I'm sure that some people think that you shouldn't eat an entire 7 ounce Russell Stover chocolate Easter bunny in a single sitting, but I say such people are reprobates who have lost the mandate of Heaven. 🍫

Puzzling over why the annual Holi event is today and not a month ago

this one's not even an edit but i think about it a lot

Ah, burning 30 rolls on the bungo banner for the gauge ticket was Correct

images that spring to mind unbidden, part 785: "grandma skill issue"

images that spring to mind unbidden, part 816: "the grout whispers temptations to middle-aged men"

I forgot about the gag weapons in Warrior Within and Two Thrones

images that spring to mind unbidden, part 826: "perform action: harmlessly bother cat"

images that spring to mind unbidden, part 831: "michigummies"

Teams that make the new arena mode, if not trivial, very easy

At some point someone discovered they had a picture of sign guy too, which is perhaps a better tweet to have photo evidence for than the other dawkins classic, two dogs

When a kitty belly is offered, you must rub the belly before it goes away. It's ephemeral, like a fuzzy rainbow.

Unmute this with haste

Zun reimus

原作見ながら紅魔郷霊夢描いてみた。 #illustration #博麗霊夢 #東方project #東方紅魔郷

Sanae spreading the good news to the people

The gas prices are doing important work but I also did not expect to dig down in the quote chain and hit stancil

a funny wrinkle this shen yun season is that they bought time on a couple slide show billboards for a "stand with shen yun" ad that implies that criticism of them is a ccp plot

going to the zoo and eavesdropping is the fastest way to learn what bonkers ideas other people have about animals. guy next to me pointed at the hellbender tank and proceeded to call it an axolotl and then inform his partner that axolotls don’t exist in the wild because humans created them as pets

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Grok mistranslating originally in English "Witch on the Holy Night" to "Mahou Shoujo Madoka☆Magica" in Japanese, along with hallucinating the event title "The Holy Grail War: A Night Entrusted to Magical Girls" became newsworthy in Japan. news.denfaminicogamer.jp/news/260404l

The early 3d cg era rules tbh

got 'em

It's just not plausible that someone is teleporting into a waffle house because waffle houses are anchored sites of hyperreality. I don't think tarot even works in them. If he was claiming that he spatially displaced into a denny's that'd be worth investigating

Time-displaced object: 2.3m obelisk. Indeterminate metal alloy; fine coating of dust consistent with lunar regolith. Surface carvings are an excerpt of a Microsoft Outlook .pst mailbox file. Observers consistently and independently describe the object as "a threat" but cannot explain why.

reach heaven through violence before heaven's violence reaches you

y'all don't even understand the dire circumstances that prompted this incredible shitpost

HASTINGS: I say, Poirot, this vial’s labeled “hyaluronic acid”! Is it a poison? SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: Non, mon ami. This acid, it replenishes the skin’s barrier naturale HASTINGS: So this is a gal who takes care of her skin. SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: *irritated* The gentleman may use it as well

And of course Picard very much can't say anything against this, it's completely reasonable and he knows it and that's why he's so mad during First Contact

She's so Normal

I definitely clipped this the last time I looked through this comic

i cannot tell its velocity or orientation (because of the minovsky particle density)

the thing is the arc of justice is like, big, really big, so you have to insert the Maker Hooks in it so it cannot submerge back under the sand, and steer it by changing which chitinous plates you wrench open with them

my turn to post it

i was trying to find an old tweet that i couldn't fully remember the text of and then this happened and now i don't even care about the tweet anymore

It's so important that this is literally the scene

Space trucking available for little money, slightly more money if you want to go for a walk

this is how it feels to play an untranslated japanese PS1 game and hitting the wrong interaction

Top contender for me