It's a lovely Christmas in the village, and you are a horrible goose

HAPPY THURSDAY! Next chapter my #SquidGame No-Squid-Game-AU fic, Shiny Black Feathers, is LIVE!! WITH! Hurt! Comfort!! The intersection of hurt/comfort and horny!!! Horny comfort?? Horny comfort!!!! ENJOY!!!!

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT get hired because he was a white male, died.

HAPPY THURSDAY! Next chapter my #SquidGame No-Squid-Game-AU fic, Shiny Black Feathers, is LIVE!! WITH! Hurt! Comfort!! The intersection of hurt/comfort and horny!!! Horny comfort?? Horny comfort!!!! ENJOY!!!!

“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.

don't forget 🤖🚫

Hey Millennials, you should congratulate Gen Alpha on their first successful kill

Can’t find a way to write this that doesn’t sound like a twee bromide but genuinely, if your end of year review is that you survived painful things happening in your life & the world, stayed empathetic in an inhospitable environment & treated yourself & others decently then that’s achievement enough

für elise navidad

You don’t write like AI—AI writes like you. Defend the em dash.

bob's java jive, route 99, tacoma, washington, 1980

Some versions of the xmas song "Sleigh Ride" are really going all in on that whip crack sfx huh. Fuckin' Indiana Jones crackin the pumpkin pie into smithereens

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🍾🐴 ✦ #art

This enormous spooky girl got pre-medicated for the vet for the first time due to "a history of being fractious." She bit a vet tech at one of her prior visits.

Them: “25 years ago” Me: *nods sagely* “1986”

I bet you the East Wing would still exist if that inebriated raccoon was president

for World AIDS Day, a 1988 cartoon from the Advocate's Gerald Donelan

there’s a scene in the new documentary where Elizabeth Taylor is talking about the stigma of AIDS and how she got involved in the movement and it’s fucking everything

Books thread. This was boring. I finished it just so I could say I did.

Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread

ratties 💞✨ #art #digital #draw #drawing #украрт #study

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

Too sneepy to work and yet here I am, maximizing shareholder value.

Hey various holidays are coming up, why not get your loved ones some lovingly handcrafted Old Man Yaoi??

Commission for @kamidog.bsky.social

Stickers!!!

two clowns together on a ship Some McStan 🔥😔

Does anyone know where the love of god goes When the waves turn the minutes to hours The searchers all say they'd have made Whitefish Bay If they'd put fifteen more miles behind her

this meeting could have been a blessed silence

what if Trump thought that he was Lin Manuel Miranda

All of Bluesky this morning:

HAPPY FRIDAY! The next chapter of my #SquidGame no-squid-game AU #Inhun fic, Shiny Black Feathers, is LIVE! WITH! Crows! More crows!! Driving your crush around in a limo!!! Crow fights (do mind the tags)!!!! ENJOY!!!!!!!

reposting this for #tdor #transdayofrememberance

some more new sticker designs! Which will it be, @wilsonforseattle.bsky.social ?

not a soul in this scandal has good prose

just ordered a whole lot of stickers ( stickerapp is having 25% off sale) including this weevil sticker sheet Just snorf it

#AO3 is turning 16! Look back with us on some of what we accomplished this year, and participate in our anniversary fanwork prompt! Learn more at otw-news.org/yckt835x #AO3Celebrates16

lol car done broke Can't back the car up. It's off to the mechanic's. I know carbrain is a real symptom of US car culture but I do love my car. She's small and gets the job done and sometimes she's a pill.

she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October

Happy Wednesday! The first chapter of my Squid Game no-squid-game AU, Shiny Black Feathers, is live!! With!! Trying to make your job more interesting with the power of imagination! Wrangling your mean idiot cat!! Fun with personal finances!!! Crows!!!! One sinister sexy client!!!!! ENJOY!!!!!!!

Started Between Two Fires, supposedly a medieval horror novel and....is this a buddy comedy??

new fic posting tomorrow!

My mood for the last few months has been basically like this

In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice. KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond. His reply was a doozy.

Today marks 50 years since the Edmund Fitzgerald and her crew of 29 sank during a violent storm on Lake Superior. In Minnesota, we continue to honor their legacy. www.startribune.com/ss-edmund-fi...

Left a rather testy email on Schumer's DC voicemail. His vm box is open. Go yell at him. 202-224-6542