“I’ve got a great marketing plan, we’ll get the dumbest motherfucker in our industry, one that just nobody respects, and we’ll have him say the most asinine thing possible and that will be our pull quote, it’s surefire

Being a massive pervert is free, fun, and incredibly fulfilling – but watch out! Vast social forces are arrayed against it...

we really should've put gooning as a term up on the high shelf months ago jesus fucking christ

I would have never expected smoked salmon to work in a quesadilla but I DO have to stand corrected

Dang.

On the left, the refurbished Lincoln bathroom. On the right, picture I took in Saddam Hussein's palace in Basra in 2005.

I did not quite want a 1st printing 1st edition of Gaywyck bad enough to pay 100 bucks for it, but it was very cool nonetheless

corporate needs you to find the difference between these two pictures

stinky

oh we HAVE been in rumination jail for like 5 hours huh

Seriously, @scarleteen.com is one of he most valuable sites on the internet, sex-related or otherwise. If you need a good site to help a young person learn about sex without all the shame and misinformation, send them here.

dwarven-beard-spores (tumblr) said hey what if there WAS icecream in the bear fridge and I said say no more (@fandomtrumpshate.bsky.social gift - thank you so much for your generous donation to Bellingcat!) #discoelysium #wednesdayweeklies

It's at 9x11 printer paper that really brings the whole look together

Disco Elysium Dance 🕺🕺✨

And what do people buy at the grocery store? Communism.

I was randomly having a second think about why this fic in particular bothered me and I think it's this: fics should not be sex ed. HOWEVER, if the tone/vibes of the fic are giving the distinct impression that it's lowkey /trying/ to be sex ed, then it bothers me if it's bad sex ed lmaoooo

not to gild the lily but I also just had life changing pizza holy SHIT

Vintage Gay Porn #gayporn #gayerotica #vintagegay

“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN

This has me rolling dude

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I love my beautiful wife scallion pancake

Would you look at that IT'S T DICK TIME

#kinktober 4th prompt : Size difference 👀 #nsfw #nsfwtober

me anytime a cute guy with pecs wears a tight shirt: Titties! :D

ADHD king

I know porn doesn't have to be realistic but seeing a fic take the stance 'anal definitely always will hurt no matter what' DOES bother me like the characters were virginal so it would be fine if it was like, the fic proving them wrong or smth but no it was just presented uncritically as fact

aim for the jugular

DON'T FORGET!

Diva down #DiscoElysium

the phrase ‘kim seokjin is the liu haikuan of BTS’ may only make sense to a certain venn diagram of people but like it’s True tho

don't worry namjoon we've all been there

MR DEL TORO I OWE YOU MY LIFE

sometimes you find porn that's so blatantly over-the-top levels of Up Your Alley that you have to take a minute to be like, offended on your own behalf like hey I know I'm a walking cliche but like. you could /pretend/ to be a little subtle about it 😂😔😂

Yes, the Grink *was* there. He was there for *me*, Bryan, in ways you haven’t been. And, you know, it’s just so fucking *you* to keep bringing him up like it’s some kind of gotcha. This was never about me or my mistakes, it’s about your insecurity and I’m sick of it. At least the Grink was *there*

"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"

Happy Halloween one and all!

A Kimono decorated with skeletons, from Japan, 1840-1860 CE, now housed at the Victoria and Albert Museum in London

d'ya ever find yourself cursing freud mid jerkoff sesh or-

had date night with daddy for the first time in literally a couple months because the last time we planned to go out I got fucking pink eye the day before and like GOD I needed that 😭😭

Hello, people of bluesky, if you are just joining us—here is an old comic I made about Dracula

yeah I did get the official bts pill organizers why who's asking

marlowe currently sitting on the stairs wailing at me as if I did not give him boy dinner two Whole Hours ago

it's maybe wild a little that the most unhinged thing she did in if I had legs I'd kick you to me chu was that she was seeing a therapist /at her own practice/ lmaoooooooo me and my friend literally turned to look at each other like bro what the FUCK who DOES that 😂😂

*leans into the mic* chubby hairy older men that's it, that's the post

applied for a big boy job today please clap 😭😭