i can get behind punishing diving that harshly if EVERY dive gets the hammer but be serious. all 22 guys on the field are diving all of the time. why are you only being punished for it when you roll a 1 on the D20

you shouldn’t dive and also just lol lmao of course that got called. forget it, jake, it’s argentina.

oh yeah that’ll do it

what just happened

oh shit

thank god

bro he fouled HIMSELF

holy fucking shit

guess I have to just go to a publix out of my way from now on to avoid getting fucking harassed by the creepy publix employee. fuckin love being afab, dude, it rules!!!!!!!

aching joints after dancing last night. dammit, I feel old 😞

I want to thank Matt Freese for his sacrifice because I first saw this clip on IG and instead of seeing a sea of “women suck at soccer” comments, it was mostly references to Matt Freese or the invoking of Matt Freese to shut down the few sexist comments. Now that’s growing the game.

the gay haircut is undefeated

first night out in atl in what feels like ages and sometimes you just need club beats, cigarette smoke, and cheap drinks in plastic cups to feel right. my little studio after a night out is the coziest place in the world

thank god jae is gone and i’m free from caring about this team. counting down the days til atlanta.

total refusal to pressure the shooter is crazy work

sorry, there is no better espresso delivery device than an orange espresso tonic. everyone will know me as the orange espresso tonic person. i’m making these things for effectively a quarter a drink. it’s incredible.

I’m sorry, at this point I can’t help but think anyone who endlessly screams about the Establishment or the DNC has rocks for brains. It’s lazy rage bait that never requires evidence, just an audience that already believes it’s true.

why do we have a match at 3pm on a friday and then nothing starts until 5pm on a saturday. what in the world is this schedule

I mean, who among us, right guys

being beholden to a rapist doing the right thing is never a situation you want to be in

was gonna make a broke bitches joke and then remembered argentina would be england’s theoretical opponent in that second match, so let me just advance my “it’s all rigged for argentina” conspiracy theory instead

The Mamdani campaign is going to end up being like the Obama campaign, in that a bunch of mediocrities are going to buy boats off the fact that a generational political talent won an election in their presence.

I don’t think it’s fair to rip Pulisic for being hurt, but I do think the way it happened only plays into the vibe that he is above the national team. That and when the sub came it felt less like “he can’t go anymore” and more like “no point suffering for this.” He should have been off sooner tbh.

fuck

we need to ban online gambling, all ads for gambling, and all mentions of spreads and lines and gambling companies on linear television broadcasts

fuck me

😭

just refreshing the points because i can’t log into espn coco is killing me

I actually like Tadej but I’m not sure I can be bothered to watch the tour this year. It just hasn’t been compelling since Jonas’s crash

“they are not going to let us have it” 😐😐😐

the 12 umbra-class defense station challenge is gonna give me tendinitis. i may need to press pause

xbox after buying up half the games industry and immediately blowing it up

oklahoma softball ™️

honestly this is very real. one thing i’ve noticed, particularly in college sports, is how you can pretty much expect a discomforting zealotry in most postgame interviews. people keep saying the kids are alright but i really don’t think a lot of them are.

as someone who was brought up evangelical, I’m not seeing the lie tbh. do you think tim tebow could play the beautiful game

relieved and thankful for platner’s accuser. I hope she is safe

would have saved us a lot of time and given us a better shot at winning if folks would have just drawn the line at the fucking nazi tattoo instead of crowing about “purity testing” and doing extremely thinly veiled anti-semitism

finally. go home, bitch.

I keep seeing defenses of Al Franken whenever the news highlights sexual assault by D politicians (Swalwell, Platner), the idea being that Franken is an example of someone who was unfairly treated and CLEARLY we memory holed that entire controversy. This was his SEVENTH accuser, a Democratic aide:

I feel like I’m a little confused about whether the willingness of teams to accuse officials of cheating is the problem here or if it’s the actual possibility that these games very well might not be officiated fairly in ways that are fairly predictable based on what we’ve long known about FIFA

crazy how the prerequisite for writing opinions at the bulk of outlets is just to be a useful idiot. merit doesn’t matter at all, just be wrong in service of the right people.

this sucks

sony’s decision has spooked me into making most all future S2 purchases physical and potentially re-buying stuff I own on deep discount eventually. when I think of putting money into xbox or selling it to get a PS5, I just see a precarious money pit

i fuckin love these designs, holy shit

exactly exactly exactly this is why I was so against the idea of him winning, even if it meant more collins. because everything we knew about him told us that if he got that seat he would not be responsive to criticism, and if more revelations dropped, he would never ever step down

why am i at work instead of at home beating my head against a brick wall (playing star fox challenge mode)

stunned they beat us to it

love doing all the normal challenges just to discover what horrors await me in expert