calamity jenn.
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Hi! I’m Jenn. I’m mid-30s, live in London, and worked book retail for 16 years and these days I work customer support for book retail. I’m aro/ace, I’ve a fun range of mental health problems and my favourite hobbies include napping and tea. I’m terminally online and this isn’t my first rodeo.
11 months ago
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Mando: “I am here to tell the story.” Grogu: “And I am here for the food.”
about 4 hours ago
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I misheard something on It Takes Two the other day and thought Strictly was somehow having a Biscuit Week - I’d get fully behind this!
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about 4 hours ago
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The main character in this is ace and this book is SHREDDING me. Yes it’s scary and gory and body horror but the remembered feelings of teenage confusion and inadequacy and how I still panic about ~misleading people, it’s fucking me up.
about 5 hours ago
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If the Wolf of Wall Street had been like this deranged queer tango adventure maybe I would have watched it
youtu.be/SMBsgXPBNm8?...
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Our Pros take over with a tantalising Tango to Beautiful People by Chris Brown ✨ BBC Strictly 2025
YouTube video by BBC Strictly Come Dancing
https://youtu.be/SMBsgXPBNm8?si=YnFDHcV9fQQEikVv
about 7 hours ago
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Everyone being like this isn’t real!!! and I’m like no, it’s an inflatable giant soy sauce bottle, and I still want it. A giant inflatable soy sauce bottle! I am aware I have a t-shirt for everything but one of those everythings IS a Kikkoman tee
about 7 hours ago
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Kate Watson
about 8 hours ago
May we all dream of such riches.
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AAAAH-riadne Griffin
about 8 hours ago
this absolutely camp shot of Alex lurking backstage looking like she's the key witness in a murder? Perfect.
#scd
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I agree, literally all of my interests are annoying
about 12 hours ago
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I was home and Amazon are pretending I wasn’t so they couldn’t deliver my Disney Scrub Daddies. Rude tbh.
about 12 hours ago
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Very inconvenient how everything is a mash-up of cowboys, pastels and cottagecore cute ghosts, given these three things combine my aesthetic preferences
about 13 hours ago
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I need a boring unflattering waterproof slightly puffy coat, and the women’s ones were £40+ in Asda so I went to the men’s section and got one for £25.
about 13 hours ago
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I said I’d save up but my mum has now said she’ll buy me the Evernight editions of
@sgj.bsky.social
’s Indian Lake Trilogy for Christmas and now I’m crying in a coffee shop
about 14 hours ago
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I listened to this episode with my mum who a) remembers my Worst Witch phase very clearly (I had to make my own broomstick) and b) said thoughtfully “I don’t think she’s the worst witch, I think she just has imposter syndrome” while I gulped tea in Traumatised Millennial.
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about 14 hours ago
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derek guy
about 24 hours ago
in 20 years, the most extreme, reactionary, "return to tradition" masculinity influencer is going to adopt this uniform and you'll have to calmly explain that this was once considered non-traditional
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Thea O'Ryan Files
1 day ago
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So excited that Eleanor & Alasdair Read That have done The Worst Witch, I adored those books.
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starting the episode singing the 1998 Worst Witch TV theme unlocked something in my brain and I joined in word perfectly like some kind of sleeper agent suddenly activated.
about 15 hours ago
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a) Half this cupboard is tea, b) I’ve got too many novelty crisp flavours right now, c) yes, that is cherry bakewell curd, we’ve got apple crumble curd further back.
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1 day ago
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The treat cupboard has got wildly out of hand
1 day ago
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Me logging into all my extra BBC accounts I’ve still got from Lakita to save my undermarked faves
1 day ago
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I’m crying, I love a joyous Couple’s Choice. That was wonderful.
#Strictly
1 day ago
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I’m so excited for Ellie, she gets Golden and the sparkliest outfit!!
#Strictly
1 day ago
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Amber’s hair looks so manky my whole body keeps clenching
#Strictly
1 day ago
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Even with a ringer I don’t think you should Argentine Tango week 4.
#Strictly
1 day ago
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AAAAH-riadne Griffin
1 day ago
can't get over how phenomenal Alex looks this evening. Good heavens.
#scd
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I loved that!!!!!!!!!! Really lovely. In my feels.
#Strictly
1 day ago
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I want Alexis’ dress so much and so bad
#Strictly
1 day ago
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My weakness for a Charleston means I enjoyed that more than I should have
#Strictly
1 day ago
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I’m not going to see this samba, all I can see are those trousers
#Strictly
1 day ago
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I’m so proud of Harry, that was such an amazing rumba! He’s a giant sport man and he brought passion and vulnerability and did some acting!! Undermarked!
#Strictly
1 day ago
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Obsessed with that wafting blue tent thing they’ve tied up at the back, how did they do it so fast?!
#Strictly
1 day ago
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Watching Harry and Karen’s rumba and having an emotion tbh, wow.
#Strictly
1 day ago
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Undermarked, tbh, I think Karen and Carlos deserved better, like, maybe a slightly rogue 8 from someone.
#Strictly
1 day ago
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I’M OBSESSED, I LOVE THIS!!! CARLOS! KAZ!
#Strictly
1 day ago
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These are now arriving for me tomorrow
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1 day ago
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When your special interests combine
1 day ago
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Sadly I bought these sponges I don’t need because I was so excited at the idea of them being a festive edition ie they are red and for no discernible reason say “New York Escape” on them even though they are just. washing. up. sponges.
1 day ago
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Will Wiles
4 days ago
Andy Serkis has titled his forthcoming memoir "My Pressures" which puts him streets ahead of the competition for "dad joke of the year" if nothing else. Wonderful.
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I’ve been laughing at this for a solid five minutes
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1 day ago
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Millennials, it’s back?!?!
1 day ago
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Unsure about Nazi Santa though
1 day ago
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I love her
1 day ago
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Extremely rude that these are only for bibbits
1 day ago
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Another one I’ve sold 14000000 copies of without wanting to read it and: you fucking W H A T
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1 day ago
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iucounu
2 days ago
Omg
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I FORGOT THE IMPORTANT PICTURE
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2 days ago
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Deeply ashamed of getting Coldplay’s Fix You from a one second clip of Chis Martin’s falsetto. I don’t like the song but somehow the way he sings “reverse” jars something in my brain and that was the clip.
#HouseofGames
2 days ago
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Keeping the jimjams on brand
2 days ago
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One of my colleagues made me this and he just arrived! I do know good people 💜
2 days ago
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derek guy
2 days ago
heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god
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I had a fuck around taking a 14th Anniversary Work Portrait 💁♀️
2 days ago
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