It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.

Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell are demonstrating the kind of leadership that I hope other Republican legislators follow.

“I don’t celebrate death” okay well skill issue

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say lindsey graham died from smoking a cigar because the cigar exploded in his face and his pants and socks and underwear flew off and then he dropped the cigar on his penis which also exploded. don’t say stuff like that

Lindsey Graham got the diarrhea and died. "There was nothing left when he was done," said an aide. "Now we have to try to put the diarrhea back in so we can bury something three dimensional," he added. RFK Jr. is going to give kids in school diarrhea to honor Lindsey Graham and make them stronger.

mitch got him

I’m saddened to announce the passing of my work colleague, The Zodiac Killer. While we were often on opposing sides of the business, I always enjoyed his silly little scavenger hunts.

さはん！

Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences

i finished unpacking my clothes into my gfs (now our!!!) closet today and the dividing line between all my pink things and all her black things is so 🤌

yeah i mean my worst colleagues didn't start wars though, they were mostly just rude in emails or things like that

To be a historian is to speak ill of the dead and the rest of you should take more history classes and join us.

seeing tokyo godfathers reference footage that they shot for the animators and satoshi kon himself is the reference model for hana. He looks so happy doing it too

vampire chess, screenshot, macintosh (1994) www.macintoshrepository.org/2928-vampire...

laughing about this again

NY Tmes exec editor Joe Kahn said in 2024 that the issue of democracy's survival was not a top priority in his newsroom's coverage. Now Trump is sending federal agents to NYT reporters' homes to deliver subpoenas over coverage he doesn't like. I wonder if democracy is a priority for Joe now.

"how were people writing 10 page papers before AI???" we were smarter than you. you could've been smart, too. but you sold your brain for nothing

we need to ban online gambling, all ads for gambling, and all mentions of spreads and lines and gambling companies on linear television broadcasts

moved in with my gf this past weekend, this was us at pride 🥰

Oh, thanks, I actually already know the solution to this one and you won't believe how easy it is

Le Guin on the idea that there is a secret to getting good at writing.

A man who publicly was doing something which, when done wrong, can cause graft-vs-host disease, an autoimmune disease which can attack, among other things, your GI tract, now has an autoimmune disease which is attacking his GI tract. What a coincidence.

haha, thats a great post. unfortunately you phrased it in a way that allowed me, a moron, to misunderstand it

#danmei #translation

At some libraries you can also rent cameras, gardening tools, podcasting equipment, or museum and zoo passes too. You can get access to Rosetta Stone or Ancestry(.)com and streaming networks for shows and movies. The libraries have evolved with the times and is one of the few free resources left.

enough of everyone having a massive penis in my gay sex fanfiction

We had a really mean python at work and I gave him back to his owner and was like “he was trying to kill me” and his owner said “well, he only has so many ways to interact with the world. All he has is a face” and it Moved Me

constitutional birthright citizenship survives by 1 vote. and to think people were worried about this beautiful institution.

5-4 for what it explicitly says in the constitution is incredible. They were this close to undoing the civil war entirely. bsky.app/profile/mjsd...

i have run out of things i can legally say about the supreme court

The aristocrats have always gotten half a year at the clinic in Switzerland for their Exhaustion, and they still do. Remember not to be twelve minutes late for your shift tomorrow, or else you're fired though.

This month's bonus episode is about the humiliating decline of The Washington Post, which has culminated in the launch of a podcast that is worse than you could possibly imagine.

Cool that James Madison envisioned everyone having a rocket launcher but the authors of the 14th amendment explicitly stating their intentions doesn't count for some reason.

sure the great american state fair may not have funnel cake, or games, or anything fun at all. but it's got something purer than that, the pinnacle of american conservative culture: getting all riled up about some dumb shit you sort of remember from TV and ranting at your children about it

Bobby Omlettes back at it again

Finalmente a tecnologia sendo usada pelo bem da humanidade

I love it when ppl say bluesky is this like awful place where you get screamed at all day. that doesn’t happen to me i just hang out you must be really annoying if that happens to you

In exactly two weeks, i'll be showcasing a run of PEAK at #SGDQ2026! ✨ I'm one of the lucky online runners for this edition and as always, @gamesdonequick.com will raise money for Doctors without Borders. Come watch it on Wednesday, July 8th if you want some virtual cookies! 👀

Lynda Barry did not squeeze your heart and simultaneously explain the point of all art with the barest of line drawings so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable."

RETIREE FROM VANCOUVER WHO ROTS THEIR BRAIN ON RESIST CONTENT EIGHTEEN HOURS A DAY: These delusional USians really believe the world will come crawling back when (t)Rump is out of office FRENCHMAN IN TEXAS FOR THE WORLD CUP TRYING BRISKET FOR THE FIRST TIME: Ze light of God ‘az opeened my eyes

90% of modern media criticism just sounds like this

Huh????? bwuh??????

Little Menaces - Bug Tea Party - Star OOAK handmade art doll #artdoll

wow you have dogshit taste (remembers im trying to be nicer to people who like different things) uh i mean, it's beautiful how the breadth of human experience is so wide it encompasses those with good taste and those with dogshit taste

Can't believe it's been 10 years of being told that you mustn't call ignorant bigots ignorant bigots. You just have to politely live with the mess they've made

this is so insane