“If I am killed doing this, throw my body at the White House, martyr the shit out of me & raise hell. Do not be sad. Do not think I would do anything differently. I would do it over & over again — this is too important to sit down & shut up and not do anything.” www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...

this stuff has really broken me. it's simply astounding that so many people who have been allowed to amass unimaginable wealth are so droolingly stupid, so unmoored from and in fact hostile to any sense of community or social responsibility, and oh by the way they love to constantly rape children

i got jumpscared waking up and seeing 30+ notifications for bsky akdjxbskshd i dont think ive ever had that happen for this app before lmao yall all hate money hungry tv producers too huh

Back to Black is back! @gamesdonequick.com’s annual fundraiser for Race Forward has returned for Black History Month. Last year, GDQ's @blackinaflash.bsky.social community of players raised $44K. They're back again, February 5-8, to speedrun through your favorite classic and latest video games.

"I wish you would just hold me in contempt of court so I can get 24 hours of sleep" they simply don't have enough guys and nowhere is it clearer than the DOJ they're overwhelmed, they're overworked, and everyone who's still there is desperately trying to line up a new job as we speak

As a journalist I am obligated to shoot straight down the middle, a vestigial professional superstition that someone made up 100 years ago, that is also coincidentally very efficient for spreading right wing propaganda.

have u marked ur calendar yet? written in your planner? dbl chin week is this month!!

anyway speaking of podcasts, in my feverish haze last night i had the thought that since im an optician it would be funny if i started a podcast where i just critiqued all the fucked up glasses actors wear in tv shows and movies. its such a distraction to me.

hate that tv shows have "official" podcasts now. a podcast about a tv show should be made by super fans or people watching for the first time and should have the freedom to heavily critique the show, show runners, actors, etc. if u wanna do bts/interview shit just tack it on to the end of the eps 🙄

im stronger than so many of my peers because im not afraid of eating GMOs

hello, is this the newspaper. i would like to announce that i can't get laid. no, i don't mean a personal ad. i want to be in the news part of the newspaper. no i will NOT hold for a manager.

my gran is scottish and came to canada w/ her family in the 1960s. then she married an american when my mom was 13 so my mom was forced to move to the states. dads side came over thru ellis island probs in the like 1910s from eastern europe. poland we think. my aunt researched it but didnt get far

If I were a Republican in congress right now I’d be pulling a reverse Fetterman just flop sweating while googling “pride flag tie ok to wear if straight”

Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50 Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it

u know how when u uhave a fever and it makes ur eyeballs feel hot

With the help of @scarysu.bsky.social I drew us in our respective kigurumis (that we would own if we had money)

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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to wake up at 5 am and don 30 lbs of tactical gear you bought off amazon to sit in a chevy tahoe in the parking lot of the elementary school where you kidnapped a five year old kid to intimidate his teachers. good luck soldier

It’s hard to focus on one thing to be appalled about, but these stories out of Minnesota are awful. (And, of course, on the other hand, very encouraging.) I cannot believe you can wrongly grab somebody, transport them, and then leave them where YOU took them.

i will never forgive the techbros for ruining computer computer was the only thing i liked

kisses for shizun!!! <3 #svsss #bingqiu

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reposting with alt text for accessibility: Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)

"tell me 5 classes you took in college" i dont remember the exact titles of some of these classes But the gist medicine/disability in victorian england witchcraft in the atlantic world gender and sexuality in east asia history of canada african american history (i think this was 2 parts/semesters)

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It always feels like all the wrong people die, but I think it’s because there are far more beloved people than there are bastards.

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BREAKING: Judge dismisses murder, weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealth CEO killer Mangione reut.rs/45Fin56

We’re crushed to hear that Catherine O’Hara has left us. Horror fans know her work in BEETLEJUICE and THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS (as well as a memorable appearance in TALES FROM THE CRYPT), but her body of creativity beyond genre is an epic one. Our condolences to all who loved her.

I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.

sqq funniest guy in the world

if your character has to fight a shadow self/doppelgänger of themself it SHOULD be kind of horny btw

Mayor Gergely Karácsony of Budapest could teach a few American institutions how to deal with fascism. Rather than roll over to a Pride ban, he led a march of hundreds of thousands in Budapest. Now, he's being charged under their anti-Pride law. But he won't be deterred. Our latest story.

sneezed a bunch of times in a row and now my nose is stuffed. the humidifier i ordered today cant arrive soon enough

yall got two hours to get biscuit back up in the top 10 (u need a fb account to vote unfortunately) americasfavpet.com/2026/biscuit...

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ESPRIT DE CORPS - Kim Kitsuragi is a nice guy. Wish he was here right now.

BREAKING: recently murdered guy did something dope as hell a couple weeks prior

they are so cute. I would kill a man for season 2 or a live action

YOU - Yeah, we're f****ts, got a problem with it?!

Reminding everyone, PLEASE, DO NOT sub to your favorite content creators through phone apps as it not only charges you more, it also takes a higher % from us AND to top it all off blocks the money from being received for 30 fucking days for some goddamned reason.

getting increasingly confused trying to have sex with my point and click wife but she just keeps saying “you cant use that here”

You walk into this bar and show your ICE mugshot, you don't pay a dime.

the entire time I was reading scum villain i was just thinking 'this brian david gilbert motherfucker' so I meme'd it (3/3)

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