baby need smoko

my friend's church SPEAKING the TRUTH this pride month

#taekook au where; jungkook decides to finally get a tongue piercing, and taehyung is supportive of his boyfriend's choice... except when jungkook informs him that they can't kiss until it's healed, effectively placing them on a kissing ban for the next four weeks. taehyung is not a fan 😒

relevant to an email i just got

The VCR maps the members to the seven elements of the flag: RM, geon, Air V, gon, Earth Jimin, gam, Water Jungkook, ri, Fire JHope, red, Yang (day/sunlight) Yoongi, blue, Yin (night/darkness) Jin, white (peace/purity)

The rest of the members’ stage outfits are on this link, and each of them had a name! 🔗 www.instagram.com/carnetarchiv... RM - The Standard-Bearer Jin - The Oracle SUGA - The Bounty Hunter j-hope - The Scout Jimin - The Drifter V - The Enforcer Jung Kook - The Raider

*slaps the top of the computer* I'm gonna open sooo many tabs on this baby *Long whistle of appreciation*

real trying to buy clothes at the soup store behavior tbh

Impulse buy

🐰bag = 🐥bag #jikook #jikookfanart

I....meant to eat. tried to eat, even. went into the kitchen and everything. there was, at least two or three times in the back half of my day, a plan to eat. but I kept getting distracted and now it's like 1am and I don't have any snacks bc I haven't been grocery shopping in uh. um. 😭

jin is jimin’s little spoon

old man yaoi as in yaoi featuring two old men, or Old Man Yaoi as in an old man who represents the concept of yaoi, sort of in the vein of Father Time

viva 🇰🇷🇲🇽

I remembered I know how to clip vids now lol I think about this yoonkook hug from bon voyage 1 SO MUCH

Office worker who is perpetually nervous and sweaty and horny.

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BARKING

white shirt long hair yoongi 🤍

i’m going to get him. ohhhh my god. holy shit.

cuddle bugs jinmin 🥹

I just learned that the creator of Widow’s Bay is the person who was dressed as the Babadook at the adults drinking Halloween party

hello do I have any friends who maybe play the pokemon tcg pocket mobile game and um if so do you wanna be friends on there also 👀 perhap even trade a card.....or 2 👀👀

*a red sniper dot appears on my forehead*

how long has hoseok been a train conductor and can I go for....a ride

Them

I've been suspecting that RM doesn't take as much credit in songs as he's earned, and between his album behind lives and interviews like this, I think this is a valid perspective.

I do not but boosting in case someone else knows!

bon voyage s1 mostly upsetting due to the crew trying to artificially create Tension and Drama, but the scant handful of gay moments are ones that have stuck in my brain for /months/ now it must be said

Since I did do my PhD in cyanobacteria growth and treatment optimization modeling AND work in the water treatment industry, I’m gonna share my theory as to what’s happening here and how to fix it. People are focusing on the painted bottom of the pool increasing residual heat, and while that 1/19

?s based solely on Tannie's practice wardrobe: Where are they going Where have they been What's the weather Did they wake up super early or too late Did they know where they were going when they left the house How long is practice Is practice day also gym day Do they know each other

keke palmer should be the next james bond

also while we're talking about things I wish people wouldn't say, variations on 'I'm no better than a man' or 'I can feel the feminism leaving my body' when someone is horny /really/ bother me bc being horny is morally neutral and has nothing to do with whether someone is a feminist or not pls 😭

if you are looking for a thing to replace it in your vocab, I had a lot of success with thinking of smth really hyperbolic and silly to say instead 'I'm going to explode into confetti' 'I'm gonna sprint a marathon' etc

🐱🎸 #suga #yoongi #btsfanart

there’s something wrong with him.

People keep comparing this stuff to being carded but the guy that glances at your ID before you walk into the club doesn't keep a permanent record of your card, time of entry, and everything you do and say while inside, that is then passed over to the government and a billion data brokers

Why are they like this?

great news for people who don't eat food

also for no reason at all idk what you're talking about I just thought about current blond bombshell jimin dancing alyssa's part in killin it girl

when ya'll said naked taehyung I thought you meant he was in a tank top or smth 😭😭😭

feeling Normal about this one lads

Next in our classic queer book recs for Pride from Augusta Connor... what do you know about Mrs. de Winter?

Friday, tiktoks

Conversation at the beach: BLACK WOMAN: Now that’s how you cook! A little of this, a little of that, that looks interesting, then add seasonings until the ancestors tell you to stop. WHITE WOMAN: Unfortunately my ancestors were also white.

if namjoon didn’t put a stop to this who knows what would have happened