao

so insane anyone is talking about the ps6 when the ps5 only came out [looks at the year] ah beans

He finally found an airtight reason why everybody yells at him when he says the numbers prove the economy wasn't bad lol

Finally starting the yuina substory so I can watch her steal people's Bits on day 1; in this case knife-cut noodles

This is probably ok

It's weird that somehow it survived to make a 3rd less palatable and more star trek version

your roflcopter suddenly looks a lot less impressive, as i roll up in my luxurious lmaousine

I still can't believe Crunchyroll made this tweet and people got mad when its Literally The Fucking Text Of The Show

You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).

On the subject of the latter, a thing nobody tells you about the Amitabha Buddha is that he had windows