Rude of the nyt to put the byline under the nice picture of jeffy e from 2004 so you can't easily screenshot it with that headline

There’s a Karaoke Bar located in the part of Maspeth that’s just industrial machinery and old graves and it has no reviews on yelp and every room looks like if you tried to recreate the set of Deep Space 9 using stuff from Alibaba.

#touhou #東方Project

FINALLY—HYPERPROTESTANTISM

me af

Reading any given headline this week like

the nisemonogatari toothbrush scene does not merely console, but challenges. it articulates the questions that dwell within us

look it's Golgo 12

It's weirdly hard to report ads through youtube as well, there's a process but it's like the opposite of a simple form

Give me the gift of Twenty Five Airplane Bottles of Malort this Christmas. You surely will not regret leaving me unsupervised with Twenty Five Airplane Bottles of Malort

"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny

There he is, big challenges

was gdrive not intended as the primary means of disseminating 36gb of images to several million people at once

okay, that just about does it

no 🙂

Well don't I feel silly

in case you were wondering how things were going on the other site

Thank you national dairy council

Normal for sysco tbh

[11 simultaneous notifications] We’re sorry. The data-harvesting software associated with some Bluetooth thing you connected that you didn’t know about because we didn’t tell you about it failed to install. Please go to our weird site.

Tutorials

Keep seeing drawings of the fishnet tights hooked on a heel meme and they *never* deform the pattern on the tights, smdh

Checking out what has unlocked so far in elite by looking at reddit

jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away

[Thinking about word roots, googles something] hey pop quiz, what part of one of these things is a "manger"

just started having recency bias and i love it. easily the best bias

Cycads have been around since before the dinosaurs, they're a pre-flowering lineage that produces cones. Plants are dioecious, either male or female. This is because of woke.

Guy who both knows how to walk off with an articulated bus and also not hit anything with it while going around turns says "former driver down on his luck" to me

Unfortunately my monitor crapped out a couple days back but since it's nearly black Friday during a period of economic uncertainty I was able to pick up one of the upper midrange oled panels that exist now for only slightly unreasonable money

So was bill c in that email dump or no

Many of you

i appreciate the grace with which the tumblr zoology pedants allowed me to pretend this was intentional

chuck schumer has been barred from formally observing this year's lexus december to remember sales event. they can't stop him from standing outside, but he will not be allowed into the showroom and he cannot directly behold the obelisk or participate in the thousand screams

Real Kojima moments

I did *not* see this one

I saw this one

Two lists of 3 things

The npr show Marketplace happens to be on during some of my commutes home and the shutdown killing off every official economic indicator has been a real strain on their ability to report anything