i just made myself laugh imagining bingqiu sitting down to do the love languages quiz but they can't because every time sqq is like "okay which of these would make you feel the most loved—" binghe is immediately like "do all of them."

sqh trying to be funny: he's a ten, but his dick is so big it kills y— sqq: he's a TEN? who is this guy? he's not hotter than binghe

[ #svsss ] . Starting of 2026 with Binghe and #bingqiu hhhh. Happy New Year, everyone ❤️ . #人渣反派自救系统 #luobinghe #shenqingqiu

:D

really admire sqq’s ability to wax poetic about beautiful men in life threatening situations

when hallmark fic was still being published we were all genuinely worried the party was an abyss analogue and binghe was going to disappear for three to five years 😭

my niece is building a notre dame lego model with one of her parents and she was like "the real one took 30 generations to build, and the set has 30 bags of legos, so whenever we start a new bag we pretend to be the children of the previous builders"

expectation: honing a damaged young man into the most powerful cultivator in the three realms & being privy to a window into the realization of that power reality: damaged young man honing himself into the most powerful cultivator in the three realms to be the ideal wife of some guy

i think binghe should bite shen yuan's love handles

It is time! Ring in the New Year by making and receiving some new smut! :D archiveofourown.org/collections/...

we really don't talk enough about the fact that binghe has an old guy in his head at all times

my fave ever AO3 comment was "i want to get this tattooed as a sleeve in garamond so i can get buried with it when i die"

was gonna tweet "new scum villain extras were the highlight of the year" and then remembered I did also get married this year

This was a pretty good one

i think i added everyone! but I'm not kitschlet on there bc rl people follow me so if you got added by a mysterious stranger it's meeee

i like to imagine someone else coming across binghe in amnesia fic when he's lying in the road like ohhh i'm so injured, and they try to help him and he has to be like I'M FINE, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE BEFORE SHIZUN SEES

Always on that damn phone!

#svsssspoilers little system-spirit running back to bingzu like "got it boss! we made his nipples real sexy like you asked!" lbz awakening from the ashes of his eternal misery: you did what to his what

Give me “that”! #svsss #bingqiu

[ #svsss ] . Speaking of the SV Extras, now that I got enough info about SY's siblings, I made my own interpretation on how they look like weeks ago! Top guy is the brother who researched Ancient Tea Trees, Middle guy is the Antarctic Researcher & of course, our one and only, the diva herself ✨

does anyone want to be friends on storygraph 🥺 👉👈

shen qingqiu if he could see me today

What’s your blood type, Binghe?! No, I don’t mean your type of wife. Which one even is that?! #svsss #bingqiu

He just loves Luo Binghe +1000

Old art dump feat. Hallmark AU

does anyone want to be friends on storygraph 🥺 👉👈

Wandering cultivator

[ #svsss ] Rkgk . Some people requested that I draw Bingzu... Well they didn't specify if it's pre or post-self destruction so I chose the first option 🥹 . #luobinghe | #artrequest | #人渣反派自救系统 | #穿书自救指南

He just loves Luo Binghe +1

aye aye captain 🫡

2025 recapped

[ #svsss ] . It has been almost 9 months since I last posted on here too. Please have Shen Qingqiu as my offering 😔 . . . Re-upload because I sent the one without my watermark . #shenqingqiu #人渣反派自救系统 #sqq

#svsss #luobinghe

Bingqiu Week: Day 4 - Demon 😈 "Be still and let your Shizun take a closer look..." y'all know I love demonic bingqiu 😌

no hallmark fic again today... so sad.....

username explanation: wanted to change my AO3 name and find something that was also available on twitter and tumblr, and i actually wanted kitschcraft as a play on witchcraft but it wasn't available, so i went on wiktionary to find different words starting with witch and went witchlet > kitschlet

#bingyuan au sy is playing favorites. (he is not. he didn't know lbh was also a pet candidate.)

はわわわわわわわわわ #svsss

35 years and I finally have answers 🙏🏻

Found this sketch in my 300-layer digital sketchbook so I decided to colour it

OKAY i need to stop posting now and go to sleep. good night 👋

i think it's funny that i've written bingge POV a lot but bingmei POV only once, and only for the prologue of the amnesia fic. it's harder fsr

i just remembered the idea i had where post-extras bingge decides he has to become experienced in gay sex before he goes chasing Nice Shizun from the other timeline so he can sweep him off his feet, so he goes dimension-hopping for someone to seduce for practice and picks out shen yuan 😊

shen yuan wanting to "provide" for binghe is so 😭 he just wants to take care of his precious baby (terrifying hypercompetent demon lord)

where i create from

i still want fic where the consequences of binghe killing dream constructs catch up with him and sqq has to go on a journey into his brain/subconscious to save him

binghe

He only has 1 mom !

sad to not get more hallmark fic today :( but also good time to catch up if you're behind