what’s your new year’s resolution? this is a question i actually decided to take seriously this time around, and after giving it some thought, i’ve decided on this resolution: to be more proactive about fooling people who don’t read to the end of posts before replying to them

it's called the rtx 5090 because that's how much it costs

i am losing my mind over this listing that staged a condemned philly trap house with AI

Remember this from the 90s? No??? That's because I woke up with a splitting migraine today, and my malfunctioning synapses invented this abomination. I hyperfixated on it for several terrifying minutes while immobilized in bed. It haunted me all day, so here's my rendition of it.

modesty laws prevented showing even one lousy frame of John Waters' PINK FLAMINGOS (1972) in the trailer, so the only footage in it is of people reacting to a screening they just came out of. every single type of extant queer person is contained in the specific sequences I have selected here

We would probably have discovered batteries a lot earlier if aluminum wasn't so hard to make, historically

Gotta go screenshot a couple drils

Fed him to much green joyberries Had to cancel out with 15cc red rageberry concentrate

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

Very upset by this depiction of Chip and Dale’s toothpaste use.

The years 2004-2021 (after Frasier but before Only Murders) were the Golden Age of Nobody Saying the Word “Jejune” on American Television.

went to the austin kinokuniya and the store manager sure is Going Through Some Shit. also man bro should not be running a bookstore bro should become an artist

Since we are now in space, the game looks even more amusingly close to SRW.

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

i used to post this on facebook over and over and whenever someone hazarded a guess i'd respond "could be any" or "could be all" and it always got so many interactions that it was at the top of everyone's feed all day every day

Vehicle of the day is a real piece of shit Nissan Frontier featuring a number of stickers including "Bigfoot is real and tried to eat my ass" and "tummyache survivor"

It's not *great* but there are worse things to dump in that much water for sure

Sooner or later we're going to have to address the effect of the lunar rabbit draft on society. There're unstable deserters trained to shoot roaming the forests.

discovering new and exciting ways for bluesky to kinda break due to "popping off"

As a bonus the state gop managed the relatively easy task of putting together an initiative challenging the transportation bill taxes so odot has essentially no money for anything at all, which I'm sure will be fine

It's funny, the bsky automod has generally been overprotective with assigning content warnings but apparently Japanese art Twitter as a whole is operating on a level it is mot familiar with

oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends

Dota 2

Ah so this is how bluesky handles doing Severals

I assume someone has posted this before but it's my morning intrusive thought

(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

About half the population of bluesky, probably

Today is the day you can't retweet this

me, my wife, my son and my dog all have our christmases on the exact same day of the year. the odds of this are approximately 1 in 48 million

you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you

Laughing at this excellent GQuuuuuuX Miguel festive illustration by director/character-animation-supervisor Tōko Yatabe ( @tocodot.bsky.social )! I’d recommend… not eating the cake.

The alt station mostly doesn't play Christmas music but it *does* play Christmas Wrapping

my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck

Truly recognising Touhou characters is like gaining literacy in a new tongue.

Saw a couple wbc-types out picketing a catholic church, really feels like christmas out here

*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great *in reindeer chat* BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess DonnerTime: buncha dolphies? VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh

I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A VISUAL THING BUT NO YOU ACTUALLY PLAY POKER

SCROOGE, horrified, opens his own casket. Reaching into the casket, he pulls out a bottle of CERVEZA CRISTAL

Stayed at the small town Japanese bar for so long that the proprietor evaluated my appearance very carefully and then put on The Cure, before coming over to confirm that, as he suspected, I fucking love The Cure

@ohayousoro.bsky.social incredible the things bsky's auto-moderation won't catch

This Christmas card has straight cardinals, wow

yes, prof. dr. robert j. catman, esq., P.I., the dinner table, that’s definitely where you are supposed to be

guy who anxiously edits an eyepatch onto his art of asuka nge getting her back blown out, so everyone knows he's on the up and up

Taking permanent psychic damage every time I read a new name

Wimdy