Say what you will about the general quality of goods we have here in the United States but it's undeniable we have the freshest hells on the planet.

Bit of an echo of the old "the community finds Jaques Station because the devs forgot to hide it from the economy map filter" here

Chiitan, irrepressible 0-year-old fairy baby otter, in Tokyo today

confucian moralists HATE my posts but LOVE my proposed reforms of the empire's salt and iron monopolies

Yakuza Kiwami 3 (set in 2007) already giving me brand-new instances of anachronistic font usage with that prominent use of Yuruka (2012). DELICIOUS

me: i think with most things, if you look at it on a case-by-case basis, you'll find that especially these days it ends up being this whole issue where you have to sort of look at it through a lens of, hey, you know when it comes to this thing by its very nature isaac chotiner: i completely agree

@jonbois.bsky.social Watching Baseball

i think that people should watch late night talk shows instead of reading books

In June 2002, Avril Lavigne claimed that “five years from now” you would see the titular Sk8er Boi “rockin’ up MTV,” but by June 2007, MTV had replaced its full schedule with reality programming and aired no music videos. In this TED Talk, I will

Hm if you say so

Gotta do my heaven burns red stuff for the day, better get knife cut noodles

Where do you even *get* a thing like that

CHOTINER: So your son is 14, is that right? IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If— CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother? IKARI: Look, let me answer the question. CHOTINER: Sure.

CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called? ME: Slay the Spire. CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer? ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours. CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them? ME: Now hold on a second,

Higurashi is a story about how chill it was to hang out in an air conditioned car in the 80s

got raptured earlier but asked to be allowed to return when i was informed the first ten seasons of American Dad are not available in heaven

Again frustrated at how bad everything is when it's also so unserious

me when my 32mm scale model Meiji Restoration-era Japanese village is out for delivery

today in wikipedia sentences that are alarming if you don't know which article they're from:

a big hamburger

22 Sep 2025

Visiting one of the great props of all times!! The original… Can you name it?

what the fuck am i watching

...Googled Mickey's Dick Smasher to get the image after this post only to find out that Toby Fox hired the artist of the game to work on Deltarune

??

[Frowning at tree pruning] why isnt there a real tree pruning simulator so you can try this on a time scale that isn't decades

sometimes you see something so evangelical that it takes your breath away

Jaro

[Sees something peco rtd] my god she's covered in mandelbrot sets

The guardian kinda went off on the story about that statues bill lol

Genuinely one of the biggest problems with politics today is that all the bad stuff is so, so funny

Metroidvanias are either Protestant or Catholic. Castlevania? Catholic, of course. Metroid? Protestant. Blasphemous is Catholic. Dead Cells, Protestant. Hollow Knight is Protestant, but Hollow Knight: Silksong is Catholic. That's why people are complaining the game is hard. Cause it's Catholic now.

Midway across the river the duckling stings the pizza, dooming them both. When asked why, the duckling points out that this is its nature.

EZ (why is there an extra mode, why does it not say if that has rewards)

That's probably fine

You could put pretty much any text in the Undertale font over the photo of this couch and I'd believe it's something Toby Fox said

Fuck a bluesky blackout, we need a whiteout. Cum everywhere, a week of moderators being unable to escape The Cum.

Remembered Fractale

you busy? the monolith from 2001 A Space Odyssey is here. it wants us to—yeah, beat each other to death with bones

Leave it to perfume to use an ambiguous English sci fi phrase to announce a hiatus (presumably, since, well, ambiguous)

Last night I dreamt that I was buying a gift for a baby shower, but all the wrapping paper options had “WE DONE SOME SHIT” printed on them in various patterns. I opted to use leftover Christmas wrapping paper, only to find that every other baby shower guest used the “WE DONE SOME SHIT” patterns.